Name something a robber wouldn't want to find in your house.
Name something a robber wouldn't want to find in your house
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My fedora collection.
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The man trap in my doorway
A rose pedal trail.
Snakes.
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Happiness
Me.
Another nigger.
NIGGERS.
Oh I think you do.
My 10 cats.
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Another robber!
Dildo and gun collection
white people
>black and proud come at me and ill bust a cap in your ass, cracka ass white boy
shut up whitie
Baby cadavers.
a woman :(
A guy who says "Let's not turn your rape into a murder".
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Clone of Steve Harvey
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Cops
Me with a gun and a gimp mask the robber...
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A safe full of angry bees
A Tupperware filled with my wife's feces.
Another angry nigger
A black light system that's on a 2 minute delay, once they're on they reveal the house is covered wall to wall with dried semen.
Half a worm in his Apple
Half an apple in his worm
The son/daughter whose life he skipped out on
A house filled with nothing but squeaky floorboards, in talking like 4 stories and an attic motherfucker
The only thing of value in the house are 200lb buckets of pennies.
god damn. That's probably made of foam but could you imagine the type of guy that it took to wield that thing. Crazy.
Another robber
Every stair in the house is very slightly different.
The door knobs and Windows have doe in heat urine that can't be washed off for months.
FBI already there to take my computers
Why
A reasonably sized penis
Your hands will smell like strong cat piss no matter how much you wash them.
so does your house
It's a win win if you're a male deer
No I understand that. I'm trying to figure out why the piss is on the windows and doors in the first place
So the robber smells vaguely of piss for weeks.
Brownies
The launch codes and the big red phone off the hook.
So the only reason is for home security, got it
Blood everywhere
The Jews in my attic.
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Kek
this is genius if you think about it
if i broke in a house that had those, you'd find your toilets clogged with pennies
my collection of colostomy bags.
with a few logs on top of the pennies for good measure
my toilets both already clogged with quikrete
Nothing of value, that can be easily taken, combined with bored ass dogs and a nocturnal owner whom doth posses mad firearms.
A Quran and 25 pressure cookers
>whom doth posses mad
All of the photos on the wall are of different Mexican family's with lazy eyes.
This video
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My shrine to my failed attempts of applying to trump inc.
A freezer full of dead kittens
Chris Hansen
Scurry
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Logan Smith
Napalmz
Rice.
Devin
wtf man
My sister panties that I encrusted my cum into last night
Bernie Mac
Ms. Hidalgo
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Printed out posters of tentacle rape
Kyle boi
Time bomb about to go off
This video
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>black and proud
>you can't be both pick one
My pokedex. Leave my Pokemon alone, nigga!
Another nigger