Wow guys, just fuckin wow guys I can't fucking believe how fucking ironic my life is right now. its like I'm living in a fucking TV show
>be me
>porn addicted since i was 12
>7 years later (today)
>jerking off to shitting dick nipples
>bout to blow my load and then-
>*thunderclap*
>headache so fucking bad in my lower neck that I thought I was fucking paralyzed
>pain fades away
>fap again till I actually cum
>headache is even worse than before
>look up "migraines while masturbating" on Google
>figure out I have something called "coital cephalalgia"
>lasts for months or years and could be a sign of a tumor
>mfw I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry then ended up bawling for half an hour straight
Someone, please hold me. I'm literally the worst kind of person this could have happened to, I think I'll give it 2 weeks before I off myself
Wow guys, just fuckin wow guys I can't fucking believe how fucking ironic my life is right now...
Jesus is getting revenge
>headache
>in my lower neck
>figure out I have something called "coital cephalalgia"
Before you start WebMDing shit and kys, go see a doctor. Or take some anti-inflammatories/glutamine.
Be strong broses, you'll get through it. There's always another reason to keep on living.
>self-diagnosing
In all honesty OP I hope this isn't real
>most cases can be treated with medication successfully
It's okay op, it's okay...
ive had these before if I jack off a lot (more than 4+ times a day)
I think you are fine user, had them since 5th grade and I am now 30 years old. I honestly believe it's lack of oxygen. If you are so scared go get a CT scan. I have had CT scans and showed nothing in the brain that is of alarm.
Did gud op sorz
had that shit when i was 16. im 28 now.....
did you died?
>shitting dick nipples
Just please do us and yourself the favor already, two weeks is too long
Not cool bro, you're supposed to help other Sup Forumsros out
Nurse fag here
Neck issues can cause differed pain, that can go into the head or back etc.
Naproxen is great for joints
Ibuprofen for relaxing the muscles
You can mix nsaid's just dont max out.
Do neck streaches and pop those joints.
Chiropractors do wonders for me.
In the end your best bet is seeing a professional like a PA or specialist.
Best of luck user
>mixing NSAID's
Enjoy your ulcer
kek
Ok anons op here, I took a deep breath and recollected my thoughts and I'm feeling a lot more rational. Being porn addicted puts a lot of emotional anxiety so I really did cry that long but now I feel better and I think I can get through this. Thanks for all the support
That is a long term side effect of nsaids, taking them with food and not taking the maximum amount will reduce the chances of an ulcer. use at your own discretion.
Fun fact- regular use of energy drinks can cause ulcers as well.
the exact thing hapeen to me but it stop and only happen when im happy don't know why
happened to me once.. I was jerking off so furiously that my brain became devoid of blood and hence the pain... haven't masturbated so hard ever again.. fine now
so yeah... no tumor for me.. just fapping so hard that blood shoots down to my penis so quick that mind loses blood and the subsequent pain.
D.O here. (yes,yes scrub OMM doctor.)
Right for the most part, anti inflammatory depends on dx.
Not sure why you're recommending neck stretches and joint popping.
Chiropractics is a pseudo science at best. There is no substantiated evidence or journal published study supporting it. Hell, even OMM is questionable.
Like the headache is in the back of my head and it goes down from there to my neck and you get the worst of it in ur neck for some reason.
kek, fag, an hero
Pseudo science... Wrong terminology, and by that train of though im guessing you feel the same about physical therapy
Stop looking at Wikipedia and webmd son
Go to bed
Chiropractors only use is just helping people work out joints and help with range of motion.
I love the place i go to, medical profession or not, it does help with my back
>inb4 im a doctor bc i said so on the interwebs