You have been invited to a gay orgy. What do you bring?

You have been invited to a gay orgy. What do you bring?

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a can-do attitude

all my bros

a boner and lots of lube

suction

>What do you bring?
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Since you are a faggot.

my best bud

healthy appetite

a gun

Donald Trump

Fleshlight. I stick it inside some faggots ass and then proceed fucking the fleshlight so its not gay you filthy fucking faggots. Pic related

league of legends

my girlfriend

the pizza of the cheese variety

All of my apple products, might as well get some tech support while I'm there.

a gun

A woman.

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a stomach full of beans, taco bell, and laxatives.

come at me bro

(you won't see me because I'll get you from behind)

my slave collar - after all, if im gonna be gangfucked i wanna feel like a slut

appetite

Cup of soup, maybe a foot long sub, perhaps a fruit platter?

lots of condoms

My fucking dick

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Gun

Crisco

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Beat me to it

nothing cos I won't attend

depends on if you are a gift giver or a bug chaser.

AK-47 and 50000 rounds of ammo

A large pack of HIV auto-test, so we can do it bareback

a sick note from my mom

An IED

sauce
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Orgy scenes are the worst to shoot, by the way. The pay is great but it's very demanding. After you add more than 4 people to a scene, you begin competing against each other rather than merely fucking in front of a camera. Turns ugly quickly. Not fun. Plus the smell...ugh.

this

What does it smell like?

My catholic school uniform

my cock

Beat me to it

Also check'd

guess faggot

I've been in hundreds of straight orgies, and it's nothing like that. And it's funny that you only consider orgies as part of porn and not as something people do for fun.

My ass

>hundreds
I really can't wait till your life story is a movie

> The incredible adventures of Mr. Johnson and his balls

Kek

I'd bring chips. Homo's love chips. Right?

I asked my gf. She said she'd bring I whip.

thats the evilist thing i can imagine

like with two people, except x10 in intensity. it's one of those smells where it only smells good with subtlety, like cologne.
Where the hell do you find time for "hundreds" of orgies? They're exhausting.

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this guy because he looks like he's good at it

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>Where the hell do you find time for "hundreds" of orgies? They're exhausting.


I organize gangbang for a living, i've organized 329 gang bang this last 4 years

I'd bring a bag of potatoes.

>That cow

No thanks I'm not into bestiality

An AK-47

i'm not either, but the guys were into her, and paid me to fuck her.

Some people sure are desperate.

Also imagine this.

>have gangbang fetish
>talk about it with bro
>he went to some before
>tells me he knows this guy
>it'll cost me 100 bucks
>say fuck it let's go
>2 weeks later
>go to event
>pay at the front door
>already hard as diamonds
>walk into room
>see this
>no longer gangbang fetish

my macbook

underrated post that needs a picture

experimental AIDS medication

Not me

It's not like that. People see pictures of the girl before coming. If they don't like it they don't come.

Plus i gather the guy 30 minutes before the girl come so they can talk together and get to know each other.

So you don't walk in to a gang bang that already started.

If a guy doesn't like the girl he can walk away and be refunded.

I'm doing this business in an honest way, i don't have to lie or trick people to make a living out of it

it doesn't have to be experimental. You can already get truvada before exposure. A box of 30 truvada pill is 500€ and you need to take 2 pills the day before, 1 pill the day you are exposed, and 1 pill the day after and you can't get infected by HIV even if you multiple people with HIV.

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Slutty outfit with a sexy thong
And wear lots of lipstick to smear on all the fat juicy cocks

A loaded machine gun

Gayest shit i ever read

I'm not a fan of this. It's going to lead to a resistant strain.

It would be better to have everyone be tested first then take it as a precaution. Anyone who is positive should have to wear a rubber or not participate.

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A gun.

i'm not saying people should stop wearing condom.

I'm saying there is already a pre-exposure treatment.

Test are a good way to mitigate the risk as i said earlier : but they have a windows of up to 42 days after an infection where they can give false-negative.

Anyway, people wears condom in my event ( or at least in most of them)

A syringe and a bucket of aids contaminated blood.

My muslim friend, omar