What is the best ConKino?

What is the best ConKino?

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>that body

That's a man isn't it?

jesus, is that a guy

gameofpretend.jpg

way more spunk that I can shoot

man now i need to fap to trap porn again

cons are so fucking depraved
raves are like churchs compared to them

Note to self:
>Never let Wifes daughter go to a con.

nigga I once went to a con where there was a girl cosplaying as Lucy (?) from fairy tale. she went to the con commando style
fucking slut

Undoubtedly.

Anybody else going to expo in July?

she was asking for it

s-story?

is he rubing vaseline on her ass crack or is that cum?

Weeaboos are horny degenerates, girls are drunk for 3 days straight, if you have more social skills than a pineapple and you are at least a 6/10 you can easily get laid at a con. No story required 2 be h

You fucking story faggots... She's cosplaying and then she has sex with a guy. How complicated do you think it has to be that you can't just look at it?

>Anybody else going to expo in July?

I mean june

That aint the color of vaseline. Trust me, I'm an expert.

its bird poop

>she
Way to get that simple story wrong

Nigga she's going to go to a lot worse than a con.
Like to a how many cocks can I stuff in my mouth competetion.
Just enjoy em when they kids because as soon they hit puberty they get whisked away to the land of whores.

>She

What did you mean by this?

2 years worth of semen?

Who /wouldlick/ here?

>why did he put bird poop on her butt?

lmao americans

You fags can dream about dicks all you want, I'm not a SJW so when I see women's clothing, I see a woman until I see dick.

Is there a goddamn video?

>Like to a how many cocks can I stuff in my mouth competetion.
Is that how you were conceived?

Nigga I'm a bottom fag. That's a dude.

Do these sluts just fuck asian guys because of muh anime? Pathetic

I think I'll never fuck a cosplaying qt at this point in my life. Lucky dude.

>butthurt whores

everytime

yes

>implying the pictures weren't taken in japan
>implying the slut isn't a man

Yes. Only perk about being Asian which is not so great

That actually sounds gayer than you think it does.

You tend to shoot more when another person is involved.

>they havent seen the pics
Its a girl

Boy I bet that rope looks more and more inviting every year of your worthless life you fucking queer.
But at least meme cred.
Fucking homo/

there are more pics? pls share

>>Was a chubby 18 year old
>>Went to my first con
>>Ended up leaving covered in some chicks blood

I got /fit/ later on, and learned that every-single-women who goes to a con, is a cock gobbling whore.

Those are two dudes right?
Thats obviously a wife's son in drag.

>Ended up leaving covered in some chicks blood

How did you hide the body?

When are you fucking faggots going to kill yourselves?

The ambulance came, I actually hit it off with some chick (who would later string me along like a beta boy) she had a seizure and she hit the pavement, I thought it was a joke until the blood started pooling around where her head was.

I was thankfully trained on dealing with the situation, and got help, while ensuring she didn't do more damage.

What a magical experience that was

Just do a reverse image search you unbelievably lazy worthless newfag redditor

I thought the scene photo was her fucking him in the ass

pics or youre a lying whore

>girls are drunk for 3 days straight

People drink at cons?
Aren't most attendees teenagers anyway?
Where is all this sex happening?

There are after parties and these things always take place in hotels.

You honestly believe that there isn't sex? They're highschoolers, highschoolers in the year 2016, mentally unstable highschoolers.

Do the math man.

>mfw I literally had to accompany my Dad's wife's son to a con once
Worst 2 days of my life, and fuck you Sup Forums now every day I feel like a cuck because I have to take care of that little shit and my dad doesn't give a shit about him
THIS WASN'T EVEN MY CHOICE

Pregaming at hotels is the biggest one, girls always have at least 1 NEET in their group that's at least 21 to buy alcohol. The venues usually sell alcohol as well. This is also why people pay ridiculous prices to get the hotels closest to the cons as well, it's easier to get girls to go to your to drink and hang out

How does it feel to be a literal meme

Note to self:
>Never let wives daughters go to a con.

I am I safe here in Europe or should I go home?

wow dude kys

cons are basically big orgies, drugs, and degenerism once the con closes it doors for the day. the thing is you have to be part of the con scene for years to even enter their 'secret club'. sometimes you may get lucky and get invited but they keep it really secret so random normies and chads don't come in mass making it into a cockfest. i have been going to cons since like 05 but stopped watching anime around 07 but still went just to get some cosplay pussy. these days i just go after 6pm since thats when most cons start closing and the real party starts.

uded

nigga imagine the libido of anime neets who have been slicking to fujoshit for a year
plus the libido of neets, here you go you have a con
after gets dark the real party start with the j-pop bands, after it ends there's the hotels with anime orgies

cons are depraved to the core

>mfw my friend lezzing out in the mush floor at j-pop while I was rubbing my crotch on a girl we didn't even know

Like, if you need more evidence, just check out /cgl/

I've stuck my dick in crazy, I've been to cons, and now I am convinced that they need to be wiped off the face of the earth.

Jesus christ the smell, the fucking smell, it's burned into my mind.

so like just a normal night at a club?

I never been to a club
cons are the only party I can taste the feel of being normal and it only happens once a year
feels bad

>Do these sluts just fuck asian guys because of muh anime? Pathetic
No, most cosplayers (Probably 60-70%) fuck random guys for money, because cosplays (fabric, wigs, shes, etc....) aren't cheap, also they have another expenses (Hotel, food, bus/plane tickets). If you are another cosplayers or part of the staff there are higher chances you can fuck one in a con.

I fucked a couple of them back them, but trust me, that is not even the greatest of the experiences, they are all sweaty/smelly for wearing uncomfortable clothes, walking all day, and you usually end up fucking them in storage rooms, parking lots or behind some scenery

so you degenerates know
there is a fuckton of cosplayer traps/twinkies who will suck cock in cons
not my thing but there is a LOT

how does it feel having sex?

>sluts


Male sluts
This is all Japanese, so it's gooks sodomizing gooks

sounds like you know from experience.
so where exactly did the trap touch you?

overrated

Blowjob was better

Pretty shit, Sex with someone you're comfortable with, and preferably in a relationship with is great because they tend to do kinky shit, and it's pretty good.

But from a guy who had sex casually with sluts, either in my car, or in a bathroom of some kind, is pretty fucking shit.

and how much do they generally want? I want to fuck a Queen of Pain and Pit Lord cosplayer.

>all these people surprised
Dudes, Cons are nerd orgies.
If you're a dude who is mildly /fit/, you can pull any pussy you want.

There is an anime convention where I go to and one of my friends roomed with some people on Craigslist and every night his roommates got watsed and fucked.

It is a very common thing dude.

>mildly fit
not even, you just have to not have autism and not be ugly
that puts you in the top 10% of the attractive people pool

This

Just look up a club near you on google maps and go on a friday night. Easy as fuck.

>mildly /fit/,
fucking no
just don't be a COMPLETE sperg
by the way Sup Forums is everyone here is funny enough to score con pussy

what if I haven't had a conversation with a female besides my mother for over 10 years?

>If you're a dude who is mildly /fit/, you can pull any pussy you want.
You don't even need that. Even just being semi normal will get you pussy their

silly boy, you have conversations with girls on Sup Forums all the time.

Men pretending to be women doesn't count faggot.

NERDS STINK LIKE A SHIT

Just don't do it. Instead of paying lots for alcohol, drugs and finally an expensive hotel to stay, just hire an escort, a beautiful escort and fuck her. At least they don't stink and they don't make weird noises, they know what sex is, they will even pretend to have orgasm which will make you feel better.

These nerd people just stink and sweat for no reason, it's probably due to turbo autism.

>are you ugly?
>are you currently being medicated for autism
you're fine

Does anyone have any funny con stories? I just remember really ugly guys in their mid-20's trying to pick up decently attractive girls with their entry level knowledge of japanese. Really creepy and funny at the same time

Sup Forums has many girls who were born with vaginas believe it or not

LONDON
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I wanna try it, but I also don't want to get an STD. its a tough choice

I think the TLDR for those who are curious is, Women who go to cons are such whores, that you just need to be a functioning human being to sleep with them.

And the best part is, you can hit it and quit it because most of them will either be obese in the next 3 years, or dead in the next 5, or wishing for death in the next 7.

The women who go to these things are absolutely disposable, awful human beings that will either marry some beta boy, or buy a bunch of cats.

If you want to stick your dick into something while it's young and tight, do it there, but don't give out your real name, for the love of god, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

Thanks for a disgusting picture.

I will not validate your mental illness, you have a cock until you prove otherwise with pictures of your funbags.

Elaborate.

The Pest and Ocean's Eleven.

Don't worry, none of those virgin nerds has STD in their secret ecosystem. The only microbe that you may take would be due to that shitty smell they have.

Most of the don't "ask for money" or have "fixed rate", most of times you just have to make an offer $100-200 would be enough for most cosplayers, $500 or more for the hottest ones (Not famous ones, I never fucked any of the famous, but I'm sure couple of them fuck for money).

If you really. REALLY want to fuck one, I suggest:
>Go as cosplayer even a shitty one like a Mario Bros cap can make it, that way you will generate more empathy
>If possible go with a couple of friends 2 or 3, if you have cosplayer friends, that will help tons, It will give some cred
>NEVER GO FULL RETARD AND ASK "HOW MUCH DO WANT FOR FUCKING?"
>Never go full aspie or shy, just be casual and talk about some stuff like movies or shit
>Once she starts laughing and feeling comfortable just start hinting "I really liked this character as a kid" or "I had this weird dream once..."
>From here you will know if she is willing or not, if she leaves you, she won't, don't chase her, if she stays and starts joking, then you are in

CONGRATS YOU WILL FUCK SOME CHUBBY SMELLY COSPLAYER WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!

Everyone says con pussy is easy but what about all those extremely hot cosplay whores? Some are model tier, are they easy too?

The majority of the girls, no matter how attractive they are, smell like shit, we're talking vagina cheese, and sweat.

I've been in a room where an orgy was taking place (walked in on accident) and it smelt like a sewer line broke in a meat factory.

jesus fucking christ

Anime conventions are probably the easiest in terms of getting laid cause those are the deprived of them all.

Superhero cons are the Chad and Stacys now cause of the normie trend, so might be harder but not too hard if you're not a spreg

Video game cons are in between

>be me
>went to con with girl friendo
>we had lots of fun
>we come home together
>we sit and talk about life
>I don't make a move because I can't get a clue
>now depressed
fuck

>tfw going to a con in a week
>tfw last con girls were all over me but I had no condoms
>the entire year they sent me nudes and shit on fb
the time has come and so will i