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daily reminder

>tfw Theon is Azor Ahai
>not just the Prince of Winterfell but the Prince who was Promised
>during aCoK red star flies over when Theon goes to Pyke
>born amidst salt (his Iron Islands baptism; reborn) and smoke (burning of Winterfell; reborn as Reek)
>Melly, when searching for visions of Azor Ahai "sees only Snow" because she's seeing Ramsay Snow (not Jon), assuming Ramsay is Azor rather than the feeble looking Reek by his side
>Melly "sees snow" (uncapitalized) after Theon and Jeyne have escaped Winterfell and are escaping in the blizzard
>Vic's hand foreshadowed Greyjoys being healed by R'hllor- Theon's wounds will be healed/regrown by melly's fire magic to restore him as a Prince and a warrior of light
>he will regain his fingers, but they will burn like molten rock, and he will be given a volcanic cock of r'hllor to spread the lord's seed, paralleling moqorro's magic with Vic
>theon in a way has been dead a long time but he is a physical incarnation of what is dead may never die
>the dragon has three heads- Theon's three births.
>in having three lives, theon will also be lightbringer- he died the first time (Theon), he died the second time (Reek), but the third time, the weapon glowed with light (Azor)
>theon's name theme will be ongoing ("You have to know your name") he needs to learn his true name, Azor Ahai
>"theon" in Greek means "godly"
>grrm hates the cliche "true hero" idea, jon is too obvious, theon does horrible things and is weak making it surprising
>if anything, theon's opposite, the other outcast of winterfell, jon snow, will be geared towards being a heroic character but end up going dark after his resurrection, with a wolf's hot fury and a desire for revenge
>the final battle will be fought between the two sons of winterfell, the two brothers of Robb, neither a stark. but a bastard and a turncloak ward
>it FITS

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>Is Ser Shadrich Howland Reed?
no

6th for Bradamante's greasy man tits

Look, we are depressed for what is happening to you people...many of whom are our original ancestors. Would you like the photo of your grandma shit on? We see the videos. We read the statements of your police not being able to protect the citizens. WE LOVE YOUR PEOPLE, but hate seeing the political correctness ruin, in some cases, our motherland. I'm not upset over the "light hearted" joke; I'm angry because you won't defend yourselves. You are in danger of extinction.

WHERE
IS
HOWLAND
REED?

nth for waif(u)

First for noticable quality drop.

youtube.com/watch?v=KfAUgtGy9zU

Show me your tits and I'll gladly bring him to ya, boy.

F L A M E T R U T H


will there be shadowbabies?

IMPORTANT REMINDER;

That Daenerys is the Big Bad of the series, in fact she's an homage to Sauron from the Lord of the Rings.

When Daenerys invades Westeros, her armies and forces will consist of:

>An army of obedient and disciplined eunuch soldiers who feel no pain
>A savage horde of 100,000 Dothraki screamers and bloodriders
>Tattooed slave freaks
>Brutal torturers who wear the masks of bronze beasts
>The scum of the East
>Exiles and traitors
>Sellsword companies without honour and brutal mercenaries
>Reaving Ironborn raiders and pirates and a fleet of savages who drown their enemies and rape their women
>Cultist extremists who follow a vicious God of Fire, who demands blood sacrifice in the form of burning innocents alive
>Enormous dragons- fire made flesh to burn cities to the ground and to melt the skin off men

When she arrives in Westeros, she won't be seen as a savior. One look at her army and any Westerosi are going to think a foreigner horde from hell has arrived. Her forces directly parallel the forces of Sauron in Lord of the Rings. An eastern menace.

The reason why she's Sauron is because GRRM always admitted he hated how Sauron was too one dimensional in his villainy, and that he wondered what Sauron's actual motivations were.

Dany will cause despicable carnage to Westeros, and because we've been following her for so long, some people will sympathise with her demented cause of destroying Westeros with hostile foreigner, because we've seen this villain's side of the story.

It's also worth noting that the name of this series is A Song of Ice and Fire- it's a reference to Robert Frost's poem, Fire and Ice.
So if you have ideas of this series ending in the good forces of fire against the evil forces of ice, you'll be wrong.
Robert Frost's poem is about death. Ice is a bitter cold death, and fire is a passionate explosive death. Dany and her dragons are as much of a threat to our story as the Others are.

He's Bonnifer Hasty or whatever the name of Dany's real father is.

who is Ser Shadrich?

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So I just thought about something /got/ about Jorah

>Jorah is going to be the show version of Jon Connington
>Euron attacks Oldtown in the books
>he'll likely do the same thing in the show
>he's going to definitely going to send Yara and maybe Theon to pick up Dany and her army to bring to Westeros

Now remember Jorah married a Hightower of Oldtown and the marriage failed, but he was super lucky and should have been appreciative that he was allowed to marry her by Leyton Hightower

Now:
>Dany has a 100K army of Dorthraki
>she's going to get picked up by the Greyjoys
>so where is Yara going to bring Dany to?

That's right, Oldtown, where Euron will be waiting for them to actually take the city

So after Leyton Hightower graciously allowed Jorah to marry his daughter, not only does Jorah ruin the marriage, but now he's going to use a huge Dorthraki horde that'll pillage and destroy the largest city in Westeros, and rape every man, woman, and child that his former father in law is responsible for

So not only is Jorah going to be a cuck, he's also going to be that friendzoned sperg who has to ruin the life of every person he feels wronged him in his former life

A completely irrelevant character in the books.

jdimsa, Ned

What scene was based

What was the last great scene we had? It was somewhere in season 4 I bet

>Daenerys is the Big Bad of the series

yara against ramsay or the cannibals thenns XD

What is even the point of Pycelle's character? I get that he's doing the I, Claudius thing, but he's not even taking advantage of his image as a useless piece of shit.

>irrevalant

You know nothing, he is the mouse that was promised

They call me darkstar, I'm of the night .

This.

Daenerys is the bad guy of the series.

This one was pretty GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=lsioCjw6130

He's definitely upto something since he ends up with the Agency

>What was the last great scene we had?
hardhome, so not long ago

quick trying to pretend that the show isn't good

>Your tits are the big greasy good of this thread
Post 'em

JUST

So what are they gonna do now that they're out of the show?

I really hope this happens.

He's just a scared old (fart) trying to survive

>quick
quit

>"You're an of the night guy."

>"For you."

How'd those tits get so greasy, tubs?

Thanks to your image I realized they could switch the actors and it would still work

Why did they recast NK?

why do you keep posting catfish?

Do you think he's big?

>quit
not posting that tasty pair, boy.

it's all cgi who cares

It’s wonderfully submissive to be ordered about by a virile 19 year old, so fucking arrogant, with a hard cock, and a fitter body, obviously a better fuck and breeder for your wife. A great turn on for any older guy whose day job usually places him in command. Here the 19 year is superior where it matters, and it’s a turn on to accept that I’m inferior.
edit: And it's a sexual turn on as well - you don't have to be that gay to be turned on by a young man's body and want to suck his beautiful cock.
Secondly, the control. An experienced bull knows how to control minds, and he can play with the wife's and the cuck’s minds, giving orders they obey and getting them to dance to his tune. Again, if there is an age inversion, it feels good. ‘Oh shit I have got to get my wife to do as he says, whatever the cost, otherwise he will go away.’
edit: this is only a step away from the wolf-pack gene that men have, where they like to be in ranks, the centurion

I've managed to actually find an answer to a big theory by just looking at the asoiaf community rather than finding an answer in the books themselves.

There is no Azor Ahai.

Let's look at the prophecy:
>When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone.

On the forging of Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes:
>And so for thirty days and thirty nights Azor Ahai labored sleepless in the temple, forging a blade in the sacred fires. Heat and hammer and fold, heat and hammer and fold, oh, yes, until the sword was done. Yet when he plunged it into water to temper the steel it burst asunder.
>The second time it took him fifty days and fifty nights, and this sword seemed even finer than the first. Azor Ahai captured a lion, to temper the blade by plunging it through the beast's red heart, but once more the steel shattered and split. Great was his woe and great was his sorrow then, for he knew what he must do.
>"A hundred days and a hundred nights he labored on the third blade, and as it glowed white-hot in the sacred fires, he summoned his wife. 'Nissa Nissa,' he said to her, for that was her name, 'bare your breast, and know that I love you best of all that is in this world.' She did this thing, why I cannot say, and Azor Ahai thrust the smoking sword through her living heart. It is said that her cry of anguish and ecstasy left a crack across the face of the moon, but her blood and her soul and her strength and her courage all went into the steel. Such is the tale of the forging of Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes.

These stories have some imagery of rebirth, darkness, dragons, stone, salt and smoke. The tale of Lightbringer gives us a rule of three- water, lions/beasts, and finally a sacrifice of a loved one. The imagery of Azor Ahai revolves around fire and light, and chasing back the shadows, as it's a myth from Asshai, and he's a central mythic figure to the R'hlloric religion.

is that the person who keeps hitting maisie?
if so she is a lot cuter there than in the series

Post them you tasty little faggot.

Shut the fuck up Ricky! no matter how much you want theons cock it will never grow back to pump you full of r'hllor's molten seed!

Now, as it happens, the imagery mentioned can be found everywhere in ASOIAF. There's smoke and salt and stone in nearly every character's story at one point, and the ideas of fire and light are always present in that we assume they're the weapons to fighting the dreaded cold and dark Others.

We have seen characters assume Azor Ahai might be Stannis Baratheon or Daenerys Targaryen...after all, the prophecy of being reborn amidst salt and smoke under a bleeding star to wake stone dragons fits in their stories. They're both associated with fire and talked about by characters obsessed with Asshai/Valyrian myth and prophecy.

There's a popular theory to see Jon Snow as being Azor Ahai. After all, he might have been reborn when the red star bled and was near salt and smoke. It does fit.

But then even more obscure theories can be found.
I've seen theories for Davos, Jaime, Bran, Theon, Jorah, Victarion, Brienne, Beric and even Ramsay being Azor Ahai. They all fit since the people who make these theories often find imagery of rebirth, salt, smoke, stone, and sometimes sacrifice.

The point is, the prophecy itself is just too vague. Vague enough that you can make several characters fit the prophecy that a savior will be reborn. It doesn't really point to any one character in particular, so was a saviour really prophecised to reborn? Or are figures just happening to meet the criteria of the prophecy and ending up looking like Azor Ahai when it really was tinfoily grasping for straws? I'm pretty certain it's the latter.

And of all the characters that talk about prophecy, Mel is dead wrong more than any of them. Even her worldview is the opposite of GRRM's. She sees the world as wholly black and white, George has gone on record to say he sees things in shades of greys. This is why I don't even trust the "R'hllor shows me only Snow" because even if she's seeing Jon Snow, Mel is probably wrong about this too.

I really don't think there is any destiny here.

kek
> you don't get to bring any of your extraneous characters from the books.

>There is no Azor Ahai.
there was

Promise me, Ned

>sauron one dimensional
is grrm retarded?

too many logic leaps, but a fun enough theory

>implying sauron isn't

>Cum inside, Ned

Explain

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I can't believe we're only a few episodes into the season and already the generals have become this cancerous and garbage-like.

Kek i love you catfishbro

Ehh come on m8, they're not that bad

She must have been a rare wench to make Lord Eddard Stark forget his honor.

my poor baby :((

I don't visit these threads often. Whose the retarded catfish guy. It's cringey as fuck

Put your trip back on, braddy.

Mel is much more beautiful and visually appealing. However, fucking Kinvara's slimy Zionist cunt would be much more satisfying. In short, I want the Good Mel, but I need the bad pussy

Sorry Frogposter, I don't have a trip. Also who the fuck is brady

Posting without a trip, Bradamante? You can't fool me, boy.

>that pic
OH GOD DID SHE DIED

Ned, promise. me

>tfw when no more daddyfus

Who says she's seen as a saviour? She just wants to go back to claim what she thinks it's hers

Put a blonde wig on her and she would be best Daenerys

>tfw Ramsay actually managed to noose the Roose

Upvote for Best Kinvara

>implying Roose is dead
>implying Roose can die

promettimi neddard

>you want the nice priest but you need the bad demonpussi

jdimsa

lord of /got/ and warden of all trips

>Oh hello, anons. I do not come here often, but I just wanted to know why that awful fishman is targeting poor, sweet Bradamante.
>Also, have you guys read the Great Gatsby. I hear it is a really good book that is only appreciated by sexy patricians whom you should respect and adore.

(farts)

Frida.

I RODE INTO THE OPEN, FERTILE RIVERLANDS. I APPROACHED A RIVER, ITS WATERS FAST AND FLOWING. I TIED MY HORSE TO A NEARBY TREE AND STRIPPED OFF MY ARMOR AND MY CLOTHING.

WHAT LAY INSIDE THE RIVER WAS WHAT I HAD COME FOR. INDEED, IT WAS A TRUE TREASURE, ONE THE RIVERMEN AND THE TULLY'S OF RIVERRUN HAD KEPT CLOSE ALL THESE YEARS.

FOR IN THE RIVERS THERE WERE FISH, AND OF THESE FISH THERE WERE CATFISH, AND ALL THROUGH THE SEVEN KINGDOMS IT WAS KNOWN THAT THEY GRANTED A PLEASURE MORE EROTIC THAN ANY.

I WADED INTO THE COOL, STREAMING WATERS, AND SEARCHED FOR MY PRIZE. THERE, DANCING UPON THE WATERS, WAS A PLUMP FAT CATFISH, ITS WIDE LIPS AND BEADY EYES A PICTURE OF PERFECTION.

I GRASPED THE SLIMY CREATURE, AND PLANTED ITS LIPS ON MY COCK. INSTANTLY THE CATFISH BEGAN SLURPING AND SUCKING, ITS FISHY FORM CONTORTING AS IT ACCOMMODATED THE SIZE OF MY MEMBER. I HAD NEVER TASTED A MOUTH SO SWEET.

I don't get this meme. It literally was born yesterday

>lord of /faggotry/ and haver of greasy tits

>what's all this then
>are the catfish trying to get into Braddy's mind again?

Hold on a minute.

After Ramsay kills Osha, Ramsay's peeling an apple but...
There are no apple trees in the North.

But there are apple trees in the Reach, in fact there are Houses with apple SIGILS. House Fossoway to be precise...

Here's a little backstory on House Fossoway- it was founded by the legendary Foss the Archer- a son of Garth Greenhand. This important lineage means that the Fossoways are one of the Houses in the Reach that would feel a sense of anger at the Tyrells being the power in the Reach, knowing they are descended from the ancient kings themselves- not too dissimilar to the Florents or Tarlys.

So, what do we know? The Fossoways are a rival House to the Tyrells. The Boltons are a rival House to the Starks. The Fossoways have trade with the Boltons- (apple trade) - AND, an important note, during the War of Ninepenny Kings, one of these Band of Nine was Ser Derrick Fossoway...the Bad Apple. This link to House Blackfyre is important, as it completes another House rivalry- the Blackfyres to the Targaryens.

So I believe there's a conspiracy going on. Ramsay will denounce the Lannisters...and aid AEGON and the Golden Company. That's right. Look to House Blackfyre and Ramsay already- Maelys and Ramsay are both described as monstrous, and it's said Ramsay has black bastard blood...well, the Blackfyre's sigil is a BLACK dragon...and they're descended from a legitimate bastard. LIKE RAMSAY.

What could Ramsay gain from this? Well, House Bolton is cemented as the power in the North for sure, but of course the main point is that bastard families would be overthrowing legitimate ones. It's a social commentary on how 'pure trueborn blood' is worthless, and these bastards are going to attempt to turn the tables.

what?

Well as I said I don't come here often but I probably won;'t be coming back

See you tomorrow

>The point is, the prophecy itself is just too vague. Vague enough that you can make several characters fit the prophecy that a savior will be reborn.
This sums it up pretty much. None of em are Azor.

>friendly reminder that the catfish are shit tier fish

So this bullshit is allowed by janitors but if I post a slightly related photo of a GOT porn parody I get banned because it is an "irrelevant answer"?

Death to Janitors

Was Joff supposed to be gay in the show? He is fashionable as fuck (much moreso than Renly and Littlefinger who are described as snassy dressers in the books) and doesn't really show any interest in sex.

Is catfish posting an epic new meme?

Yeah, that, or

D&D just wanted him to be peeling something and didn't think any further. Which do you think is more likely?

Back the fuck off, Carp. Bradamante and his greasy tits are mine.

Fuck off Sauronfag

They did? Maybe he will have speaking part and they wanted another actor?

Roose is alive. He's just faking.

I have to believe.