I'm struggling to figure out how to make my husband happy/excited for sex...

I'm struggling to figure out how to make my husband happy/excited for sex. What can I do to make him more interested in me?

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Tits first. They might be the problem

Stop being a man. Kill yourself.

Tits or GTFO.

>pic unrelated
I dunno, some shit like that might fire him up. Act like you're his little slut and can't get enough of his dick in all your holes and I can pretty much guarantee he'll deliver the performance you want

we are going to have to see what you look like nude to give you the best advice

Divorce him

blow him

Actually be attractive.

Ambush him at the door.
French kiss him while grabbing his junk and pulling him inside the house.
Pretty much just sexually assault him.

How long youve been married?

How far are you willing to go?

>Tits or gtfo

Change your dna

Cheat on him...fucking other men and having their semen in your various orifices is a scientifically proven way to awaken the sexual beast within your man

bring home a couple young, rough street hustlers he can have fun with

but watch your jewelry and your pocketbook while your husband 'spices things up' with them

and make sure he actually puts on the condoms just to be there's no 'nasty surprises' after you've helped him spice things up a bit, right?

sure is new in here

threesome

Ask him. Tell him to be honest about what he wants to try. Just don't freak if the answer is some off the wall weird shit. Be GGG

this

most women I know that complain about husbands have either one of two problems.
>Husband works too much
>wife is a starfish

Like said. if you arent already be his personal little slut

This oughta do it

Stop fucking like a sedated mattress, maybe bring another woman in the bed, suck his dick in the grocery store, how about watching some amateur porn to get some ideas.

You take ANY sexual advice from Sup Forums, you will be doing some disgusting, depraving, soul destroying things.

stop being such a whiny cunt.

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Lose 90lbs

Whatever you do, figure it out soon. Otherwise he will be performing many of the suggestions in this thread with another woman soon.

This is the only acceptable reply to this thread. The rest of you are faggots.

Why don't you shut up and go suck a tit you jerk? Being fat has nothing to do with sexual pleasure!

"Go suck a tit"

You sure showed him, didn't ya? Fucking faggot.

Work out. Lose some of that kid weight. Wake him up with a blow job. Stick your finger in his butthole.

Kek

Anal.

It sounds obvious, it sounds like a cop-out, but trust me. Offer to let him put it in your butt, and make it seem like you like it, and he'll want it like when you met. Just do a little research re: lube, cleaning, and practice.

Start farting around the house - The female gas contains chemicals that go into a man's balls through his nostrils and helps produce more sperm and sexual energy.

> Lose some fucking weight

Topkek

what the hell was this? Cheese pizza?

Kek

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change setting

stores, parks, your car, the back yard

honest advice....also, don't get arrested

Roll

May not, but who wants to fuck fat people? Not even fat people want to fuck fat people

Pic related and we might be able to help you. No face needed.

Fatties make for great lays, but they also tend to be unergetic and unattractive.

>calling people new

faggot scumfuck shitlord why even bother making such a fucking retarded post

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