ITT: you post your 5 favorite bands/artists and anons will guess your age, occupation, country...

ITT: you post your 5 favorite bands/artists and anons will guess your age, occupation, country, relationship situation and one other assumption about you. I'll start.

>Electric Wizard
>Bongzilla
>Turbonegro
>Mercyful Fate
>Decide

>blink-182
>Led Zeppelin
>The Doors
>Pink Floyd

Come at me, bro
>AC/DC

Ben folds five
Tally Hall
The Beatles
The Protomen
Pearl Jam

20, temp, USA, possibly have a girlfriend. Probably play guitar.

Mid 30s, Contractor, Canada, Married, Have at least one tattoo you regret

>Queen
>Diao Ye Zong
>The Garlics
>Shy'm
>Christophe Mae

2 cool 4 scool american 18 year old who has long hair and is part of a garage band with some other edgy teens.

>SPM
>Animal Collective
>Summoning
>Wizard
>Alpoko Don

Well, what do you faggots think?

>NF
>Rapture Ruckus
Switchfoot
>For King And Country
>Jonathan Thulin

>Billy Thorpe
>Senser
>Waylon Jennings
>Fleetwood Mac
>311

40, gas station attendant, US, Single, cannabis user

Shit. Flying Blind here 25-30. Prep Cook. Single with prospects. I guess you wear prescription glasses

2/5

19, electrician apprentice, US, dating a girl your age

>the devil wears prada
>killswitch engage
>emmure
>atreyu
>as i lay dying

Let's do this

19 USA sales associate. Girlfriend. Wears flannel and skinny jeans

>Nightwish
>Among amart
>Arch enemy
>wardruna
>ensiferum

Too much dad rock for that I think.

gay

Well yes you got that correct, actually. Any guesses on the other stuff?

20 unemployed usa single I assume you listen to shit tier fake metal bands and cut yourself for attention.

All incorrect. Except the USA part

And
>fake metal bands
Lol

25 to 30 UK Welder. Married I guess you have a beard of considerable length

No
No
No
No
Beard is really short

Eh can't win them all. Good Bands though.

Pretty damn close, actually.

45, Construction contractor, Separated, Australia, you have at least two kids.

Interesting conclusion, but not the case.

Not even close
Sorry user but is true

Young Thug
Migos
Chief Keef
Capo
Lil Yachty

27 Barista, UK, Single, you have good teeth.

>Black Sabbath
>Led Zep
>The Sword
>Massive Attack
>Jel

22 USA. Student. Have Girlfriend. Cannabis enthusiast.

19, college, USA, occasionally get to bang drunks at parties, smalltime dealer even though you don't need the money.

Plebe taste incoming
>Coheed & Cambria
>DJ Okawari
>Senses Fail
>Lil Wayne
>Ellie Goulding

Mid 20s USA. Warehouse Employee Committed relationship. Likes the color green

4/5, I've never done a drug or smoked weed before.

22-25 student usa single likes situation comedy

I'm 18 USA, and I do not go to parties to bang drunks since I have a girlfriend, but if I didn't I probably would do that.
Meant to put 3/5 but either way still really close.

Damn I know I should have made my assumption"thought I was going to assume something racist"

also don't sell drugs*

I'm very white, and I hate niggers.

Black people trying to make a living and niggers are very different.

I'll take 3/5 user I guessed your age wrong?

Yeah, I'm 18 in college.

3/5
Afterschool education and have no romantic life.

Logic
Ariana Grande
Twenty one pilots
Troye Sivan
Kanye West

8

Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.

Incorrect and didn't do all of the questions :)

16 usa kissless virgin professional newfag. wandered in with a poorly constructed troll.

Kanye West is overrated

but
>18-22
>Works in Retail
>USA
>Just broke up with girlfriend
>Skinny Jeans

>King Crimson
>Opeth
>Meshuggah
>Steven Wilson
>Haken

Wrong, whiter than mayo.

you got 3 wrong. The broke up with girl friend, works in retail, and 18-22 one. But the rest are surprisingly right.

Nice dubs. 25-29. USA. Landscaper Single but still get to fuck. You have oat one point had long hair

Give it a go.
In no particular order
> Steeleye Span
> Iron Maiden
>Sabaton
>Rammstein
> Mike Oldfield

>clutch
>nine inch nails
>metallica
>pink floyd
>xploding plastix

Slim Jesus
Chief keef
Moon man
Kendrick Lamar
My chemical romance

Mid 30s Denmark Bartender Married or engaged. You have at least two neckties

>Cage the Elephant
>MGMT
>Metallica
>Mystery Skulls
>Rush

>underage b&
>stealing moms credit card
>USA
>single and ready to mingle
>wears skinny jeans

35 usa committed relationship mill worker. You have a daughter

Steely Dan/Donald Fagan
Police/Sting
Doobie Brothers/Michael McDonald
Beatles/Paul McCartney
Enya

Close. Mid 30's. Engaged. Australia. Work at a chicken ranch. I don't own a single tie

>Bones
>Deltron3030
>Ultramagnetic Mcs
>Yung Lean
>eminem

try me faggots

Guess again

25 Sales usa have girlfriend. Had an emo haircut at least once

Literally who are any of these except Eminem

are you new to the internet?

48, miss the good old days, smoke a lot of weed but don't tell your kids

>Animal Collective
>Primus
>Pink Floyd
>The Velvet Underground
>Sufjan Stevens

Nope.

19 usa student single with prospects vapes

perfect

damn, user, all but the weed. 2 outta 3 ain't bad though

I don't know who half of these bands in this thread are.

I done got old.

Mid 30s Married USA desk job was reckless before settling down into being an adult. Lives comfortably

>Bones
>LiL Peep
>Yung Lean
>Tag Shai
>DXCT
I bet most of you don't know what I'm talking about

18-20, New York, College student, some kind of humanities major

Hell yeah one for OP

18 single vapes or smokes weed probably isnt even in college yet

Lol fuck no, not even close bro

>glanced
>thought I saw "yung peen"
I'm old.

It's cool most of them are shit anyway

Close, just switch out humanities for film and then you're pretty spot on

13, edgy, 9 pubes but you shave them because they itch

>Seether
>Nicole Dollanganger
>Crywank
>Kevin Devine
>Nekrogoblikon
Why not

I don't expect to get them right

You're right about me smoking weed but the rest is wrong

Tisch?

Kek

The fall of troy
Lil yachty
Dylan brady
Death grips
Clipping.

>Pink Floyd
>Daft Punk
>Pink Guy
>Aerosmith
>George Micheal
Go.

Grab your glasses, mate

>Mastodon
>Between the Buried and Me
>Intronaut
>Textures
>Kendrick Lamar

*sigh* I'm probably gonna get shit for this...

>Tool
>Chevelle
>Deftones
>Steven Wilson
>Pendulum

Nah, and i left out being in Chicago

>16
>thinks their taste in music is superior

Someone who thinks they have a really diverse musical taste, but actually doesn't know why they like what they claim they like.

>mastadon is shit tier prog metal

>OM
>Acid Witch
>Church of Misery
>High on Fire
>Ziggy Stardust era David Bowie