What type of dog is this?

What type of dog is this?

The kind you put your dick in.

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Russian

It's a special kind of doggo. It has a protective shell instead of fur because of evolution. It can also swim and shit. It is no longer considered a doggo. This is a bird.

Thats a turtle

you're right it's a turtle

Dumb fuck that's a tortoise

Woah, you're right. At first I thought it was a turtle but then you convinced me it was a tortoise! Thanks pal for the information!

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how dare you just assume that poor creature identifies as a dog!?!?!?!1/

It is the amazing sheltered doggo,it can shield itself against "respond to this or your mother will die" posts,its a very rare doggo,there are too types,landshelldoggo and watershelldoggo,they are the same,but different. .

This, learn the difference,
Fags

Nigga that this nigga

Teenage mutant ninja tortoise

Twins

balls because he likes to play with balls.

Die from eating shit

An extremely rare shelldog i have heard rumors that this special breed is so expensive that just 3 of them where selled in human history

Landshelldoggo=turtle (has feet)
Watershelldoggi=tortoise(has fins)
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Shell puppy

This is true,very rare

that's a chicago deep dish pizza.

I find,that i myself at a point in time where i mut do diligence by declaring too them and those,that not have taken notice,that this here operator of post,has taken part in some homosexual activities

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