Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Kyouko claimed.

As usual

Glory to the Templar

Clammed

i mean yeah but who doesn't?

Nico claimed.

still here

>Bad
That's not how you spell best.

I'd be more surprised if it wasn't already!
>STANDING ON MY FEET, IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BELIEVE! WHOOOOOOOA!

DMV, DMV, Moto shop, Chain replacement, Bike issues being talked out, Mead, meat, Viking Kabobs, good times with the friends.
>Roughly the correct order, I think.

>AP Rounds effective
>AND torps
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


>I'll get the next bake.

claim her

In addition to, because I feared hitting the character limit...

I choose 2D eastern girls over 3D women because they both cannot judge you, and they have several personalities that aren't really that present to these days.

Guys get ready for sextuplets.

Ignore the replies

what

>It's a lewd design..! and impractical..!

That's a go to spot if England ever becomes a travel destination.
>Oh really now? Even when you didn't have to get it? Too kind.

They give them a Night of Fire that lasts Into the Sunrise. The Power of Sound won't let me.

Oh shit you're right! Ya know I hear that's where Mark Nutt was born.

Iowa claimed

More or less my schedule is normally filled. Though I don't doubt I can make time sometime
You got me there bud. Sombreros are awesome
Literally the birth of the greatest mode of all time
>DEJA VU I'VE BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE

We were all small for those drops.
Small and short ranged. Basically think of it as a team of heavy destroyers and light cruisers.
>stupidly effective, and I think the second team we went up against had faced that configuration before
We did wreck shop though. Im a better pilot than I was then.

Can I claim this one?

Saber claim
Slower rate of fire though unfortunately 4 second reloads from 2 seconds in the previous tier still 6 guns firing at once though. Tier 10 has 4x4 top launchers battleship type cannons
School or work stuff?

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Doll claimed, morning all.

Jesus that pic.

hi

I agree! We'll get there.
But first somewhere more romantic~ France maybe?
>Only for you.

2 dmvs? What.

Soo... Why not fight your depression?

What the fuck am I reading?

Hello.

Hello level up waifu

That actually explains his superhuman talents in everything
Actually just my time is occupied by games and such. School doesn't take up much of time anyways

>What the fuck am I reading?
The truth, open your eyes.

>mfw it only just hit me that Sup Forums does exactly the same shit the same number of times everyday
>mfw people consider this to be entertaining
>mfw this is the once "mighty" Sup Forums
>literal garbage

sigh. Guess all there is are waifus and other boards.

Because that takes effort and once again, depression is the only word I can find.

And? I see no problems here.

Don't Fall in the Web of Desire! Stop Your Self Control and Fight for Love Tonight!

I think I'll actually throw this idea out. What tiers would be acceptable? 5-7?
>HIGHER ON THE BEAT AND I KNOW IT'S A PLACE TO COME HOME!

Very nice. Still can't remember what that game was.

FUCKING WHY?!
>BB cannons on a cruiser
Fair, totally.

Blame Nico!

One to renew the CBR registration, the other to register the ZX and get plates for it.

Yep. I only come on Sup Forums for /waifu/, otherwise I stick to /o/ and occasionally /vg/.

Hey how are you?

Howdy.

That's a pretty cute image.

Yo, what's shakin?

No one needs to be blamed for this.
>Pic again
That artist is amazing.

Low level BB cannons but still BB cannons and torps and amazing anti air and high arcing shots. German engineering at its finest just wait for German Battleships
>Tier 6 or 7 German BB has 4x3 top launchers

That one thousand dolllar daki

You can't just be lewding around.. that's perverted.

Don't blame me! I didn't do anything..!

I have so many more. It's hard not to with such an adorable ship.

i live. yourself?

So why don't you just do them at once?

Oh shit! Illuminati confirmed

All I did was lay in bed and think "why am I sad?" and then that was pretty much it. However it's all you. You choose whether or not to do so.

Hello there, how are you today?

Nothing much
>1 am
Probably gonna head to bed soon. Or not sleep is for the weak

Not too sure. I'd think it would have to be just around the same tier ship to make it fair

Best destroyer claimed.

Sup doll, how's it going?

Heh, does it really matter if it's with you?
>Really don't need to.

Hey Mio, what's up?

Everything revolving archery.

I've Got to Go step on the Gas Gas Gas to escape that. Maybe Tonite will be different, but you now No One Sleep In Tokyo.

>youtube.com/watch?v=MD8flUkymrM

I didn't record pur best game.
>2nd best team in the world
>widest open map
>we were the light knife fighters
>they were a firing line of heavy mechs
>it was their discipline that kept them in line after our initial charge
>we came the closest to losing in the all fast knife fighters - 12 to 8

Imagine being so autistic, you watch anime and develop a crush on a Japanese cartoon character. How long do you have a to be a Virgin before you start doing this cringeworthy shit

>being this autistic
>being a virgin this long

Come on guys grow up lmao

Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

Oh hello, how's it going?

I'm okay, I could be better. You?

Not much, I woke up a while ago and now I'm here drinking a cup of tea. You?

>being so new

>being a weaboo Virgin

Archery and more buddy.

Alright I'm out of the thread for now later all!

Goodnight. Makotos got the next thread so sleep peacefully.

I'm completely exhausted. I'm just laying in bed while I sweat. Got some family over too. We had like 15ish people in my house earlier today.

You have a nice sleep

Not much considering i can't help myself round you anyways.
>It won't stop me.

Truly amazing. Too bad all his other works are 2lewd.

That seems BS. I hope the range isn't that high, otherwise they may take a hell of a nerf.

Says who?!

I am, but it's the DMV. You KNOW they'll take forever!

True. Maybe just T5-6 then. I hate going against Tiers that are more than 1 above me.

>4 puns
Well, breaking the Geneva Convention of puns already, Breeki? :^)

Damn, that sounds like an insane fight.
>I REMEMBERED IT. Hawken. I remember watched closed beta gameplay stuff years ago. Looked neat.

Night Kyokokokoko.

I said I wasn't blaming anyone! MakixNicos a pretty good ship.
Nice apron.

Same, woke up a little while ago, trying to figure out what I'm doing today. Got any plans for the day?

It's 15 to 10am where I am, and sleep IS for the weak, but being a lil weak sometimes is good.

Nothing much at the moment, yourself Red?

Night night.

Good, good. Yourself?

Oh what are you playing lately?
>Sorry for late reply was on a discord server with friends

...

Says me! And I'm the princess so what I say goes.

Then good lol. And yeah I totally agree!
Why thank you love.

>implying im a weeb

its 1 am so sleep soon. what do you like to do?

The max range on German trips that I know of right now is 6-7km unupgraded it 4km

Pew pew

You are? When did that happen? Or rather, who said so?

Oh, that's acceptable then. I'll just blast your ass from 16km and call it a day.

Bang bang.

Iowa and Maki and myself. so ha.

>what is pew pew

Yeah I guess. But can you do both once you get called up.

>

I'm not sure I have any 2lewd of the Doll. Most of what I found was utter trash. I think this is the lewdest I got.

No problem lovely, so how're ya doing anyway?

You and Saber must live pretty close then. I tend to play games usually, but I've started going to the gym with a mate and that's pretty fun. Yourself?

>Freedom Bote an Breeki
I dunno, that seems rather unconvincing...
>Doesn't even have a crown.

I really hope so, if I can, it'd make things go much faster.
>Good bye money, I knew ye well.

Sounds pretty good man. Just enjoying the night, taking it easy.

The works. See ya round m8.

Oh really now? Heh, that goes both ways.
>Now who's saying no eh?

Oh shit I didn't even realize. Too into it, I didn't notice the sound of my Heartbeat.

>Red
Another nickname to the list. Same, just enjoying the night. Kinda remember the conversation from before when I passed out earlier, a tiny bit.

Wew, gets me every time.

Why did you have so many people come over? Oh my, I haven't seen that many in my house in years

I'm okay, up to much today?

i play a lot of games. also looking for a job

I'm doing good thanks for asking.! I'm just enjoying my night :)
How about yourself?

I do too have a crown..!

Prove it~
>I can say no occasionally i suppose..
Also I thought this one got you every time?

The sound of something other than stupidly broken, op character senpai :^)

Claiming best boy

Like Graves?

What you just saw was the lewdest I've got. I don't save lewds of the waifu, for it is absolute haram.

I guess you're just getting Crazy on Emotion.

The flower crown Maki made you on your last date doesn't count. :^)

Like 80% of any character from any series

You seem to spend all your money at once. Like the time they forgot the bills and you had to cough up $900 on the spot and this bike stuff. And ithi only ou did this also with a different bike?

Yesterday was my birthday. Since we already had a few people we just started grilling food. It was my cousins day off so he showed up and then he told his parents so they came over with the children and then some more people found out and they came too. We had a small ass 8 inch cake and we had to split it up into tiny slices. I got the largest and then forgot to eat mine.

>Not saving lewds of your waifu
What are you going to do if some gets trips
>Rolling

>And ithi only ou did this also with a different bike?
And I think you also did this with a different bike?
Fix'd

See??

Basically theres a formula in any non-Nitroplus anime. If you exist in the OP or ED, you are overpowered and can never die.
>we lewding?
Lewdest I have without looking for 2lewds.
Ask the lewd fairy to look, or bite the bullet and download one, then delete.

I think it's an alright one anyway. Yuuko calls me Doll face which I like a lot. If I remember right it was just differences between Souls and Bloodborne, and how red hair is god tier.

Nah not at the moment. Might try and drag my friend to the gym later. You got any plans?

Likewise. Job eh? Looking for anything specific?

I'm just enjoying the morning, together we've enjoyed half the day already!
>That gif
Hngg

Well they're great anyway. I just wish I could find more with a different style of dress. Absolute haram indeed.

So cute~

About equal with this one for lewdness.

Since you posted heres my lewdest without my 2lewds

>We lewding?
I guess this is pretty lood.

That's because life loves to throw shit my way when I finally start saving up. I didn't ask my red bike to shit the bed, but it did and now I NEED the ZX in order to get to work and back, which means it needs to be registered and insured. My cousin is only letting me use his bike for the moment, but doesn't want me using it for more than a week.

Tell them to git fukt.
>I've done it before.

Nah, the ZX is the bike you're thinking of. Same bike, only back then was me buying it, and now this is getting the rest of it done.

Showing off Makis panties? You must be rather close to do that so carelessly. :^)
>Or is Maki just an exhibitionist deep down? ;^)

Nope, I'm done lewding m8!

If you've got a few bucks to spare, why not try some commissions?
>I plan on commisioning a daki of Makoto

Am not!

nothing really in mind

By doing?
>Thought as much.

That one does as well, both are wonderful.

If it becomes too much I'll need you to Save Me.
>I actually can't stop listening to that one at the moment.

Oh I like every single one that's been spawned, yours included. Heh, it's ones like that, pretty neat. I believe those were correct, especially red hair being god-tier

Thats only a 1.5 lewd to me. 1.6 to 1.9 is ecchi and tasteful nudes. Up to and including sensual touching another. As soon as it gets sexual, 2lewd.
That pic says no

Woah that's good
>Is that masturbation or lesbian I can't tell

Like usual then? Sounds nice

Oh my I see. You forgot to eat the cake? Oh no. But that sounds nice. Yay for you being older now

Gyms are evil. Not really, the same as usual. I might sort out my Mio folder a bit more that's about it.

Epic bread.

The cutest of cute is very popular tonight

Haha good point! Well in that case it's now that much easier to have a great day:
>I know right?? I love it too.

I'M SHOWING YOU MY CROWN.
>Anything having to do with Makis panties is my business.

I'll let you decide the answer to that one love~

Claimed

Good morning

Wew, Maki we've been down this path before. This exact line was what started our first descent to triple puns!
>I've been listening to Looka Bomba a lot.

Wot

I am not cute, and it's not my fault I'm popular tonight!

Ya, the crown... of your collection of Makis undergarments. :^)

Morning Akikikokoko.

Pfft i have much better pictures of makis undergarments and even if i'm just bluffing it isn't your business knowing anyways..!

Goodnight waifu can't stay up any longer

Kek, you should start spending your money as soon as you cash in your checks
>Check em

Oh I think so. There was one you were repairing too right? Or is that the same one? Wait I feel like that was already stated before

Yeah I was eating it then I put it down. Then I wanted it again but I couldn't find it. After I found it I took some bites and then I forgot about it later. After I wanted it again it was never found again.

Hey there

>I can hear sounds of what sound like fapping but I can't see what it is! Wtf?! I have 2 people sleeping in my room.