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off to a good start

yeah I am spamming fluffies

somebody get me a coffee

you really like that pic, don't you?

yeah its well drawn

Katia likes to pretend he's the deer and the cat is freklz/SF.

^

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In dis one, badj like to pretend he is the Badger.

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not a pretend

s-shh... don't tell everyone

i know all your secrets

You have a nice butt, Badj

Do you want your coffee black, dear?

Too latEEEEE

Oh this explains a little bit.

DO
NOT
MENTION
COFFEE
Oh god my head

you know nothing

Who told you?

oh dear

Demos come over and eat a pizza with me.

what kind of a pizza

Badger butts are always good butts

but at the end of the day, the only pizza he couldn't eat... was himself

Stop spreading malicious rumours about badger butts.

Badg, it would cheer my night if you told me you're doing swell.

have some T

No, katia is the deer.

Ohwell, that "photo" tells quite a lot

not a pretend

So are cat butts ;p

I am doing swell, but that was kind of unexpected. Something happen?

Oh, right, sorry. My bad.

Which photo? I'm kinda confused, but that may be partly because it's 4 am.

>katia doesn't even have a good rack
notevenastag/10

hello

I'm sure you have a subpar butt

Why, this one of course

Uh well... What kind of pizza do you like?

Okay

Thats a new meme, exquisite!

thank you, i really do try.

a nice cheesy pizza

No, I'm just lonely. Hearing good people are doing good is nice.

ohy

Thank you for your continued discretion.

Oh, right. I'm tired.

Ah, right. I'm really not sure about being good, but I sincerely appreciate the sentiment. What's been going on with you?

Well then that's what kind of pizza!

I need my dose of memes to fill the void.

what do you want from me

Well, be proud of that butt of yours :)

Being a neet, which makes days kind of melt together, all identical.

And here I thought it was going to turn into a pizza topping preference war

I want you to come eat pizza with me

ok

neet life can be fun for a time, but it starts to wear on you after a while

hullo
go on 9gag or something

i was kinda planning on stealing the pizza and leaving.
i don't think this is gonna work

*hOI!!

Discretion is my watchword
Fealty

Mushrooms are required to make a pizza a tasty pizza.

Badg, it would cheer my night if you showed me your chest.

Pokemon Go was a good way to deal with the neet life and make yourself go outside.

Until they RUINED IT

But if you steal the pizza and leave you'll miss out on the soda and the movie.

Putting olives on pizza is tantamount to heresy

i've been meaning to cut back on soda anyways
and albums > movies

How so?
I haven't played it, but I know people that do.

Finally someone understands

Mushrooms are one of my favorite toppings.

But they don't always have to be there.

Shut your vonny rot you filthy swine.

Well then you're in luck. We have quite the collection of vinyl at my place. Also, for the things we don't own hard copies of we also have an internet connection and access to youtube.

You go outside to find something, find other people doing the same thing, and bam, social interaction

Pizza is the only time olives are acceptable

Olives ruin everything

it's very strange how you're missing the concept that I want your pizza but don't want to be in the same room you.

nice

But if you don't stay in the room you won't be able to listen to the album. And what about the drinks? All this alcohol isn't going to drink itself.

Putting your dick in my butt is tantamount to fun.

I understand pizza

I would prefer all my pizzas to be mushroomy

No, I mean how did they ruin it?

I used to think the same way, but then I realized there's other flavors that are also good. Just cause I have a favorite doesn't mean it has to be the only thing I experience.

My... chest?

nice

your treasure chest
he wants money

Fun and heresy

You understand it on a deeper level

I was exaggerating a bit, but the game itself makes it hard to find things, and they shut down a bunch of 3rd party services that made it easier. So it's a lot less fun now, I find

but I don't think I own a tresure chest.

That's reserved for another

Your chest is a national treasure

Sorry, I overstepped.

I am bland, I only like a select few things.

Deep dish

But my chest is just a cheap one bought from ikea. It's full of junk, most of which are useless.

Not at all. That was just a bit sudden.

How do you feel about olives?

Olives are fine

You're good looking.

Dishing out some uncomfortable pizza-related truths like sausage on an extra large meat lovers'

Some people prefer to keep their junk in the trunk.

.////.

Oh, please, you're well aware.

Maybe you should come eat pizza with me instead of Demos then.

We can get mushrooms and olives (and extra cheese?)

It's always kinda embarrassing when someone says something like that.

I want pizza now
Fuck you guys

So is it fine?

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Anons, how do you stop people from falling in love with you?

Every fur that I meet, after talking to them in 1-2 weeks eventually become clingy and hugboxy. My fastest one was 2 days.

Pls help fur anons

Bullets

tfw no twink sharks ;~;

Of course it's fine! You worry too much.

It is however getting very late, like 5 am, so I will take my leave now. Goodnight.

Baja is pretty handsome, but his tum is 2flab4me.

Have some of my sausage cus there's some extra large "meat" for you.

Yeah that'd be dank.

be a cold, distant loner.

be mean
people on the internet are not real people, therefore do not have real feelings.

My trick is to be a kissless perma-virgin.

or this

Date people that don't have anxiety or abandonment issues.

Also, here's an idea. Just let them fall in love with you. Relish in their clingyness and use it to your advantage. Gently manipulate them to do things for you, like the dishes or making sandwiches. And then you marry them.

Just be polyamorous instead

Then it's a good thing the pizza isn't the only meat lover in the room