The next american president is a fat manbaby twitter celebrity

>the next american president is a fat manbaby twitter celebrity

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Just like americans
Seems fair

>the next one after that will be a commie, mexicoid, negro, Canuck, faggot, woman, Jew or some mixture of the aforementioned
Can't even write this shit.

>american politics

>fat

What?

He's fit and healthy as fuck. He was certified by doctors to be the healthiest elect (as he's never drunk alcohol, smoked or anybdrugs)

Spics are the fattest demographic here.

>this is fit and healthy as fuck in USA

can't make this up

Do you have a source on the obesity demographics?
I am legitimately interested.

cant make this shit up

Less sillier than British politics.

>all the regretted votes
>all the politicians attempting to delay the disaster of leaving as much as possible
>he will still have to abide by 95% of all EU regulations

Lmao. Brexit is the biggest disaster of 2016.

TUMBLING DOWN

>an uneducated american who doesn't understand how anything works
>tries to hide it through showmanship
>it works as usual

God bless America

well he looks pretty good for someone in his 70s

Yeah he looks like a typical old man

I never were a real "supporter" of either side but...

>People still cling to the idea that Hitlary didn't have any problems
>Despite rigged primaries
>Despite donations from Saudi Arabia
>Despite several wikileaks releases
>Despite the lengthy "investigation" into russian intervention with no evidence
>Despite the echochamber that was the mainstream media
after her loss
>Despite no heartfelt movement in her favor
>Despite nobody having been executed yet

Oh...
ok

Mind if i ask exactly why?

cnn.com/2015/12/14/politics/donald-trump-medical-bill-health/index.html

Actually it's niggers with spics second.

>Less sillier

>less sillier

>a typical american old man is a fat barrel

>Less sillier

American "English" everyone

learn to speak american english

>the monolingual gets angry at his inability to wield even a single language

Don't you mean speak american?

>his fifth-world shithole will be PUTINED while we sit back and laugh.

Going to love the pornhub videos of "two russian soldiers one polish girl" being uploaded en masse.

Enjoy the fact that we will no longer defend your shithole Gzegorz.

Poland is literally the slut of Europe. It's been raped and pillaged by so many countries you wouldn't be able to count it on your fingers and toes.

Enjoy Russia KRZYSZTOF.

hot

theres no such thing as an "american" language

american english is just regular english but improved upon

>hot

>no arguments
>his currency is still tumbling DOWN as we speak

loving every laugh

>eastern european migrant crisis as a result
>all the jozefs fleeing their countries, taking a boat to latin america and trying to enter the US

bruh, by this rate Poland alone might actaully become military stronger than Russia in near future

>implying Trump won't be any different from your run of the mill Republican President

>but improved upon
DELET this

absolutely

He is alredy fucking things up and he isn't even taken the presidency

>first day of trumpistan
>Twitter substitute emails and memos on the white house
>every employee is required to artificial tan until orange
>bimbos become eastern europe main export

What? Get off the sofa fatgentina

>every employee is required to artificial tan until orange

Hell he was already burning diplomatic bridges before he was even nominated as the official Republican candidate.

>be American
>threaten allies with economic sanctions
>Sad!

>He is alredy fucking things up
4u

Yeah, certainly with their monies.

>im a big fan!

>Implying Buttblasting Eurofags isn't the best thing a US president has done in 3 decades.

American english > British English

Yours is cucked by the french :^)

Yeah by closibg Mexishit plants and bringing them to the US, and he isn't even in office yet. :3

I can't wait for the part where NATO stays as it is and you guys keep paying for my defense and sending your people to die in the oil wars.
Feels comfy

And china, but at least he is willing to aid your merchant friends and commies, right?

>Eurofags

I didn't say anything about Europe. He was constantly talking about forcefully taking manufacturing jobs back from China, somehow. China didn't steal those jobs, it was American companies who decided to move or outsource their manufacturing there in the first place because muh free market.

but yeah if you're some dumb kid, I bet you think it's cool to "buttblast" people. Do you have a MAGA hat and a giant foam finger that says YOU'RE FIRED?

thicc

I can't wait for the NATO spending to be cut.

He's already bringing back manufacturing jobs from foreign countries you fucking idiot. That was one of his promises during the campaign.

You are going to feel Putin's cock so fucking hard these next four years. I suggest you lube up, disgusting slavshit.

>forcefully taking manufacturing jobs back from China

China is already exporting its factories to SEA because of the manufacturing costs, the Chinese workers are literally too expensive now, do you guys plan on working for 0.05€/hour or are you planning on importing even more mexicans?

>He's already bringing back manufacturing jobs from foreign countries

I really want you to explain that sentence, please.

He's not even sworn in yet. Obama is still president.

by 2020 most Americans will work at the Buzzfeed factories.

Alright so where are we at?
>t-trump won't win deluded ameritards (he did)
>t-trump won't bring back manufacturing jobs (already starting to and not even in power yet)
mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/29/business/trump-to-announce-carrier-plant-will-keep-jobs-in-us.html

reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-mexico-ford-motor-idUSKBN14Q2AY

reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-autos-idUSKBN14N1T0

reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-autos-idUSKBN14T1LJ
>t-trump won't build the wall (you are here)

By bringing the manufacturing jobs to the American working-class that were devastated by outsourcing.

See
What has Turdo done for Canada? Oh right. The Canadian Dollar declined, massively, imported a shitton of refugee mudslimes, and is a fucking meme taking pictures at LGBT and diversity parades while the Canadian working class (especially in prarie provinces) keep getting fucked over by Chink outsourcing.

Only good thing he did was legalize euthanasia though. I praise him for that.

Canadians are fucking retards who elected him over weed and buzzfeed.

>Turdo, Dump and Dump's bitch
What the hell is wrong with that continent

Less fucked up than EU atm lmao. How's your economy Alberto? Need more gibs?

> He said Ford would have made the same decision even if Trump had not been elected

You know, that and the Chrysler expansion into Michigan and Ohio has nothing to do with Trump. They were because of negotiations held with the UAW, a worker's union.

Keep thinking that the billionaire with golden toilets is a man of the people.

So, subsidies? Or what? Magic?

>He was certified by doctors to be the healthiest elect

>*squints and puts his hands out like he's holding an invisible box*

>we're gonna make a deal


but yeah probably a mix of magic and bullshit

>border tax

Oh, so 19th century economics then. This is gonna be fun.

putin couldn't take on ukrainian militia dressed in running shoes and jeans, what makes you think he could face a regular army