Steven Seagal Cinematic Universe thread

youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

Did you even realize that Jonathan Cold from The Foreigner is the same character from the 2005 classic Black Dawn?

This all ties in to the larger SSCU where he picks up the role again in numerous films including A Good Man where there are a bunch of references to him playing Jonathan Cold again but under a different alias after years of wetwork. He could even be playing Jonathan Cold in The Sniper because he's only ever referred to as an alias and he's a decorated army vet yet again.

How will the upcoming End of a Gun tie into the larger SSCU picture? Decker is very clearly another codename. Could be Cold again.

What about the soon to be released Cyborg Nemesis? Is Jonathan Cold a cyborg?

easy................. EEEEASYY

every character in a steven seagal movie is actually the same person

an SSCU if you will

>Where are you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

I've watched this 5 times and I still don't get it.

Did he jump out the window with his tiny dick out?

holy shit is there a pad in there?

Anyone got a webm of Seagal rolling or killing several baddies with a handgun?

Sensei is a big guy

I love the Seagal Meme, and I've seen the video in OP posted alot recently but I've not watched it until now...

Holy shit that is terrible. Now I know where Easy.... EASY is coming from.

*Unzips katana*
Youstillmadaboutthatfiftybucks?

Was it her birthday? That Mothafucker just couldn't resist could he? He had to snatch it.

ANYBODY SEEN INFINITY?

ANYBODY KNOW WHY INFINITY DID ALMOST 15 ROUNDS?

Steven Segall is an embarrassment to all white people.

>white

He's a direct descent of Genghis Khan.

THIS
MUTHA
AINT WHITE

amazing

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well I'm sorry to hear that

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>pretending sensei didn't grow up a young black boy in Japan training in a blues dojo band
Nice bait

he played guitar in an all black band in 1950's detroit, you fucking stupid idiot

Who wins in a fight between Trump, Seagal, and Lennox Lewis?

>Oy, Where you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

Who talks like this?

Seagal would katana-chop Trump's gun hand and Lewis' fists off then make a movie script about it before Trump could even squeeze the trigger on that .45 he was tellin us about

Kimbo Slice vs Seagal

who snatches?

Just saw these. Made me lol

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