You're offered $20,000 if you can fuck her, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get paid fam?

You're offered $20,000 if you can fuck her, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get paid fam?

Yeah, why the fuck not? For 20 grand you would have to be retarded to not fuck her.

No. Absolutely not. But i would enjoy trying.

Also, what the hell is that "fam" nonsense? Go kill yourself, faggot!

Yes?
She's old, not hot but not gross

Yep, just shove that cushion in her face

Nope :(

Why is ryan reynolds wearing a blonde wig and makeup

no i'd cum before i got my pants off and yes it has happened to me

Nope

Would probably nut in under 60 seconds

does she have vagina dentata?

You're offered 50 bucks to never repeat the same bullshit threads again, do you get paid Fuckface?

No :P

Yes. 20 fucking grand for that is a fucking deal.

And now he's doing smilies? Goddamn, faggot!

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So much anger, you need a hug?

yeah, sure. When should I come over and do her?

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY

I'd rather fuck Ryan Reynolds than this goofy bitch.

Only 15 mins? I could last 60 seconds with a dido in my ass while she sucked my neck - all this at full force.

I don't get paid but its only cause I wouldn't last 15 minutes.

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I'm sorry, what's the payment for ? That I can last 15 minutes ? Okay, no problem, but are you saying she's unfuckably ugly ? Are we talking internet bigshot porn-fed and raised by trolls summer teenage fuckwad standards, or average red-blooded I'll fuck nearly anyone given half a chance REAL LIFE standards ?
Do you mean to say that you pass up on pussy because of your high aesthetic ?
Dumb thread OP.

Who wouldnt fuck ryan reynolds though

moar like THIS

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if I cum and can remain hard and continue to fuck her would it still count? if so then yeah I can get paid.

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15 mins? I don't think i could just stop fucking her. Give me the $20,000 and i'll take her too.

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sure i would fuck her

Sure...15 minutes is just getting started.
Are you all virgins for fucks sake?
Have you ever actually fucked a loose used up pussy before? Look at that thing...

A dumb faggot. I'd definitely bend him over a barrel and show him the 50 states.

I would fuck her bareback, for free. What's the fucking problem here, op?