I don't fucking get what the point of having a cat is. They are literally the most useless pets to humans ever...

I don't fucking get what the point of having a cat is. They are literally the most useless pets to humans ever. They are a waste of fucking money and space in your house. They get everything dirty with fur and they make your house smell like fucking cat shit and cat piss. They are poop machines and that's fucking it. They literally don't consider your existence unless they are remotely hungry. You have to spend money on the for food and litter for their entire lives and for what? They're going to die in about 7-8 years anyway. Cats serve no purpose as pets. Dogs at least show you compassion and affection, even if they're not hungry.

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They make your home more comfy
They hunt shit like spiders and rats
A dog needs way more care, money and attention

They kill mice and rats, sheltered suburban boy

But dogs don't make better memes and keep the mice away.

Carefull with that edge son.

If I don't feel like looking after the cat it will look after itself.

Don't feed a dog and it dies.

They actually give you attention, when they hunt down rats or cockroaches and bring them to you, it's a sign of affection, and they also take care of the mice.

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cheap bait or op is an inferior human.

OP has to pick up the dogs shit with his fingers or leave it in the yard, just so it can make him feel loved and wanted

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>I don't fucking get what the point of having a baby is. They are literally the most useless pets to humans ever. They are a waste of fucking money and space in your house. They get everything dirty and they make your house smell like fucking shit and piss. They are poop machines and that's fucking it. They literally don't consider your existence unless they are remotely hungry or immediately want something. You have to spend money on the for food and toys and shelter and everything else for their entire lives and for what? They're going to die in about 7-8 years anyway if they don't end up hating you before that. Babies serve no purpose. Adults at least show you compassion and affection, even if they're not hungry or wanting some stupid toy.

not like you want an actual answer to this, or are willing to consider that others may have a different POV than you. Looks like you just want to start an argument.

All the cats I've had are affectionate outside of feeding time. They have personality. They play. They interact. They're talkative.
And best of all, if you need to leave your house for a day or two, you can just leave out some food and water and they'll be fine.

Try that with a dog. They'll go apeshit with abandonment issues, piss and shit everywhere (dogs do this too), and completely destroy your home and everything in it.

Thats actually very true

Maybe cats your familiar with. My kitten is 4 months old. Cute as fuck. Greets me at the door every time I come home from work. My little buddy can't stand to be away from me.i call him and he comes.cuddle with me every night. We even go for car rides. Sure he shits alto. He a growing boy. You shit a lot to growing up. Go fuck yourself op oh Ye who will never know other than the fagots who nut on your face day in and day out

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Are you the stupidest mother fucker on the internet? they kill rats and snakes which makes them useful and there low maintenance...gawd you must suck alot of black cock.

MEOOOOOW

>Are you the stupidest mother fucker on the internet?
>there low maintenance

no you suck black cock... living in the jungle with snakes and rats and oh... black cocks that you devour by the bucket load....fgt

Dogs are fucking annoying. I rather a cat any Day!

I have a cat right now and I adopted her because she was getting shit on by all the other cats because she wasn't a part of their pack. She always runs and hides for almost up to an hour before coming out when you walk through the front door, even if it's me. But after a while she comes up and is friendly, at night she lays on my bed. I suppose she'll never truly be like a dog, but I love her all the same and I'm glad we stuck it to the other furry shitheads who picked on her before.

Cuz every day is catterday

Old copypasta. Dogs are stupidly obedient. You could kick one to death and they'd still be trying to please you to until the end. Cats are wild and independent. You have to earn their trust and companionship, and in the end that feels much more rewarding.

wow major fucking faggot alert

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Post more dead cats.

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Whatever you say user.

I don't fucking get what the point of having you on this planet. You are literally the most useless human ever. You are a waste of fucking money and space in your house. You get everything dirty with sweat and you make your house smell like fucking human shit and human piss. You are a poop machine and that's fucking it. You serve no purpose as a human. Muslims at least show you compassion and affection, even if they're not hungry.

>even animals don't like OP

OP is butthurt cuz he didnt get a phat cat

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Life sucks when you're a poor fag with a poor cat

>mfw someone says dogs are smarter than cats.

>tfw you will never be so successful

Fucking edgelord, cats are the best fucking pets.

Those fags should post some dogs with money
Except dogs dont make money.
They dont make good businesspets

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>income of a spider-eater

You could apply this logic to almost any pet. No pets besides service animals are actually useful to humans. People keep pets simply because they like them.

Someones getting butthurt :^)
My cat lived so far 19 years and he always comes to me whether he's hungry or not, checkmate nigger

I like to have sex with my cat

Cute, cuddly, independent. Don't need to go outside for walks, they don't need to shit on your floor, won't go rabid and become cujo.

What about niggers?

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Loud annoying assholes who shit on your bed and rip up your furniture

>he posts this gay shit while trying to prove a point

Loud? Cats compared to dogs are noiseless.
Catlitter doesn't even smell that bad if you buy the right kind and some spray. They won't rip up your furniture if you have a scratching post.
Or you know, to each their own OP, but whatever you faggot.

Cats are smart enough to not shit on the floor.
A shit on the floor is easy to clean, pick it up and spray the floor.

A shit on the bed, you gotta clean the blankets, sheets, pillows, maybe even mattress.

If cats are getting revenge they do it the right way

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Cats and dogs are both awesome.

Cats and dogs ate both shit.

I own a hamster, self sufficient, noisekess, doesnt eat a lot, never poops

low tier bait at this point
>Low tier meme arrows
Are you actually retarded or just way too bad at baiting holy

Bait<
Doesnt know how to orange text<
Must be summer

Different kinds of pets for different kinds of people. If you're slothful or an introvert, then a cat is better for you than a dog. They don't require constant attention and prefer being left alone. The counterpart of the cat is obviously the dog. They prefer outdoors, a lot of activity and attention, so they're for more social & extrovert people.

If you want a pet to be constantly begging you to do stuff with it, simply get a dog. Then go out and play with it. Find other dog owners, etc...

But if you just want a comfortable petting station, get yourself a cat and enjoy as it purrs when you take care of it. Yes, it won't show you as much affection as a dog, but that's its charm.

Alternatively, if you're a total creep ("that guy"), you can get yourself some kind of insect pet, such as a scorpion or tarantula.

If you're lazy and just enjoy watching shit, get yourself fish.

If you enjoy watching animals suffer get yourself a bird and lock it in a cage. Done.

>hamster
you would have a hamster, you cunt. should've went with a rat instead.

Sauce? Cause I'd love to find some porn of that shit.

Rats are fucking disgusting. Hamsters are way more useful.
Ever read I freddy? You fucking dumb cunt, get an edumaction

Owning a dog is like having a low functioning autist child in your house that will never learn the potty

Berry_valentine is the character on e621

My ideal pet

We barely deal with mice and rats because we live in nice suburban homes you fucking dirty peasant. Not something you toss out there like its a good thing you filthy hobo.

Thanks, user. I appreciate it.

HEY I'm THE FUCKING HOBO HERE FUCK OFF

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You're a legend user.

And what good does earning their trust do lol a dog could literally kill someone to protect its owner a fucking cat would do nothing

this is a quality thread

Look at me im a sissy faggot that needs to be protected by a dog
Get him rex while i flap my hand flambouyantly and cower behind the wall.
Your dog prob much a fag as u

I guess that's nice too.

I don't know in what shit hole you live, but in my modern County aren't any rats around my house or neighborhood

I feel sorry for you if you are so beta a dog could take you out.

And what said.

Just go fuck your pupper and leave us civil folk alone, you sick bastard.

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Jeez why can't people like both

None that youve seen anyway

Wow fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

Both pets in this debate are shit.
Get a pig
>eats anything
>can be sacrificed in time of food crisis
>wards off evil sand niggers
>orgasms for 30min+
>only con is nasty ass shits

As DJ Khaled said it, Another one.

>They make your home more comfy
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? How does a cat do that? Just having a cat makes your home feel more comfortable? Stop believing your own bullshit, it's just a thought and nothing more.
>They hunt shit like spiders and rats
That we can agree on. Pest control.
>A dog needs way more care, money and attention
True aswell, but having an individual with a personality and knack for social interaction aswell as being able to teach tricks and skills to the dog, the dog is indefinitely more valuable.

>sheltered suburban boy
Well there, you said it. We don't have a pest problem because we don't live in a shithole.

>im a boring loser who needs a dog to teach tricks to
>like licking penut butter off my cock

>nasty ass shits that can power your post apocalypic trading center

>checkmate nigger
We don't give a fuck about your madeup stories, fuckface.

You don't take in a pet to not care for it you mongoloid. That's the whole reason you get a pet ergo cat's are fucking useless pets like lizards snakes spiders and fish.