Sup Forums I need a pirate name. Dubs decide

Sup Forums I need a pirate name. Dubs decide.

Swashy McBuckleson

Nigger beard

Black Pubes

Or in singular.
Black Pube

Long John Holmes

Private pirate Harry Opening

Cpt. Jack McCocken
'Shaggy' Dave Shagswell
First Mate Bill Blueballs

hahahha firing that gun would propel the boat backwards

Capt. Somali

Rerolling

Captain Cunt

Fuck Me McLaddies

Cock mcsucker

Trirolling

Cabinboy Arsewipe.

You would actually have to run that trolling motor to counteract the recoil from firing the gun. Interesting setup.

Rar

Or flip it, or rip the bottom out, depending how it's secured.

/thread

Survy McPirateface

That trolling motor would have no effect when that gun is firing. Now I need to see video of that guy gunning around the lake.

Alright captain cunt it is