Ask a Domino's insider anything :-)

Ask a Domino's insider anything :-)

where do u work

Are we safe

What are you an insider of

how often do u guys fuck with the food (spit in, or whatever)

Why is ur pizza ass

What do you do to people's pizza if they pissed you off?

not a question, but i can respect what you guys do
especially in snowy areas
stay safe out there pizza man
also, have you ever had a pizzy-boy porn scene moment before?

Burger King

Food is safe

I am inside Domino's

yes OP, care to explain?

Why is Domino's pizza so bad?

Do you have a cool bike?

because the jews are ruining the pizza

do you ever eat the p i z z a

whats it like being inside dominos?

How many hot bitches do you meet on a daily basis?

Is the crust seasoned? It has a good flavor.
Also, do you like water balloon fights?

^

We never spit in the pizza, but we have been stingy with toppings if the customer's a cunt.

Idk, try a pan pizza, those taste pretty good to me

Personally, I'd never spit in a pizza or do some gross shit to it, but I have heard some gross stories. I just go light on their toppings

Thanks. I'm not a driver, but the drivers at my store have talked about how once they've see a milf's nipslip since she had just gotten out of a shower. That's about as crazy as the porn moments get

When I buy it or when a manager offers me some free pizza, yup

Pretty hot if it's a busy day

Agreed

Bought one from costco and it's not bad


Yes to both :)

Not much really, people don't do carryout often, so I don't deal with people too much

What's your protocol for prank callers?

this.

also is it worth it?
dominos in my area is offering 15/hr+gas, mileage, tips.

do you have to make/help make the pizzas before you leave?

what about rush hour? ever have to deal sitting in it trying to get to someone's place? whats the results from the boss?

not bad
i also meant how hectic things can be too, but i suppose that's most fast-food places

I knew this was real.

how much of a pita is it to make the brooklyn style pizzas? fuck they're delish tho

i worked at dominos back when i was in high school. id put the italian pork sausage on the beef and jalapeno pizzas all the sand niggers would order. I spit in non tippers food or ate a couple of their chicken kickers while on delivery. I also one time ground up a dried dog turd and put it in an oregano shaker and would sprinkle it on non tippers or niggers pizzas. I was fired from dominos 3 times hahahahaha.

Do you read up on news in the pizza industry from magazines such as Pizza Today?

All good employees in the pizza industry have to read up on important pizza related articles.

Do you ever just look into the mirror, past your own reflection, and think "What's it all for?". Your life is nothing more then minor tasks done countless times before by others who have been forgotten in time. They say you live on in the memories of your friends and family, but do they really know you? What happens when they pass on? Will your legacy be nothing more then a hand of sand to the wind? What matters? Whatever mattered?
Also, what happened to the Noid? I loved that guy.

ravioli ravioli give me the fromuoli

If we suspect it's a prank, we tell the customer we'll need to call their phone number back to confirm it's their number, if they answer and confirm it, we'll make the pizza. If it ends up being a fake address, the manager takes care of it from then.

Yeah, it's pretty fast paced, some people don't realize when they call in and the person who answers was probably sprinting to that phone

Driver's usually don't help with pizzas, unless it's insane which I've personally never had to deal with. I've never been a driver so I don't know about that. But every person that works there is expected to know how to be able to do everything. It sounds a little scary, but once you do it for a few days, it gets embedded in your head

Not too bad, the brooklyn is just our hand tossed but stretched thinner, and I think it has some added shit in it, haven't been here long, and I've never had to deal with a brooklyn

kek

Nah

Yes

Any promo codes for a free pizza

You get your tip after you deliver the pizza so how do you spit in the pizza of non tippers?

>I was fired from dominos 3 times

i think that's the most impressive bit, can you tell that story?

good one fucking user. Isnt it past your bedtime. gtfo

Nah, but we have a deal for a large 3 topping pizza carryout only for 7.99. We're supposed to honor the deal but not offer it bc we apparently lose money on the deal

Ever contemplated suicide?

Nah

>445
>one off
no but u should though

i worked there on and off for 6 years. I knew all the regulars who would order and not tip.

the first time i got fired was because i told a lady "thanks for the fucking pennies" and peeled out in her rock driveway and sped off.

cant really remember what the reason was the second time it was so many years ago.

third time this cunt would always write a check for $25 when her order was like $24.78 or something like that. i egged her house and put an envelope in her mail box with 25 cents and wrote "keep the change bitch" on it hahahaha

Kek

how come when it's not busy you don't wear gloves when you make my pizza?

fucking kek

is there a funny reason that you were able to continue working after being fired twice?

i like dominos is it the best no but on a lazy weekend fuck yea i order me that shit with them cinna stix. do you guys remember most of the houses that call? like do you guys have a list or a grading scale also whats a good tip for the drivers i usually tip 3 bucks on an order less than 20 and 5 on anything over that.

The reason for that is because we are constantly told to wash our hands, so our hands are clean. The other reason is because since the pizza is baked at 450 degrees all the bacteria is killed off.

If no gloves bothers you, I don't think you even want to know what we do about the toppings

prove it, How many pepperoni on a 1 topping large?

i was really good friends with the manager and we had a hurricane hit texas and it flooded the franchise owners main store and lost all his employee records. 3rd time there was a new manager and he went to corporate with what i did so i cant work for dominos nationwide ever again...no loss to me

was it a 25cent check you put in there?

You're so full of shit faggot.

haha that would have made it even funnier but no it was just a couple of dimes and a nickel

The drivers will probably remember you. When you call in and the employee enters your phone number into the system, it'll show up if you've ever ordered with that number and also your previous orders.

Idk, I just started two weeks ago, only know how to make the marbled cookie brownie, parm bites, boneless chicken, wings and an italian sandwich so far.

>what we do about the toppings

You put them on the pizza?

what did he even do

The 600 degree oven is going to kill any bacteria on hands idiot.

do the drivers help mke pizzas on down time or do they just sit around chillin till an order is ready to go.

Where in the fuck did you live that a dominos pays 15 an hour? I made it to shift runner and was only getting paid 9 and that was only last year

Fine, How do you make the Italian sandwich?

I pick my nose, ears, scabs at work all the time. Who's to say these little faggots don't?

WHY ARE FAT CHICKS PUSSIES LOOSER THAN REGULAR BITCHES???

am i a bad tipper though would i be on my local stores shit list?

do these fucks still make you pay for the uniform i had to pay for mine like 15 years ago when i worked there.

Near the end of the day, the toppings that we drop under the rail and land in the concaved tray we have, are pulled out and separate the toppings back into their correct bin. Ofc we wash our hands before then, and even if we didn't, it's killed in the oven. But still, some people might find it unnerving

They are supposed to help, but usually they'll just chill and do other shit like sweep, fold boxes, clean dishes

I just learned it today, so it's not perfect in my head. I remember the ingredients but not the exact procedure. I'll tell you the parm bites instead. For parm bites, you take a medium dough, put it in a silver pan with parmesean all around and get it all over the dough. Then take a black pan, put a hot mat, parchment paper in it, then cut the dough in half and take one half and put it in the black pan. Cut the dough in half width wise and then cut it seven times length wise. Then put two larges screens on the pan and put it on the top oven.

The drivers will probably remember you, but they usually don't touch the pizza, because it's already boxed and ready to go when they grab it, so I wouldn't worry. Unless when they're in the car, they take your pizza out and fuck with it, but I doubt it.

Nah, not unless you fuck it up and NEED a new shirt or hat

Spring tx

i used to either help up in the front but other times id stand in the back holding a box ready to fold it or hold a broom and if i saw the managers reflection as he was coming around the corner on the the coke machine id start folding the box or sweeping

What's the best strategy to block my opponents hand?

If you are playing poker, you should give him a small hand tent, that way you won't see his hands or, if you meant his cards, you won't see those either

youve ever seen that green text of the worst subway sandwich to order that sub that will piss the employee making it off? is there a pizza equivalent?

Order a large thin crust or an extra large brooklyn style, and add every topping on it, or to make it less conspicuous, add every sauce available on it and extra cheese

Are you for real?

Have you guys changed your ingredients within the past year? I used to eat at Domino's regularly, but ever since a bit over a year ago, I would get extremely sick to my stomach after a couple bites from your food. I haven't dared try again, but it consistently happened whenever I gave you dudes a chance.

Any idea?

about to fill this out and paste the link to this thread here. Have a nice time working at Papa Johns now you ungrateful domino's fuck

Domino's revamped a lot of the ingredients, it's actually made us a titan in fast food pizza. Have you tried the pan pizza?

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summer fagging hard right here

OMG my life is ruined!!!

That literally won't do anything since most of what he's telling you is already public information.

you're fucking retarded.

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>implying she's a he

this baits almost as bad as dominos sandwiches

guys, the second the word gets out, their stock price is gonna fall very very hard. If i were you, SELL ALL THE STOCKU GOT WITH DOMINOS

but OPs Italian sandwiches are based?...

the fuck happened at 10am? did gaben order his lunch special early?

true. One time some jackass employee put hummus in my philly cheese steak sub.

Your career with Dominoes is ruined. Looks like your only option is suicide at this point. RIP OP

I'm fucked

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why

THE KING IN THE NORTH

I felt like if I was in the "you don't mess with the zohan" movie.

Boy you are the goddam devil

HEY OP!!! DOES DOMINOS GIVE YOU STOCK OPTIONS AND A 401K RETIREMENT PLAN?

Not for a lowly insider like me

TELL ME OP! DO YOU AND OTHER EMPLOYEES VENTURE OUT IN MIDNIGHT AND EGG ANY LOCAL PIZZA SHOPS THAT COMPETE WITH YOUR SHOP?

why are ur pizzas such shit

so the dominos that delivers to my house only serve coke,sprite, orange fanta and something else i can remember. Why in the fuck only orange fanta? why no pineapple or grape

Would you be allowed to get two meat pizzas and put them on top of each other like a giant hamburger for me, if i ordered it?

Nah no employee really gives a hoot

The pan pizza is good

Idk, domino's has a deal with coke, so they only sell coke shit

Probably not. You want two meat pizzas with one laying on top of it? Why don't you just do it yourself?

Because I'm fucking paying for it, that's why.
That's like saying "if you want pizza why not just make it yourself"

Retard cunt, no wonder pizza hut rules your ass

Ok, enjoy your meat burger pizza ya weirdo

u fucking retard, it's simple to put two pizzas on top of each other, it isn't simple to make the pizza

You aren't fucking paying for it, dumbshit.

They make the pizza, put it in a box, bring it to your house, and you fucking eat it. That's all, faggot.