Let's get her naked

Let's get her naked

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If your asshole has less hair than mine I'll be calling it dinner

Ummagumma is my favorite Pink Floyd album.

Let's go abduct some fans of the Dave Matthews Band and torture them

As long as you don't have any clegnuts I'd say we're good to go

Does that confidence turn you on baby?

Let's go kick a hobo to death and fuck on his smelly corpse

Im sure your gonna enjoy me fisting you ass.

I have HIV but we'll wear a rubber

Of course I am sure of myself, new daddy keeps training mommy

Winrar

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How do you feel about me shoving cereal up your asshole then eating it as a breakfast essential?

OP is a fag. Abandon thread.

So honey ready for that bbc?

Where did I ever say that I was taking dubs? We're trying to get this bitch naked you autistic fuck-wit.

Brb my master wants to fuck me in the ass

fucking hell

Welcome newfriend! :D

That's the glorious Proxy Paige if you were wondering.

ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuloli

OP did you die?

Trying to get her to take her clothes off, not scare her away.

Instead of scoring cheap nudes why dont you ditch these clowns and actually try to fuck her

>please dont touch my ass
then why you handing to me on a silver platter?

Can you send me a pic of you touching your nose with your pinky to make sure you aren't a fucking catfish, you middle aged man?

Rolling

She's on the run. Nothing you can do at this point.

"no promises on the ass, but give me your number. We should get coffee"

Soooo. Can like nudes happen plz

pretty sure OP is chatting with a bot

How do we know she's not a catfish?

Trips don't lie. OP talking to a bot.

>responses clearly relate directly to messages hes sent

do you even tinder bots? waste of trips.

I like it
Don't roll for shit dumbass.
Doesn't seem scripted.

fucking beta

Yeah no way in hell you're getting that ass dude.

This guy's encountered the tinder bots before

Wiener wiener chicken diener

"Hey bb wan sum fuk?"

Self insulting hoor with no good sense of humor, onto the next one.

I cant even trust you now, you could be a bot. Send me a pic of that ass for proof.

>hoor

really? is english your third or fourth language?

Got that right, a catfish wouldn't be such a hambeast

Its my 7th as whole

Ask Frank from It's Always Sunny.

>as whole

ok, that made me laugh.

get her kik

than send this right away

You want her number?

hahaha that would be shitty. Nah, take her out and fuck her

Alright

Learn to read

Not really

shit dude don't give out her number, you better take this fucking date my man. This chick seems pretty cool and she must be into you.

Fuck off, butthole

yes op listen to this man

OP here. Nobody's into me. I'm a fat fuck loser with no job and no prospects living off my mom in her basement

so are you catfishing her?

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post her profile picture so I can rate her and see if she's worth fucking

Yes. Yes I am

So am I and even I can get lucky every while. Some women don't mind or can look past being a piece of shit waste of space. Just take the date and try to have a good time, maybe fuck if things go well.

OP is Santa?

Fuck her

Oh nevermind then. Don't make dating shit where you'll actually try to follow up (aka get number) because if you get to know someone they will probably not look past you catfishing once you inevitably had to admit it. Just own being a human waste dump.

But exactly where would I fuck her?

Right in the pussy

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definitely not right in the pussy

All others claiming to be OP are false

that fella needs some anger management

No thanks buddy boy

Nasty ass shower...

Why not. My fist would be in her ass

I'm on his side. The retarded nigger in his car should have been killed

post your conversation updates

also she's a qt

wouldn't date, she seems a little bit crazy, but a fuck would be pretty nice. Or date if you actually like a little bit of crazy

You have to live in the Kansas City area cause I know I've seen that profile

She looks like she wasn't kidding about fisting. Big girls with bigger eyebrows are into weird shit

good point.
right in the pussy.

I don't know the story. What's going on?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tu2T0y9AXtI

It's a typical girl loves fist, fist loves girl story.

This is cringey. She's clearly not interested and playing for laughs now. It's sad you can't pick up the signals.

wanna come clean it for me bby
i'll pay ya

Woman doesn't get out of an Uber driver's car.

>18
>likes getting her ass fisted
Youd be able to crawl in there by the time shes 25

Dudes gonna be fisting a neo nazi. She used that ((( ))) echo anti semitic thing and she can apparently only count to 14 which refers to the 14 words "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Already dating a qt3.1415926535, I'm on tinder to either fuck with the heads of hoes, or score nudes for my Sup Forumsrothers.

So there's still a chance for your fist

what app is that?

Send this to her

Oh fuck that was painful to watch. That bitch is dumb as a box of rocks.

and what sucks is she probably gave him 1 star which would lower his rating, just cause she wouldn't get out of his fucking car

'well we should start small with a finger first anyway'

She is a spic. You can tell by her accent. Not the good spics, but the shitty entitled spic that wants her ass wiped by Donald Trump.

Yeah, thats a spic accent.

So I'm like 70% of the way through the video, and I'm pretty sure it's god damn obvious he's at the right destination, and that destination is some care facility. So can someone tell me what the god damn almighty FUCK her problem is?

Does she go to the grocery store, get to the cashier, and ask "Where am I?", "I need to know where I am.", "Sir, just tell me where I am.", "I cannot buy this food yet, I do not know where I am.", "Can you please tell me where my destination is."

>Where my destination is
>The destination you fucking chose
What the fuck am I watching?

Text plus, it'll let you set up a phone number to your choice of area choice

I think she was wanting to go to the emergency room and he didn't actually take her right to the ER entrance, he just took her to the hospital.
If she's not retarded, she should be able to find the ER once she walks in the hospital. So I'm thinking she's retarded.

she was just trying to fuck with him for a power trip, that's literally it.