"You're out, Garfield!"

"You're out, Garfield!"

"No, it's you who's out Tommy! Out of your mind!"

new spiderman is a legit cutie

would dom

then i'd make him breakfast

they got the wrong bong, m8

True.

Holland looks like a troll. Best Spiderlad wasn't even on the shortlist.

So was having a bunch of weird moles on a young man's face Kevin Faggy's fetish or something?

>having to get your mole removed to star in capeshit

And womyn complain about losing weight

Not to sound gay or anything, but holy shit Asa Butterfield's eyes are fucking beautiful as shit. WTF.

>"Youre goign out, Aunt May?"
>"its you whos out peter, out of condoms"

Spider-Bran, Spider-Bran
He he hit puberty and now nobody likes him.

He's like 6ft, probably way too tall for Spiderman and RDJ wouldn't like it.

Gross. She's like 50 something. Her pussy is the size of a basketball hoop.

holy shit that wasnt just my imagination

did he actually get surgery??

How come Tony Stark's mom looks more like Aunt May than Aunt May?

Looks like it

I haven't seen the flick yet. How'd his ass look in the suit?

Good, the mole is distracting as fuck. Even if he wasn't Spider-Man, getting it removed was a good decision if he wanted to be an actor.

Obviously. It's a quick and painless job to get it removed I imagine.

Is he young? Listen up
He's a ten year old English cuck
How's he look? Listen guy
He's entirely CGI
Look out, it's Marvel's new Spider-Man

Why did they choose a kid to play Spider-man when he wasnt a high schooler since the 70s in comics? He is most known as a young adult photographer.

He never used it. He is a cgi doll with muscles that obviously the actor doesnt have.

Couldn't tell you. He was 100% CG.

>Asa will never play Artemis Fowl

...

Oh hi. My name is better Spider-Man than Tom Holland.

Because they want to milk this Spider-Man shit for a long time. Making him younger helps that.

What about the part where he's on the ground and Stark says he's done?

Holy shit, that's actually perfect casting.

only the mask is real in that scene.

Seriously? How do you know?

That's fuckin bullshit, the Raimi movies used an actual person and he looked great

Hello.

SAVE ME SPIDER TWINK HE HAS A FRISBEE

Bravo Tony

>going to red carpet
>couldn't be bothered to brush his teeth

Straight into the garbage.

That's not how it works dirty cis male

I loved when captain America tried to crush a teenager to death using a 20 ton airport walkway

I love (you).