Fictional foods you've always wanted to try

Fictional foods you've always wanted to try

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but it's people

>eating processed garbage

Joe Rogan was right, you gotta catch it, kill it and cook it yourself.

> Wants to eat people

Bread from TFA
Harry Potter stuff

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I think that scene with the bread was more entertaining than the actual film itself.

Elvish bread from LotR

>ywn sit in the woods, eat lembas bread and smoke fresh weed from the Shire

>Bread from TFA
Ridley said it was disgusting

3 course dinner chewing gum from willy wonka

I'd like to try the bug protein block stuff from Snowpiercer

sometimes i am just hungry and just want something quick and bland to get eating over with so i'd be ok with eating bug bricks

Pretty much anything from Willy Wonka

dude, spoilers

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Realistically that stuff would be pretty high in protein you could use it as a preworkout

well, since it's marketed as a food made from algae or whatever i think it actually tastes like it as well

Lembas are just rations, they'd taste bland and boring to people who are used to multiple flavors.

butterbear

This stuff from Spy Kids

Also those perfect ham and turkeys from Tom and Jerry.

I had some at universal studios, taste like butter scotch, it's really foamy

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the gingerbread man from shrek

That's murder.

I would like to taste HER if you know what I am saying

>you will never feast in the great hall

This is real so google who serves it locally and have at it bro.

Krusty burger
Duff Beer
Buzz Cola
Squishee
Krabby Patty
Slurm
Chocolate frog

Are you saying you want to eat her?

You should go to universal studios they have most of that

I WANT A KRABBY PATTY

>ywn

they're just shitty cash grabs
i've had a duff beer, literally tastes worse than cheap beer

They made grass look like the most fucking delicious shit ever in these movies

The problem is that it's usually just some bland product made to look like the fictional thing

the idea is to actually live in the fictional universe and try the things that are the de facto food/drink standards there

Absolutely this.

If I recall correctly, duff beer is often produced by regular beer producers who are available in the country it is sold.
It is always written on the back which brewery made it.

I get that, the butterbeer I had is what I expected it to taste like though, but im sure it all tastes better in the universe of show or movie yea

But what is the secret?

Cartoon turkey legs, cartoon meat in general looks delicious

Oh you can search far and wide,
You can drink the whole town dry,
But you'll never find a beer so brown,

Oh you'll never find a beer so brown,

As the one we drink in our hometown,
As the one we drink in our hometown.
You can keep your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon,
But the only brew for the brave and true...
..Comes from the Green Dragon!

this

It's supposed to taste really good though.

love

My sociology teacher in high school served us soylant green in class. Then showed us the movie. Then asked if anyone wanted anymore. It had the texture of a rice crispy and the taste of like....wood i guess. Idk it was a while ago.

protein bars from snowpiercer

before you found out what they were made of

BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR
it got electrolytes

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there are plenty of places that serve bug candy, had it, it's pretty crispy and the insect legs gets stuck in your teeth other than that it's pretty tasty

I seriously always wondered what slurm tasted like. Even more so pure concentrated slurm.

i want to taste snazberries

go to bed plankton

Glagnar's human rinds
Thompson's teeth

What about Fudd beer?

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Manflesh.

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Just eat like, a fistful of LSD.

ez

yeah but lsd has no taste

They have it at universal studios. It's actually pretty good.

Yes, this

Although of course you could just get any random burger from any random food joint because that's what they would have got for filming

youtube.com/watch?v=JH_CY1Mahr8

MOTHERFUCKING TREE STARS

God damm they looked good.

- Go down to your friendly local gun shop
- Start talking to old/fat hunter types
- Ask one what they think of black plastic rifles like the AR-15
- If he supports a ban on scary guns as a compromise so that he gets to keep his bolt-action durr rifle, congratulations, you've found a Fudd
- He may also spout Fudd memes like "5.56 was designed to wound, not kill", and "the US Army should never have abandoned the M14 / M1 Garand"
- Ask him what kind of beer he likes and where you can get it

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Wouldn't it just taste like gatorade?

gatorade doesn't have what plants crave

>but it wouldn't taste nice
THAT'S NOT THE POINT

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Dude.. one bite and you're full for four days...
I'd stack the fuck up on these and eat a couple times a year.

Asami's vomit in Audition

big kahuna burger and the 5$ shake

but user, lembas bread doesn't work on hobbits

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I always imagined they tasted like a mix of KFC popcorn chicken and popcorn shrimp.

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KFC doesn't exist in my country so your comment makes no sense to me

If you live in the US you can probably find a White Castles somewhere. They're pretty good. Probably my favourite hamburgers. They also sell frozen White Castle hamburgers in stores that taste pretty much exactly the same except the buns get a little bit softer than they are when you get them from the restaurant.

Yeah but what to plants crave?

Living on the west coast all my life i didn't know White castle was a real chain till after this movie came out.

electrolytes

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you're aware that it's people, right?

So?

Meat's meat

It's supposed to be soya beans and lentils.

This movie is about GMOs.

>they'd taste bland and boring to people who are used to multiple flavors.
Wrong. Even the hobbits loved that shit, and they're the foodies of middle earth.

They never go bad as long as they're in the packaging, they have a touch of honey, and savory at the same time, and fill the person who eats it with a sense of wholesome nourishment.

It's all good

people who say that GMO is bad have no idea what GMO is

people who say that GMO is good have no idea what GMO is

>If you live in the US you can probably find a White Castles somewhere.
Nope, they're very regional. Grew up in the great lakes area and they're an institution there, but if you go south of the mason dixon line they're replaced by Krystals.

Every time I go back home there are a few obligatory stops. Big boys for a Slim Jim (fried ham sandwich on a greek roll), a bag of gut busters from White Castle, and an extra large hungry howie's pizza.

Shit, no one's mentioned Scooby Snacks?

Also, pretty much any fictional animal. Dragon, Unicorn, Leprechaun.

I'd love to eat a dinosaur!

>hungry howie's pizza.
Ew. Then again, I do enjoy Tudor's Biscuit World. We all have our vices.

There isn't a food out there that isn't genetically modified. Humans have touched all foods going back millenia.

They are good, they help grow food in countries where they usually wouldn't

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