In 10 seconds or less name something more pathetic than suicide

in 10 seconds or less name something more pathetic than suicide
>protip: you can't

OP

Cheating on your lover

that girl did a long jump off a parking garage. if you killed yourself you'd probably have to ask your wife's bull's permission first and you'd take some pills and cry yourself to eternal sleep.

Genocide

Trips of Truth

be a sjw tumbler

This thread

OP

MISSING YOUR SUICIDE

Browsing regularly

>Hipsters
>Traps
>Sandniggers

replying to one of those "if u dont reply,your mother will die in her sleep" posts.

bronies

Pic

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frequenting /r9k/

Living a meaningless miserable life

Failing at suicide

Was gonna post this.
It's even worse when you know in the back of your mind that the loser who pussied out is probably doing it for attention.

Cutting

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spending ten years having some neckless meathook wipe your ass for you

Stealing from your parents

Pedophilia

Voting for Hillary

Browsing Sup Forums

obsessing over a healthy lifestyle, being a gym freak

Living as others tell you to