Okay Sup Forumsros, I'm gonna get my first bj tomorrow from a friend with benefits. Any tips on how to prep/what to do?

Okay Sup Forumsros, I'm gonna get my first bj tomorrow from a friend with benefits. Any tips on how to prep/what to do?

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Shower. Don't have a smelly dick. Try not to cum instantly.

Pinneaple was a thing, wasn't it?
Well, fruits and vegetables in general, while meat and fatties were a nono

BJ's are overhyped
>inb4 virgin
>inb4 girl doesnt do it right
>inb4 cutfag

should I just shower normally to make sure I dont have a smelly dick, or do I have to do anything specific

This.
Especially if she has bad teeth.

>take shower
>let her suck on penis
>???
>cum
>tell her to swallow

Avoid coffee and cigarettes, ex said those made cum taste like shit

Yes

i think so. ya. Hope this helps :)

she has good teeth and has given BJ's before, so I'm not too concerned, I'm just concerned for how I'll do lmao

How fat is she. Like a fucking house, or Pitch Perfect fat?

He. It's a man.

OP here, can confirm it's a girl

You'll probably cum instantly. Unless you've been doing a lot of hand stuff. Mostly everyone cums instantly when someone else touches their dick for the first time.

fucc

eat fruit, have a shower right before your gonna
go over to her/his place or before they get to
your place. you could even pat your cock with a
bit of scented baby powder keep that area clean
dry and smelling nice. As long as you can hold
your cum for a couple minutes its fine girls don't
like it when it takes forever when it comes to
bjs. After you cum have a shower and pressure
her into round two aka sex, fuck it your already
that far buy condoms just in case shes down.

also shave your tree

I find BJs to be the absolute best.
I Creampie my gf constantly and sometimes do anal, but blowing in her mouth from a wet BJ is absolutely the best

If you haven't been doing hand stuff than I recommend jerking off before hand if you want it to last longer.

My diet is a fuckload of red meat and beer, my gf never complains but I imagine it's pretty bad

>getting first bj advice from Sup Forums
kek

this is the first time her and I are doing anything and she told me she wants to blow me

thanks my dude, I appreciate it

>BJs are overhyped

Maybe try receiving one instead of giving one.

kek

shower, fruit can make ur cum taste better or so i hear.. avoid asparagus, so i hear.. don't have a gigantic bush.. at least trim ur pubes up .. common courtesy.. i wouldn't fap beforehand.. she doesn't want it to take forever and she might get offended and think she did something wrong if she can't get you off lol ... finally.. return the favor.. eat that pussy and / or fuck her if you can after.. might as well go for broke.

I'm nervous as fuck

Don't get stage fright xd

Just do your best not to blow your load as soon as she touches your dick. If you can make it that far than you're golden

First time I got a BJ I struggled to cum
The first time I had sex though, she was on top sliding down onto me and I nutted the moment it got all the way in, no condom. Pretty bad

Fucking this.
OP hope you're not like me. During actual sex I last like 10-20 minutes. But a girl could spend an hour sucking my cock and I still wouldn't cum. Maybe the chicks I was with just didn't do it that good idk, I always had to finish by hand as they sucked my head-

I'm a one pump chump so as soon as my gf touched my dick for the first time I exploded

It ain't porn, don't shove her head into your dick. Let her do the work, sit back, and relax. Tell her she's a good girl, every minute or so.

What the other two said, if she's willing to blow you. She's most n likely willing to smash. Probably doesn't want to seem super cock thirsty or whatever. Def drop some hints if she isn't. Good luck user

Congrats, I fucking miss blowjobs. Blowjobs are legit like 10x better than sex

Who plans blow jobs? Also, chill the fuck out, shit is cash and you'll do fine, she's just sucking your dick. It's not like she wants to be stuck doing it for an especially long time either, so your inexperience is more than likely in your favor, as long as you don't jizz in your pants.

BJs are good foreplay, but nothing else. I have never cum from a BJ; received them from half a dozen different girls. Would rather have sex.

i have no problem blowing my load from a good blowjob.. there's no reason to be nervous about a blowjob.. all you gotta do is lay back and enjoy.. she's gonna do all the work.. feels fucking great man.. if you don't know how to eat pussy.. learn up lol coz she'll sure appreciate you going down on her and will be a lot more willing to keep blowing you or to fuck you, if you know how to eat pussy and can get her off.

>it ain't porn
>tell her she's good girl

lolwut

if I'm gonna return the favor, I gotta learn how. Any tips, or should I just google it lol

I find that, if she is only using her mouth, it's hard to cum.
Now if she is using mouth and a hand (or two), it's incredible. Especially if it's really wet or oiled, literally better than sex IMO. The hardest loads I ever blow are in her mouth

watch real lesbian porn, they're the best at it

Lick everything focus on clit.
Rub clit while you tounge her.
If you're not doing to well with straight oral, finger her and lick the clit

Get tips from her, girls are all different and know what they personally like best.

Focus on the clit (top, little bump thing. You'll feel it).
I try to use mostly tongue but also a bit of whole mouth as well, sort-of softly biting. Hard to explain, it works though.
She says a guy she was with before would just straight up lick her vagina like a fucking dog and if felt like nothing. Don't do that

if you don't know how, then don't worry about it for now.. just relax and enjoy a blowjob. no need to put extra pressure on yourself.. if you want to learn.. check out this:

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but you're not going to turn into a pussy eating master overnight, so you'll have to practice.. lol

Be nice to him, tell him to shave his mustache

Put chili flakes on your tip to give them a spicy treat

OP, I'm gonna need you to report back after. I gotta know how this goes.

what does pussy taste like, that's the real question. If it really tastes like wet nickels, I'll prob gag

absolutely, I got you

sweat and piss

Usually, I find that it doesn't really taste like anything and has hardly any flavour.
Occasionally there's a bit of an unpleasant taste that's hard to describe, but it isn't unbearable

skin

just a bj, what a loser
let me guess bj with a trany

BJs are not that great. My girlfriend can't suck dick, she has no clue what she's doing even after instructing her.

Make her swallow

Well it kinda stands to reason that if she'd bad at it, they won't be great for you
A BJ from a girl who knows how to give one is fantastic

>beta virgin confirmed

I have unfortunately never experienced it from a girl who knows what she is doing.

Nothing special. Just give it a good wash so make sure you get everything that's around the hood.
Shave too. Don't have be everything. Just the shaft and area surrounding. The blow job will be better is your nasty pubes aren't choking her.
And if you really want her to suck you good, make her come first. So finger or eat her til she's in the slit zone then feed her the dick.

Remove as much smegma as you can. Dort be a Nigger and make sure you showered within the last 14 days!

Most important: take Pix for us!!

Roll your balls in cinnamon

I'll add to that: the best I find is 69-ing.
I make her come a couple times as she starts to suck me, and then she just fucking goes to town on my cock
>Hearing her moaning around a mouthful of your dick is pretty hot

Just make sure u aren't wearing the same colour underwear as he is - total faggot faus pax

Taste depends on how much she's cleaned up. Really clean pussycat is a joy to eat. Taste like nothing til her juices start going.
When eating pussy you want to keep her guessing. So instead just ducking her clit, you wanna do a couple licks up the slit and barely allow your tongue to touch her clitoris as it passes.

OP here, I'll keep you all posted within the next 48 hours hopefully, so keep a look out on Sup Forums. I'm signing off for now, its 2:30am and I pulled an all nighter last night so I need to make up for it. Wish me luck, I'll keep you guys posted.

OP Fuck that. What you wanna do is dip your balls in a bowl of lemon juice immediately after shaving your scrotum.

kek

Don't beat it until it happens. That way you can blow a huge load all over her

doublekek

be sure to not say anything when you are about to nut and also ram your cock down her throat right when you begin to nut. guaranteed to get a bj from her whenever you want if you do this.

I've never actually cum on my gf except once by accident (accidentally pulled out and blew on her stomach)
I don't really see the appeal: cumming inside or down her throat is the absolute fucking bomb

Oh don't beat your shit after your shower unless you clean your dick thoroughly afterwards. Women can taste dried cum on your cock.
My ex used to complain about it

got a pic of her

Either way, I think girls are impressed by huge cum loads. They love cum

>how
theyr doing it, WRONG, ma nig

this guy gets it

Bring a grapefruit