The Millennium Falcon is a glorified forklift
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The Millennium Falcon is a glorified forklift
Elijah White
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Ryder Nguyen
Fine, it was designed as a cargo ship and forklifts move cargo.
Lincoln Moore
As a forklift operator, it makes me feel damn good, man.
Eli Collins
I want nerdshit to die.
Blake Cook
That was the point, it was some heavily tricked piece of junk
Jose Cook
One of the easiest, most boring, well paid entry level jobs out there.
Colton Jones
who
gives
a
fuck
Isaiah Baker
FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
YOU RUINED IT EVERYTHING
Jason Anderson
thats why its so maneuverable
John Perez
and yet you're still a NEET virgin
Jackson Rogers
It was always a cargo ship, what's the problem?
Jace Anderson
Try again, senpai
Lincoln Adams
>NEET
>for having a job
Daniel Lopez
>that not so subtle projection
Hudson Reyes
>being this self-conscious about picking heavy things up and putting them down all day
You must be from /fit/
Nathaniel Turner
My bike is a glorified scooter but it still kicks ass.
Carter Murphy
This
Solo was a hipster who thought it would be so funny to turn an industrial shit heap into a hyper-drive ready battle cruiser.
Noah Morris
This
More of a smuggler's run and gun than a battle cruiser, but maybe I'm quibbling.
Bentley Rodriguez
Damn you got #BTFO
Nathaniel Clark
This OP you autist. It's explicitly stated as such. In the fucking movie. Luke calls it a piece of junk. Han talks about his modifications.
Considering Luke was the equivalent of an inbred Amerifat redneck from Nowheresville, Midwest, then it really must have been a heap of shit if even he thought it was a heap of shit. Han and previous owners had tricked it out for smuggling you absolute retard,
Jeremiah Reyes
It would be much more analogous to a tugboat than a forklift.
Sebastian Sanchez
Wow, that means it's pretty powerful in its engines
Charles Rivera
It was a freighter used for smuggling. The whole point was to look nondescript.
If it was supposed to push big cargo containers, that makes a huge amount of sense. Why would someone search an unloaded freighter returning to pick up another load? Yet even the base model should also have a heavily-built frame, precise handling, and powerful engines. Lots to work with for outrunning the popo.
I already knew it was a common model of freighter. I think the external cargo containers just make it cooler.
Nolan Nelson
neat. i always wondered why it had that 'notch' in the front.
Han totally said it was a cargo vessel though, he just suped it up.
Xavier Myers
I saw some pretty creative forklift drivers working retail. Figuring out how to load customer trucks and trailers with machines so you can be as lazy as possible really leads to some interesting shit.
Ian Cox
its like the first thing you get taught as a forkie, if you can use a forklift to do it, do it with a forklift. even if it takes longer.
Julian Perez
>suped it up
Thank you for not spelling it "souped".
What do they even think it means?
Joshua Bell
Listen here, you motherfucker
youtube.com
Forklift driving is serious business
Adrian Peterson
Spending 20 minutes figuring out how to get out of 10 minutes of work, etc. Not that I mind saving backs.
Christopher Parker
You like bikes that put your ass in the air?
Henry Williams
Not exactly like forklifts are hard to operate.
Isaac Perry
"You've passed the Forklift Specialist Examination. Here is your license to kill."
Dominic Reyes
TUGGERS!
Russel Crowe as the reincarnated Han Solo when?
Mason Cooper
OP your mum is a glorified vacuum cleaner but that doesn't make her free blowjobs any less stupendous
Hudson Hall
Hey George, we took that stupid ship design or yours and retro-conned it so it makes sense.
John Roberts
Forklift? More like the cab on a big rig or a freight train. Really powerful engines.
Kinda reminds me of the ships on Space Truckers