Got some High School school stories, Sup Forums? I'll start with a short story

Got some High School school stories, Sup Forums? I'll start with a short story.

>be me, 2012
>Sophmore Year
>about halfway through the semester, been building up a crush with this 8/10 chick
>she barely knows me
>probably the most beta kid in the school, i was a really pale kid who was just skin and bones
>I still am.
>after talking with friends for a while, i decide to somehow build up courage to do it
>follow to lunch period, she's sitting down and i have her in my sights
>have a half-full small bottle of water in hand
>walk near her table, take a sip, nervous as hell
>i clear my throat to catch her attention
>she looks up and asks what i want
>Oh shit I never actually thought how I'd ask her
>"U-Uh, I would uh... I want to..."
>bottle of water is open, still has decent amount
>so nervous i can't even think straight
>suddenly throw all the water at her face, completely blinded by the liquid
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.gif
>her friends freak the fuck out and i stand frozen for a second before realizing what i just did
>drop now empty bottle and run like hell
>burst through doors and find nearest bathroom
>hide for like ten minutes until lunch is over
>stealth back in after i see her leave, grab my stuff, and take the longest route to next period so im not near her
>TFW i stayed as far away from her as possible for the rest of the year

She moved after that year. Pic not related.

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Lol, are you fucking retarded OP?

Back in High School, yeah I made horrible decisions.

I did some shit back in middle school where instead of trying to flirt with a different girl I just reminded her of her dead mom. I can tell the story if you want.

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Tell ous

> "...hey... uhh..."
>"hey op"
>"your mother's dead right?"

Okay.

>be me
>7th Grade
>a little into the school year, our homeroom teacher brings in a new girl
>her name was Eve, she was a 7/10
>she leaves to put stuff in her locker, and our teacher for some reason decides to tell us her mom died in a car crash a year back
>okay whatever
>didn't initially like her much, but then i grew to like her a lot
>hear something about after-school tutoring and she's going to be there or some shit after eavesdropping
>ask parents if i can go, they accept since i was horrible at school
>the day comes, i sit at a table where she is with a bunch of other girls
>she basically tells a bunch of shit she had back at her old place, a bunch of stuff
>some girls ask questions about her and she answers
>alright user, it's time to think of something cute and flirty to say
>interrupt to ask a question
>wait uh
>shit i dont know what to say
>fuck it here goes
>"Hey, how's it been since your mother diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
>the damage is already done
>her face goes to shock, then to anger, then to tears
>runs out of room and the girls ask what's wrong with me
>she hated my guts up until she eventually moved away

holy shit that spaghetti is outrageous

Bumping, this shit just gets better and better

yes. bump indeed.

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i dont normally contribute, but i was kind of an awkward kid. this isnt high school, but fuck you.
>6th grade
>always been a beta fag bookworm
>still dont actually have any friends, just read books and play nintendo
> been crushing on this girl Jaine for a couple weeks
>finally get the courage to ask her out
>to my surprise, she says yes
>we are a couple, i guess, but i dont know how to be a boyfriend
>even though we are bf/gf, i still wont go anywhere near her
>just stare at her constantly
>i guess i thought being her boyfriend meant i get to stare at her constantly
>i mean it, i never talked to her after we started "dating", i just stared at her whenever she was within my range of view
>after a few weeks some guy starts talking to her
>since i dont talk to her, she doesnt bother actually breaking up with me
>finally get the hint and stoop staring at her

Oh really, the pic of a cartoon rabbit is not related? Lol. Good story though. Worst memory i have was bailing on the same girl 3 times on 3 different occasions. She kept asking me out and i couldnt believe that she actually had a crush on me so i just ignored it like a dumbfuck.

>the cartoon rabbit
His name is Buster you fucking degenerate. Fucking nigger oldfag

I'll try to contriboot, OP.

>its 2007, grade 5 elementary to be exact
>didn't shower too often because I'm 10 fuck you
>hear guys who weren't really my friends talking about some random shit
>"bragging"
>"I once the whole everything ever"
>other 10 year-olds would 1up eachother
>I step in thinking I'm gonna make some new friends
>whyamIdoingthistomyself.bat
>try to get their attention
>"hey guys"
>"..."
>"hey, GUYS"
>they look at me like I'm a tard
>"what do you want, user?"
>"I once didn't shower for 4 weeks"
>class goes deathly silent
>feel my face turning red
>panic
>RUN to the shitter
>shitter was passed the principle's office
>no running because running inside is fucked? idk never really got the point
>principle comes into the bathroom to find my tearing up trying to tell him I always shower
>his face when

Lol seriously some of the stories you guys have makes me question If I'm just a failed normie, like I could never fail that badly, but that's probably because I'm so overly paranoid that I usually plan ahead for shit, so before I even approached her I'd come up with a list of shit to say and try and dig up info on what she likes.

so many cringey first "gf" stories........

hahah i cant imagine having to be around little kids all the time

>some little kid runs up to you crying
>IT WAS A LIE, I ALWAYS SHOWER, I ALWAYS SHOWER

me and him were never really on good terms

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>My fucking sides

and there go my sides

Jesus Christ, OP, how retarded can you possibly be to fuck stuff up like this?

>6th grade
>go to use the bathroom, gotta take a shit
>notorious tard is leaving the bathroom as i enter
>approach the toilet stall
>theres a turd hanging from the ceiling like a stalactite

>Be me, 2005, I'm only in grade 3 now
>me and "buddy" hang out
>decide it would be fucking hilarious if we went around popping bicycle tires after school
>we spent 2 days collecting pins and razors from pencil sharpeners
>stolen from other kid's desks, obviously
>we go around popping and slashing bike tires and ended up popping 35 tubes
>why we did this I still have to fucking clue to this day

I did fess up the next year and I had to apologize in front of the school. it was brutal but so fucking funny as an 11 year-old

>like a stalactite

>Be me
>12th grade
>On pain meds for much longer than I was supposed to
>They were giving me mood problems
>at lunch one day
>I think some 5/10 is taking my picture
>start screaming at her
>realize someone is now recording
>run out crying
Whole fucking cafeteria was there for it

11 years old in the third grade.

>sophomore year
>compete with this kid named Matt in football
>lineman
>kick his ass get starting spot
>hate this faggit
>has a terrible stuttering problem
>see mat come back from lunch in a new to him blue vw jetta
>like vws
>complement his car
>he kinda takes the complement waiting for some insult
>not today faggit
>first class after lunch
>English with miss huge tits
>Matt's there
>tons of Bros too
>we start reading a paragraph then pick someone else to read out loud
>I get picked
>finish up my reading then look around
>all my friends are red-faced laughing their assess off
>here I come Matthew
>proceed to cry from laughter without being caught
>teacher notices
>can't stop
>he finishes face fucking the paragraph up
>miss big tits scolds me after class
>whatever hoe it's Friday
>Monday morning
>hey did you hear what happened to Matt?
>he had a seizure, rolled his car and got his whole body crushed
>oh fuck lmao
>forced to go to funeral by miss big tits
>she anonymously shames me at the funeral
>mom comes up to me crying thanking me for coming
>feel like shit when I hug her because I was the biggest dick to her sweet casket baby
>the end

David jo

Why thr fock!

I had sex under the stairwell at school for my 18th birthday. Dubs gets the story

more like trips

my turn
>Be me, 8th grade
>the people i call friends think im a baby
>the girls at my middle school refered to me as "big booty brandon"
>fml.png
>i decided i didnt care about all that
>around the end of the year i have hots for a girl i think is 8/10
>"friends" think she's 5/10
>refer to her as target
>whateverimstillgoingin.gif
>lunch on a friday
>fridays you can sit anywhere in the lunchroom
>i sit next to her
>dont say a word until 5 min left of lunch
>i turn to her
>target is mid conversation
>i ask if she'll see a movie with me saturday
>target says "yeah that could be fun"
>onesmallstepforman.jpeg
>be me saturday afternoon
>we had been talking about when and where over snapchat
>im nervous af
>like palms sweaty mom's spaghetti
>i arrive and she'd already bought tickets
>shit i was going to buy everything, i thought
>i ask if target wants me to buy her popcorn
>target declines and buys us popcorn and soda
>wtf i stole 40 dollars from my mom for this?
>i guess i cant be a gentleman :/
>i decide i will hold her hand during the movie
>easier said than done
>target's hand was in the popcorn bucket when i went to reach for it so i grabbed her wrist on accident
>wellthatsawkward.png
>whatever
>i grab targets hand and the rest of the movie goes well
>granted i went for the move on the last 20 minutes
>before that it was just awkward popcorn crunching and soda slurping
>movie ends and not a word is said
>mom arrives and she gives target a ride home
>10:00 pm
>snachat from target
>open snap
>im breaking up with you
>wellshit.png
>im too nervous to ask why so i say okay
>later i get a snap form my bud phill
>phill quotes target
>"when he held my hand it was like dipping my hand in water, not to mention his breathing was really loud like he was having a heat stroke"

YOU GOT DUBS ALREADY BOI GIVE US THE STORY YOU NORMIE

>Still be me, 2005, still grade 3, still 11 years old
>met my best friend
>we were in a split class and he was a year older than me in grade 4.
>he's always had issues focussing and keeping quiet
>AD/HD + ADD
>bad combo
>one morning while we lined up outside the school waiting to be herded in like cattle
>Principle gets real serious.
>"whoever did "that" in the bathroom, I'm very ashamed. it was disgusting in there and i hope you apologize to our janitor."
>Best friend is kekking at the sky like a mad fuck

I walked into that bathroom before it got cleaned because he told me to look.
Jesus Christ it was like nothing I had ever seen.
Shit everywhere.
Some rancid shit/toiletpaper mix that had solidified into a cementing paste type thing, shit on the ceiling which had still been "wet" I guess? because it had been constantly dripping, shit in the urinals that the other kids, without saying anything, had already gone and pissed on.
I felt so bad for that janitor but my 9 year old friend had shown me that day, at that hour, that he didn't give a fuck about the authority.

>freshman year
>on second floor w bros before first period
>security comes up looking for me because I've been skipping class
>has a knife in my pocket
>it's a fucking fixed blade karambit
>paranoid that they're going to search me, I hatch a plan
>as we're turning on one of the landings of the stairwell, I see my friend Kenny
>if I can expertly toss my knife onto his backpack without a sound surely I can retrieve it later
>tosses knife, clangs on the tile floor, security turns around
>why did you throw that knife user
>fuk

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ill start this one of with the obvious
im beta as shit
>I had a mega crush on a cheerleader
>turns out in the end shes a fucking bitch
>my shy ass worked the courage up over all of middle school to talk let alone flirt with her
>by the middle of the year i was flirting
>turns out im not alone
>basketball player ex trying to get her back realized im flirting with her
>hes mad.jpg
>im fucking weak 0 upper body strength
>while im in the hall his 6 foot ass runs up to me
>he seats his foot onto my backpack firmly
>he puts all force into my back jumping off me to touch the roof of the hallway
>all while she watches me get fucked
>he kicks me one more time and i blot down the hallway
>i got the message
>to this day i dont talk to girls and im out of school

Got a bj in the janitors workspace, too big too be closet, came on the floor. 10th grade was pretty good guys

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I was 8 I totally fucked up the counting

I did a lot in high school so i have some good ones.

> Eat lunch with a group of 9 other bros everyday
> One cringey autistic furry kid likes to sit with us even though we give him shit and tell him not too
> He gets up to grab lunch one day and leaves backpack behind
> Me and Friends grab backpack and hide in school elevator
> He comes back and starts looking for his backpack
>Walks around table continuously asking where his backpack is and starts cussing us out saying it wasnt funny
> all of us dying from laughter
> Hey man if it wasnt around the table the first time you walked around it its still not going to be there
> He stops pacing and leaves elsewhere to find
>Grab backpack from elevator and put it around table
> Autism comes back
>Seriously guys its not fucking funny where is it
>Hes crying now
>We are all crying now but for us because of laughter
> I speak up
>Have you checked around the table bro?
>He looks around table finds backpack starts bawling and runs away crying
>We all laugh for the rest of the year about this
> Mfw i realize i was a bully and i enjoyed the hell out of it

Post again to make sure you're not the God of Trips.

so fake

why carry a knife to school? do you live in south central?

>3rd grade
>New school in California
>Open night session where all the kids get to meet each other and their teachers before the semester starts
>Mum beckons me over to a bunch of kids that she was talking with and tries to introduce me
>"Yeaaah, this is my son user. Why don't you guys go play soccer or something?"
>Get on all fours like a fucking dog and run away
>Forever labeled as a the weird kid
I still cringe to this day

Swear to God, I could probably still find the article of his death

Haha first one wasn't me bit fuck it, I wanna be god of trips
Here I'll include the anecdote of her giving me a hand job under the table I'm front of her bf at the time, for trips luck
Bitch broke up with him too fuck and do drugs with me, nvr dated though

>nobody says a word to a teacher
dude fuck pride you just got your ass handed to you just get him suspended the stupid kyke. he was probably failer a few classes so he couldn't afford to miss any

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You're a horrible fucking person.

Let me help

>Be me Freshman year
>At some convention for the highschool
>See current gf walking about
>Decide to ignore her
>Planned on leaving her, but never got around to doing it, so instead Id avoid her
>Be me feeling the adrenaline rush from playing peek-a-boo with gf

Btw School is split up
Sophomores with Juniors and Seniors
Freshman on their own

>Heading back to the Freshman for lunch
>So jacked up like a junky im zooming across the fucking school to tell my buddies wtf just happened
>See buddies, immediately haul ass
> FullThrottle.jpg
>See buddy chad and chaddet walking in line
>Decide to ram sack my buddy chad
>Chad looses his fucking balacance and goes flying, knocking down chaddet too
>Mfw Everyone in line sees
>approximately 200 + kids Lmao at me and my buddies
>"Hahaha Did You see that haha"
>Everyone is just laughing while im laying on the floor with my spaghetti hanging out
>I see security guard approach me, quickly get up before he drags me around like the little fem I was being
>Go into line, hear kids still laughing and talking about what just happened


I did not care what just happened until a day later, only because I was still worried about my gf.
I skipped lunch the next day
Went outside.

i wish
the school i was at the teachers didn't care I'm middle class but it got all the south side trash of my town so the teachers were broke and retarded and since hes basketball he would get away with a warning
i was saw kids selling knives in the hall i reported it they got the principals office bc they were soccer they got 2 suspension and kicked my teeth in

>8th grade
>snapchat
this website is 18+, faggot

>have her in my sights
Jesus Christ I play way too much overwatch

i was thinking the same thing

Well, I got myself trips. Hot damn
>be me, junior
>just turned 18 that day
>talking to grill in homeroom
>7/10 emo/stoner hybrid
>skipped homeroom for daily makeout session
>(made out with her the first day of school, been doing it off and on since)
>anyways, went off to the only hidden place in the school
>school has a more recent art department that was built into a hill, so it's basically in the basement
>the stairs have a space below them that people go under, it's basically makeout point.
>goes and makes out with grill
>out of sheer impulse, shove hand down her pants
>she moans, loves it
>begins to finger her hard
>finds clit
>she shoves me down onto the ground
>ohshit.exe
>she basically rips off my jeans and pulls her pants down.
>she mounts me, rides the shit out of me.
>we fuck for about five minutes, I pullout because no condom
>tells me we're gonna do this again

It was a good birthday present, later that week I drove her to an abandoned house out on some back road and we fucked in my backseat. Good times.

this actually happened a few weeks ago

>be me
>10th grade
>broke my humerus a few weeks earlier
>doctor game me oxycodone as a pain reliefs
>didnt really go to school high, usually took it at night since the pain was worse at that time
>thought i would take it in the morning
>i never felt the high since i was asleep most of the time
>walk to class extremely drowsy
>sit down
>english teacher starts rambling about politics because hes a faggot
>i feel dissy drowsy and everything is super slow
>cute girl abot 8/10 asks if im alright
>i begin to throw up everywhere and fall on the ground
>the next day everyone asks if they want what i was on
>made 50 dollars selling a pill 5 dollars each

i should mention this is during summer school since im majorly retarded

I was thinking the same aswell

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> be me
> junior year
> on swim team
> at swim meet in April
> some random chick on the team approaches me and starts talking to me
> 8/10 Stacey
> mfw
> we talk about random shit or whatever, she has an event, when she comes back she doesn't have a towel so I let her use mine
> she leans into me and hugs me
> shewantsthed.jpg
> don't do anything really because beta faggot
> a week or so later I ask her for her number
> she gives it to me
> ask her to chill over spring break
> she's headed to Paris
> K

cont.

same thought

Alright, I'll share.

>Be me Freshman year
>sitting at a lunch table with a bunch of nigger friends
>niggerbuds talk about bringing weapons to school
>these negros may be stupid but they're not that stupid
>oh shit they are
>one kid (let's call him Tyrone) puts five bucks on the table
>"ay bruh five bucks ill bring a knife"
>niggerbud #2 accepts Tyrone's bet
>One day passes, P.E. class
>All is fine
>UNTIL THE COPS BUST THROUGH THE DOOR
>One of 'em, a lady nigger cop, grabs Tyrone with his hands by the back
>He must've brough it
>Metal Detector picks something up in his backpack and a white cop pulls it out
>Is it the knife?
>No it's a motherfucking Machete.
>nigger cop calls Tyrone by his name
>oh shit does she know him?
>MFW it was actually is mom
>MFW Tyrone got expelled, was arrested by his niggermom, and was sent to juvy all for five bucks

what a rip-off, nigger's will do anything stupid for a low amount of money

You coulda got more money on those.

keep going

>"I'm majorly retarded"

underage and ban

i do this too, but i always fuck it up anyway

How retarded would you have to be to sell oxy for 5 bucks

I got another story
This one would be my sophomore year

TL;DR at the bottom
>Be me 17
>Gf and I are experimenting with oral
>We come with ideas where to give head at
>confusednpuzzled.jpg
>"well shit babe we cant do it at your place because your mum is always onto us"
>"We can try your place user"
>I tell sure, but we both know that wont happen becaue of her mom
>Finally she decides to try it at school
>mfw
>We go behind some generators
>Unlock fence and gf blows me
>She doesnt let me nutt in her mouth so I shoot it all over the wall

>Tl;dr
GF Blows My cock at school


We did other things at school
There were a lot of trees in the back of the school
Made good for quick fucking

>Is it the Knife?
>No it's my motherfucking sides

>be me
>freshman
>catholic school
>atheist before it was cool
>had a phase where i loved slayer
>still kinda do
>being at a catholic school i had to take religion class and mass
>had metal paraphernalia
>Cds of slayer and shit in my locker for mobile player
>posters and shit too
>bullying persisted but when I wasns't loving my music and missfit frieinds i was flipping shit on some kid picking on me
>some kid had a crusifix and every morning before mass he would say athesit begone
>silent af in hall waiting to walk to the auditorium
>i start screaming threats
>teachers looking at me
>students laughing
>kid with crusifix petrified ehen i scream im going to throw him down the stairs
>all that happened is I had to go to guidance
>parents never found out cuz i convinced them never to call

I was also thinking the same thing as well

This is a long story, bear with me

> Spring break is over
> texted her a bit
> still not much going on
> after break, practice as usual
> she gets much more forward
> her and I are together most of the time during practice and meets
> frequent hugs or putting an arm around eachother
> pretty much this for a week or so
> other people start to notice
> ask her to go see a movie some time
> she says that sounds great
> decide to go on Sunday
> she wanted to see batman vs superman
> shit movie, but whatever

cont

tf is a zozzle

>taking test, 10th grade
>finish
>have to sit quietly for rest of class
>teacher at her desk, typing
>crawl into this doorway in the back of the room
>it's a hallway with all this biology shit
>walk down hall, past glass that is to another classroom full of people.
>they just stare
>just walk back into my classroom, teacher none the wiser

>have sunday school @ local church school
>put note in desk one night
>no results

underage b&

> no car
> she has no car either
> decide to meet up at noon to catch a 1 pm showing, eat lunch, etc.
> I get there at 11:50 ish
> she isn't there yet
> browse Reddit on my phone while I wait at a table in front of the theater like a normie
> sit there for 30 minutes before I think she might be running late
> texted her a few times and called twice
> no response
> I sat there until two thirty hoping she'd show up
> mfw
> take bus home
> lock myself in my room and feel like shit

Cont.

newfag

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continue pls

theres nothing to continue he went to his room to cry we've all been there

this is the story about how i almost had a threesome (foursome?) with two(three?) ugly gals.
@ this party
this dufus asks me to drive him home
I DUUUUUUUU
drive back bumping to "Paper Planes"
still am.
At the party I ask the best looking gal some shit
Partying like mad doon
End up in the girl whose house it is' bed with first girl and this girl with short dude-like haircut, making out
first girl is biting my neck so fucking bad, it hurts super retarded bitch
making out with the lizard
soon the door opens and this uglier girl is there holding a condom
being the upright chap i am, i get up to get the condom from her
she jukes me
ok, looking back the juker wanted in
ex-girlfriend said she thought in elementary school the juker was a boy
both girls in bed get up
end up getting pictures of my hickey taken while the most betaest of dudes fucks all 25 of my crushes at the same time while i'm crying, forced to imagine it.

>have a half-full bottle

OP you shouldn't have fucked up chicks like the glass is half-full kinda dudes rather than half empty

ben?

newfag get yourself some of these >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>be me
>junior year
>school I went to didn't have too many cliques
>we all just mingled because small school
>I'm bit of a betafag, but have been a lot more social this year
>have Spring Pictures taken
>Alpha guy (let's call him "Jake") gets them somehow
>think they sent it to a study hall I was moved out of and they just stayed there
>Jake finds them and keeps them
>he starts putting them all around the school with his friends
>one day, I hear a story
>this girl and a teacher of mine were talking about me
>they finish the conversation, so the teacher asks everyone to open their books
>tfw a picture of me fell out
>tfw we made "always watching" jokes about me for the rest of the year

> practice again on Monday
> she comes to me and throws her arms around me
> she said she got grounded and she was really sorry, she felt really bad, etc.
> I took the b8
> forgive her, say it's alright
> ask her to the beach the following Sunday
> she says that sounds perfect
> okay, cool
> she is closer to me than usual this week
> no suspicion
> friends ask about her
> still not sure if her and I are actually "dating"
> be Thursday
> swim meet on Friday
> date on Sunday
> texting her, just talking over plans for the beach Le whatever
> I ask her "Hey, I was wondering, are we officially together?"
> "Oh, shit. You didn't know, user? I have a boyfriend"
> "Oh"
> let me remind you that she initially approached me and came on to me
> a few minutes later she asks "All, are we still cool for Sunday? I'm really sorry I didn't tell you...(insert apologizing here)"
> I say yes because I'm her bitch

Cont.

dude thinks Lou Packard & Zach Bassar get all the girls for some reason doesn't think there are social circles, he's from a private school
ends up with the dude dead after so much debauchery, me kinda having to kick his ass, not speaking to him for years, and him commits suicide
I'll tell some stories

>he saved the thumbnail

>highschool
>i didnt want to go
>never went
>dropped out and got my ged

Few weeks ago

>10th grade
Hmmmmmmmm

teacher breaks me & dude up for project
everybody else has a partner, we have to work alone cuz talking too much during work time
we have to have a "conference" with her
he's like "well, i want a partner, who am i going to work with?"
"well...i don't have a partner..."i suggest
mrs.ward, u bitch, u killed Alex!

No, I'm not Ben

> be Friday
> swim meet
> she finds me and starts apologizing again, saying she's happy we are still going
> longasshug.png
> K
> I told my group of friends what had happened
> one of them offers to go to the beach with me and hang out until she shows up, just in case she doesn't
> truefriend.avi
> be Sunday
> friend and I drive down to the beach
> the girl and I agreed to meet at ten at the park on the beach
> wait for 45 minutes
> a few messages and calls, she doesn't respond
> she isn't coming
> friend and I chill at the beach for a bit, then go to my place to play some Halo 3
> day was still salvaged

Cont.