Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Hellu
Seems the steam group is quite useful, hello, how are you doing today?
Delivering ice-cream as usual
meow
-meowbot
heres your bump
Salvete!
-Tomas
*I haven't received the usual notification this time......odd, anyway how are you today?*
Is the first time the best?
Let me get going, and you'll find the hell out.
Wew, you sure love impersonating, don't ya, sweetie?
Hello everyone!
Well, this is interesting.
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What's my fortune?
I like Alice threads more.
Alice a best, Reimu an undead zombie.
tarot plzzzz
Damn.
Almost quints, it would have been impressive honestly.
Hoping for a get, need a fortune, if possible, regsrding a girl in my life. At least the fortune cookies are free -N
Also, hello everyone.
The heart of the cards has failed you.
I'm okay. You?
Oh? Just a delivery? That works.
Rollin
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Reroll, I need this
Really need this shiet to either cheer me up or something, cmon OP
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Third times a charm?
Rolling for this guy
Dubs with ease
Naaaah, the ice-cream its just a way of bribing you. Wanna go on our 3rd date?
Off by one...
My luck is shit in these threads
Someone bless me, I need dubs or up asap
Need this cause of a girl that i broke up with, pls OP
Roll for user
I mean right now, dubs, check em
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Okay I can't shot dubs
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Uh? I could try to help a bit, user, would you like to elaborate?
Where are the fkin dubs when needed
ohSHIT
Dubs GET cashing in on this Thanks for helping
This might help you get dubs.
strawpoll.me
Hello Lady Reimu!! Hello Thread!
Thank you so much for my reading last time! I had to leave in a hurry, I hope you don't think I'm rude!
EIEE
H-Hello anonymous!
If you need counseling after you f-fail at dubs, I-I can help!
Well, Met a girl over the internet, cute 8/10 blondie slightly chubby
We meet, i fall in love`
Get jealous over her friends
She breaks up
We comeback and this time afther i see that she changed nothing i broke up`
Now shes mad at me and none of us changed for the other, Would like to know if its worth going for it or not.
Im fukin in love with the grill
*Are you sure that everything is fine? I know i'm not good at helping but feel free to send me a message whenever you want if you have something troubling you. And i am good as well i'd say, had to solve some small electrical issues today, but aside from that everything is fine.*
Forgot to sign.
~Mantis
I'll need counseling if I'm off by 1 from these quads.
ALL anime is utter tripe
You have my blessing.
>Justice
This might be the girl you're supposed to marry.
>The Magician
This suggests that you need to recognize your own potential, to communicate and take initiative.
>Ten of Swords (Reversed)
Only an illusionary lifting of burdens or release from afflictions as suffering will continue.
Sure, why not?
>5545
Technically off by 10.
Technically still got a 5.
OFF is such an underrated game
So whats up to you these days? Getting tired of ice-cream?
this
Hello again!
~Mantis
My pleasure, user.
Well, if i can throw my two cents into this. Don't, that relationship would only end up hurting both of you, specially you that you're blindly in love for her. You should consider moving on, user, for your own health.
"Well, Met a girl over the internet, blondie slightly chubby
We meet, i fall in love" I never met her nor am I ever going to I guess she is in canada
Get jealous over her friends " Seems like until this part we are kinda on the same page
voted for "Are you talking about posting in Reimu threads? Eh, every time that 'Dr. Manhattan' autist shows up, it turns shitty..."
-meowbot
Well thanks OP, im trying to be honest but i dont think its working, everytime im home i feel lonely asf. Ty anyway
Hello user, glad to see you're doing fine.
Will i ever find love?
also trips
I hereby donate any GET to whoever wants it.
~Mantis
You're banished to the shadow realm now.
*IKR?! Speaking seriously now, we have games such as Undertale that are overpraised, then we have OFF, Space Funeral, the LISA games, Yume Nikki, that are not considered that much, it makes me very sad considering that those are good games as well.*
These days?
>*giggles*
It's only been a few days, so not much has changed I guess. I could probably go for something else this time.
Yeah, I'm sure. My only problem isn't something you'd be able to help with, I think.
Glad to do it! No worries.
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I'm not Op, I'm Neptune, you should distract yourself from this, go out with friends or you could even sign up on a dating app, who knows?
Aaaw, impersonator, well, know that you can always count on me, ok?
i want it, please
The feels man, sucks hard
Thanks Reimu! This girl is really special to me, I hope eventually things work out. Lately she's been really different.
-N
That's interesting, because I hacked strawpoll and put coding into that option, so only people that have a fetish for being bullied by little catboy shotas are able to read it
*I'm not exactly that sure about it, i can't do much now, but i have some ideas that could lead to some results.*
I hereby bequath my Dubbs to this user, right here!
~Mantis
No problem.
Different how, if I might ask?
...gee, i fucking hate life sometimes.
-meowbot
Hmm, ill donate to the shrine then and after that we will get some cake.
*Bequeath
Damn, Its hard to spell today.
~Mantis
Thank you, Mantis. Now, OP, could I have a tarot reading, please? How do these even work?
But I will always love you, and I am more powerful than life.
Mail cash to senpai then.
Yay!
You have to ask something to the cards, user. Be creative!
oh and
i saw another vote in that option
so there's 2 votes there
so no tricking for you, my friend
-meowbot
I'm a very quiet person and socially awkward
How can I overcome this?
*You know that i don't have means to earn them at the moment, but if i find someone that offers me a job that's the first thing i'll do.*
Oh? I'd be happy to hear about it sometime.
You can ask for a general prediction, ask a question, or just pick something for me to focus on like love or money.
If you donate while she's here I can't steal it.
Alright, then...
Will a girl ever actually love me?
Been playing Stardew valley a lot, right? Would you recommend a buy?
That's simple, there was just another person that fit into the 'I love having my balls fondled by dirty catboy feet' category.
Uh, I didn't vote on the option. Yeah. It wasn't... uh, it wasn't me...
Here's one for the fortune cookie "José"
Lots of practice, one baby step at a time. Each time you're in a position where you can interact with other people, give it a try. I'm sure there are things you'd like to know about other people you meet, or people you already know. Ask them! People love to talk about themselves.
She suddenly started to date this guy, ignore me and replace me, her best friend, with him. She only comes to me in the middle of the night sometimes when she wants attention. I used to really know her. But she isn't herself lately. It's like talking to an entirely new person. She isn't even happy living how she is right now. And there's nothing I can do anymore. I could get much more detailed but that's kind of what's going on.
Tomas here. My question is (Rolling for dubs or higher) will my best friend love me back?
rolling
*I'll let you know if i find a way to earn something Reimu.*
Then i'm sure you can't.
>Jose has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "51".
Aaaw, bad luck Jose. :^(
My Pleasure, user!
Still Donating all my Gets tonite.
~Mantis
rolling
If you like Harvest Moon type games, sure! It's a really comfy game.
ALMOST
it was you
you're a fucking faggot and a autist
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I
FUCKING
KNEW
IT
-meowbot
By taking steps little by little, opening up in whatever way you feel you can. Some people find it helpful to put themselves in situations that require them to talk to people.
so close
THIS THREAD IS CURSED with low gets