Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>more rules
>pretend this is all normal
>discuss a lot of stuff
>minimal lewds
>even more rules
>damn these are complicated
>most importantly:

PANIC!

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Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness

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Trust Nii and we will escape from the city.

Oh shit, well then... That only makes a sandwich even closer to a burger then right?

Clammed

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Earlybake.Kyoko

I didn't mean to sound like that at all.

>All good.

Almost. The black one is being fixed for free, which is why it's taken so long.
I want to sell the red one, so I don't have to worry about the registration and insurance payments for 2 bikes. Red is borked, so I can't sell it till it's fixed.
>Scooter
Cousin's letting me use his motorcycle, but he doesn't want me using it for long since if I wreck it (fat chance) it'll be on him, not me.

>Implying I can be raped.

Homura stop with the edge. You're a little cry baby bitch

Claimerino.

Yeah, think I'll get more luck on more western sites.

She has a rather crisp appearance.

Dolololololololl

Guess you get what you pay for in terms of quality.

I'm sure you're not, suurre.

Yes! Great job! Mission complete boss.
I'm terrible at sneaking around, end up tripping over anything.

Waifu after threads a shit. You're all posting in a shit thread. When Jesus invented anime this is not what he had in mind. I bet Jesus wouldn't have invented anime in the first place if he knew you cucks would do this shit on Sup Forums.

Jesus loves Sup Forums and is disgusted by your shitty ass antics and bullshit. Stop it.

>A wild Rin appeared

Cheshy is best rapest.
>cheshy sticks hand down your pantsu

Then you should work on your tone mister.

still here


and


yeah pretty close i think

Damn, there's no going back.

Ha, you know that's not for here.

Wouldn't even say mobile, just slow times. DO you use the Clover app? The most beautiful color there is, sad it's not that natural or should I say prevalent.

>more peaceful
Very much so. Something about it screams calming.

>no image
Opinion discarded.

>a wild cute appeared

You like making a joke out of this place with your shit rules.

Fuck you.

Of course I do love~ which means you should fix something about where you're talking to me.

>Hanako uses Attract!

>Implying
Get on Mizores level m8.

Would you like B flat, or a G minor? :^)

This is why you don't put in a motorcycle engine into your posting without getting the special transmission!

That's not even funny!

This "best idol ship" needs to stop.


It's time to stop.

FOLLOW NII

Slow times are better for me, means I can reply more than 3 times per thread. No I don't, I just use a browser. Yup, natural red heads are really hard to come by but when they do...

That sidemouth

You're goddam right
I heard it's these waifu threads that is the cause of world hunger and all wars. No way Jesus could approve of that. Everybody here needs to start going to church and stop with the animated girl addiction.

>Tohsaka uses Harden

I dunno, I had a laugh.

>Wew

Hmmm... nah!
Thanks for your bad input though!

SET NII FREE
>The smug side mouth lives on

This

Post bikinis!

>screams calming
Nigga wat?

Yup

Fuck yeah! I hope I can play as kojima now.

Wasn't it a scooter that only goes like 25 miles per hour?

Set nii free

Ok now that I had my water I think I can sleep now. Goodnight all.

I know right. Jesus said it best when he said "waifu claim threads are cancer and don't belong on Sup Forums" afuckingmen.

Damn beaten.
Oh well
>Ika

Haha night night love

You know your gay right?

>Hanako uses Sweet Kiss

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Nah, the scooter only went like 45 mph. I only used it for that one day, because he had the key to his bike in his car, and he was at work. When he came home, he gave me the key to the bike so I could use it.

>Night Squid!

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Unless Maki is a femanon too then whoops! Looks like you're wrong again.
But hey you just opened up my eyes to a lot of different things love!
Thanks for your bad input again.

Stop posting my pictures.

night

Thank-you, you must be a fellow Christian who understands that Jesus is pissed off by waifu threads on Sup Forums. At least we the chosen will get to drive SUVs in heaven.

What a bunch of dull people.

Yo

Mhmm indeed, I'm more able to relax at night

youtu.be/zIV4poUZAQo
>I found a good sidemouth of the doll, but forgot to save it.

This is the closest I got.

>Play as Kojima
We got word... Konami is pursuing new research. Night night.

No

>rin uses nosebleed

I'm glad I just left. Now I'm not included in that
>Ika

I need my charger before I sleep.

Ha, thought as much. Oh that's not a problem, another treat eh?

Well how was I supposed to know!?

Kek, more calming too. Ah, don't have much of a preference between either. When they do they're beautiful.

Yeah it didn't click with me until I said it.

Kinda just forget about everything, takes away the daily stress.

I want a Nico edit of that knight so badly now lol

Maybe if you ask nicely enough..!

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>Hanako uses... Seduce?!
>Hold on, is that even allowed?!

I'm so glad there are finally good Christian people actively denouncing these evil waifu threads that plague Sup Forums today. It's an important issue and one we need to deal with before Jesus will come back.

Why would Jesus come here when he has heaven version of Sup Forums populated solely by oldfags. If he were to come down here he'd only have the version of Sup Forums that has waifu threads. Thats why he isn't coming back. Thats why there are wars, famine and hate and that's why we need to stop the waifu threads.

Because they don't have a reverse by default!

>Driving SUVs
Normie scum. Probably doesn't even drive manual.

This isn't what God wanted.

Claimed

i call bullshit.

Cool!
Well enjoy your night.

Oh my yes it does

clmd

I beg my... The SUV is the epitome of four wheeled vehicles for the good Christian man. Please go to church and educate yourself on how to live your life the God and Jesus way.

I see you are another who seeks to spread gods will to vanquish these intrusive and repulsive waifu threads from Sup Forums, which harbour the villainous erotic waifu roleplayers.

Keep up the good work.

cute but something looks a little off

Yeah I was thinking for ages that I'd heard Ni somewhere else before, there's an edit of it somewhere probably.

Yo

Yeah, much less frantic, can do stuff in between posts easier. Fair enough, was gonna ask if it's worth getting. Yep, a true marvel.

Harambe claimed

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If all you see is the worst in everything that's all you're gonna get.

So you identify as a female? Is that what's going on?

Anyone who creates waifu threads goes to hell. It's in the Bible.

[Hanako: A Fire type pokemon.]

How about you get a real car that you can have fun in?
>Epitome of 4 wheeled
HAHAHAHAHA! I know you're just a shitposter, but oh man. That was rich.
>Not having a sports car
>Not cranking that thing with a turbo for serious boost
>Not doing sick drifts in the night
It's like you don't even live.

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I actually named my charizard after her without thinking -_-

Lol I mean I guess? It's on my birth certificate and i was born with a vagina and never considered myself anything else.

Oh, hello again!

Anyone seen Nui or Asuka last two days? Are they RIP?

I didn't sleep

Wait wot
Nico-user a girl?!
Kill it!

night

Nui was here last night I do believe.
>Sup Nonon.

Sports cars are the work of the devil, anyone who drives one is going to hell. But don't worry, you were going there anyway for posting in a waifu thread unironically.

Any Jesus loving, God fearing, man of the good ol' Christian faith knows the SUV is the ultimate vehicle for all situations and would never attempt to do 'sick burnouts' at night or post in waifu threads unironically.

But all this is in the Bible if you'd just read it and go to church. Why not by some I love Jesus merchandise while you're at it to really get in the good books good books by the good books.

I repent! Don't crucify me!

Get ready to be burned at the stake, you witch!

Hello again to you too! I haven't actually watched K-On, is it worth a watch?

I think an Asuka was on yesterday, don't hold me to that though.

That's pretty bad man.

Night night.

It's all good don't even worry about it

Then I'll be doing sick burnouts with the Devil, bite me.

Take an SUV to the track, get laughed at when they refuse to let you on it.

>Implying I'm not baptized
>Implying books
>Implying not American
Expecting me to read? Fuk off!

>I'm so bored tonight I'm replying to shit posters
Someone stop me.

I knew this day would come. Jokes on you, I'm immune to fire!

I prefer impalement.

Us good Christian males haven't crucified anyone in decade. Why don't you stop posting in waifu threads and come to church and get some Jesus into your soul.

It's good, but it really depends on your tastes. It's not some action fast moving kind of thing. It's a slice of life I think. I enjoyed it a lot, I've watched it a few times. Some people hate it, some people love it. You should watch and find out, then you'll know who best girl is

Huh, I was lurking and didn't see him. And Howdy ho!

Aah, thanks plain doll, Maria certainly isn't better than you ;^)

Fire cleanses the soul
Impossible! Witch!

>Implying girls burn
Have you FELT the shower water they use?!

>Like I'm one to talk
>Implying everyone in my house doesn't ask my why I use near scalding hot water in showers
>Half my house is grils
>I use hotter water than fire proof grils

I'm like, 90% certain they were here before you got back.

>half your house is girls
I'm jealous! You're in like a harem!

I was looking in thread yesterday and saw a guy who claimed seras, Not me.

>Seras Claimed

Get the Bible audio book, the same Jesus loving, God fearing words, now in an American friendly spoken word form.

Posting in waifu threads unironically unbaptizes you. Better get yourself rebabtized and stop posting in waifu threads.

6:27am and I'm already awake shower'd and have had breakfast. Wtf

Good morning Everyone.

No, no you're not.
>One is my aunt who is fat
>The other is my grandma, who is fat and old
They're still grils, but nothing to be jealous of by any means.

>Bible audio book
But user, I already listen to the bible. See, you can listen to it too!
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Checked. Morning Shino.

I can do that. Whenever you're ready, always a fun time.

Again, how was I supposed to know!

Then this'll be the norm, I take it you're from Europe? Eh I used it for a short while, much easier to navigate and has tons of features but I barely used them. If they're not natural then it's not as appealing.

Aside from that, got any plans today?

Those quads are almost enough to earn Jesus' favour, all else you need is to stop posting in waifu threads and go to church every Sunday.