I want to bang my house cleaner but can't let my wife find out, she is here cleaning now, what should i do??

i want to bang my house cleaner but can't let my wife find out, she is here cleaning now, what should i do??

Walk around with boxers on and have a half-chub. She'll notice

you think she will tell my wife though? trying to be a little more discrete

Tell her how you feel.

Invite her to clean the shower while you're in it.

Tell her that you need a deep clean. A deep pipe cleaning.

cum on something and tell her you need it recleaned.

Eat a bowl of cereal like a moron, spilling it all over yourself, slip all clothing off in kitchen, have her clean it, have her clean you.

Put a finger in her ass and point out how unclean she is. Make her lick your finger off, slap her, and then show off your cock.

You know, the classics.

i'm sitting in the basement watching porn hoping she will hear it

trips and i will do whatever you say!

You're a huge fucking moron.

She's not gonna walk in and be like "hey big boy, you like porn? That's so interesting. I like sex!" and then fuck you.

Although she might. But it seems like you think life progresses along the lines of pornography. Talk to her.

Not very subtle nor classy

she wont want to lose the money, so i doubt it...your best bet is to offer her some "extra" work if you know what I'm sayin

or she'll sue for sexual harassment

You fucking spaz

right, i don't want to get arrested, sued or divorced

Get more pics of her. Show off her ass.

just rape her you fucking pussy

Then get a hooker. Don't shit where you eat.

For fuck sakes you beta fuck.

Just tell her "if you want to keep your job youd better start sucking this fucker"

And then wipe your knob out.

You're so beta.

Dude you're married....not worth it. You're wife might find out, not worth cheating. Forget about it and bang your wife instead.

Just divorce your wife if you want to fuck other people. Saves you the risk. Be a fucking man.

Knock her out first.

Jesus fucking Christ OP, post more pics

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Arnold did

This is the correct answer

Dumbass got married. Let him learn the hard way.

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If she works as a house cleaner means she would do almost anything for money. Offer her some extra money for an extra work without using any word she could use to tell to your wife in case she is a stupid moral fagget. Also if she accepts could blackmail you asking for more money or she will tell your wife you both had sex. It's a bit risky.