Confession Thread: Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

Confession Thread: Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

Good try FBI.

Thinking of buying a fleshlight or the like

OP will start. I just came in my ramen because i was curious about how it would taste... It actually made it taste better... (I did this to my room mate about a week ago and she liked it so I had to try it)

I sometimes shower naked

Soooo... OP is a faggot.

Really bruh?

yeah probably... I am not proud of what just happened....

I have known my whole life, since long before I was old enough to really understand, that I should've been born a girl. I constantly re-evaluate my decision not to transition because I cannot reconcile the fact that my genetics will always read "male" with a capital "Y".

I put my fingers on my ass and then smeels them

I used my mom's dildo on the family dog.

was it at least a female dog?

You fucking slut...

dude... that crosses a fucking line... HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH VILE THINGS

As a kid, I used to dress with my mom's tight short skirts, high heels and blouses. One day I went too far. I used her makeup and since then nothing is the same. I don't like men, but secretly I wish I was a woman, to dress like that and put on makeup again. I would probably be a lesbian.

Why not be a drag queen?

Because I am supposed to have a "respectable life".

i cum in my moms lube every so often

Yeah don't be a degenerate.

Check'd beautiful dubs sequence

Dude... I am an engineer working on government projects... but yet I like to go get dominated by overweight women and get recorded doing it. There is no shame in doing what you love

I convinced my past 3 exs to fuck a friends dog

I'm Batman

I have my ex girlfriend's facebook password and I occasionally go on to check what she is doing in her life and with her new girlfriend. Yeah, she's dating a girl now. They occasionally exchange nudes.

post them user

I second that notion

I'm a tranny and i'm hiding my transition from my family and everyone I know. Its getting harder to hide the changes, I have tits now and like my older sister almost saw them when she caught me getting out of the shower.
I think I will never tell anyone and just move far far away.

I wish I had your determination, but It's game over for me if I get caught. Literally.

I'm not not gay, but I had my friend suck my cock during his birthday party when we were 13. I came down his throat without warning, biggest, thickest load of my life. Feltgoodman.

Fucking fantastic. I would track my exes for sexual purposes if I could.

you mother fuckers need HRT

Nah, takes away from my anonymity. Someone might recognize her.

I want to look great naked for a very long time

Pixelize the face

Either you only date fucked up people or it's a common fantasy for most of them.

I think everyone is okay with that except for you... Just blurr out her face if you are that worried

...........Jeff?

>I have tits now
timestamp or gtfo

I don't like cabbage.

Not at all. With the exception of one who was a redhead whod do anything, the other 2 were totally normal

How can you say you are not gay after that?

...

I shit naked. I have all my life. I literally can't shit if I am wearing clothes, I've tried. Not sure why it is, but it works and I go with what works.

>I think I will never tell anyone and just move far far away.

Nah dude you gotta man up...or, whatever you are up, and just be straight with them.
If they kick you out, then you move far away. But who knows, maybe not.
If you just bail without a word, it will torment them the rest of their lives.

well, he's not not gay.

I'm currently in a relationship that hs lasted over a year with whom I would consider the love of my life. I've also fucked my ex, sexted numerous people, hooked up with guys off of Craigslist, and met with two different escorts within that timeframe.

Girlfriend is the one on the right, she's dating the one of the left now. Photo they took when they went to Cuba together.

fucking checked. quints say tell them.

Damn...

Bravo

dude i fucking feel you i can't either.

Dat quints...

naw, they are all bigots so its best to just leave when the changes have got too great to hide, which is coming soon

gimme a sec

...

checked

it would be hilarious if you just never told them and eventually watch them slowly realize that for some reason you are turning into a woman

So it's not just me? I'm glad. I often wondered if anyone else got naked to take a shit or if it was just me. I don't even remember how or why I started doing it. As FAR BACK as I can remember, I always had to take off my clothes to shit. Just one of my weird quirks. Anyway, glad to know i'm not the only one.

damn.... got any more user?

yeah that sound soo hilarious I couldn't see that ending bad
*rolls eyes

i've done this. it ends with your dad questioning you. it sucks

hi kayla. your story is silly like you.

still masculine...ish. there's just something off putting about that pic. it just makes me really uncomfortable.

is it really hard to just say you have gynecomastia at that point? they barely look like tits.

I use the Internet as an escape from reality so often that I don't even have a personality anymore. Instead, I have all these made up personas, like some multi personality psycho. They are all reserved for different online communities. All the friendships I've made in the past years have been phony and based entirely on those false versions of me. I forget what it was like to have real friends.

I'm a guy, but I always wished I was a woman. I actually hate being a man. But i'm not one of those mentally ill fucks that cuts off their dicks and takes a bunch of female pills to become a woman. That, I will never do. I do however wish that I could be a woman. I know for a fact I would be a better woman than I am a man. But, gotta deal with the hand that was given to you.

Just tell lies. That's what people should be doing in threads like this anyways.

my cars mome friended me in the back of my uncle

why the fuck does every other guy want to be a girl?

hey faggot. why you delete this shit?

I want to make extreme, passionate love to my wife's sister. I'm 25. She's 18. I crave her every day. I love my wife more than anything in the world. I also love her sister, in a different way. But the sexual feelings are there and I can't shut them out. I feel like if I just saw her naked that would satisfy my lust but she has no pictures or videos of herself doing anything mildly sexual...

Also I saw her my wife's mother naked doing sexual poses for her husband and I came so hard I thought my balls were going to explode.

Your secret is very similar to my own. The only difference is that i don't have made up personas. I just simply don't have a life outside of the internet. I have no friends, I have no life, and I spend all of my time online. I don't remember what it even feels like to be social in real life. It's been too many years.

I come to these threads for the incest stories in hopes of figuring out how to make it work for me. At present all I can hope for is that she asks for liquor before she's 21 and blackmail her, but would prefer it be consensual.

because someone recognized me ;_;

yea man same here. I've always shat naked. I try because I'm like bro wtf are you doing but every time i end up naked.

Fuck if I know. Maybe they think that it will save them from men problems, but have absolutely no idea what women problems are like.

Fuck that gif is depressing

Well technically I sometimes shit naked, but that's because I usually use the toilet before showering.

Lol you dont actually believe that will work out do you?

Try living that gif..... it's LITERALLY my everyday life. And yes, it IS fucking depressing.

Like 3 people have told me that they do this. wat da fugg.

ahh so your name is kayla? Thanks for admitting it and doxing yourself :D

Never put something on the internet that you don't want to stay on the internet.

I used to be like this but I grew out of it

no

I regularly suck the cheese off of dirty panties

It works? Dude it'll work if you're not completely naked too. Just the pants man

Who's?

He recognized you from your bra?

but now I've lost the trail to figure out who the fuck that is meant to be of. the tranny?

Cute bra babe!

ive posted myself in it before

I pretended to be deaf to get out of talking to a retarded person at the library last week

.......can you write us sexy stories kayla pleaaase?

no, I don't do that anymore

I have LITERALLY tried to shit with my clothes on. To the point where it felt like I had to have explosive diarrhea, and it STILL wouldn't come out. I don't know what the fuck it is, but when I take off all my clothes? I shit just fine. I don't know if it's a mental thing or what, but i've been this way all my life.

Meg Dours doesn't know I have a stockpile of nudes of her.

I came on my cousins toaster strudel instead of putting the frosting on

Oh gotcha,
The internet always remembers.

........but you're really good at it. why'd you stop fampai?

My sister's

>during his birthday party

i see kayla all the time.
i know that sounds like a stalker but im not we just live really close and its all a coincidence i swear.