What's the biggest regret you have?

What's the biggest regret you have?

replying in this shitty thread

banging your mom

Discovering porn

Moving to California when I was 8 years old.
>tfw all of my stuff from my childhood is in a storage locker in Arizona and all of my friends don't remember me
>tfw none of my friends from California don't remember me either

Man I miss the 64 has some classic games..the turoks were awesome..i know it's wasn't too good but I liked the castlevania 64 thought it was sweet..

>tfw brain turned off halfway through that last sentence and I forgot grade school grammar principles

why dont you get your stuff

Not being an asshole in school and not caring about what people thought of me. I was never truly myself.

Dropping out. Or playing WoW. They kind of go hand in hand.

Mostly not fucking people i could have fucked. Other than that, not playing the lotto one time when I guessed the numbers correctly... would have been nice, but I'm not one to play against ridiculous odds.

Being fat in high school and not reading as much as I should have

Never playing Majora's Mask : (

> inb4 emulator

I know I can emulate it but I can't appreciate it well enough now with the improvements in modern technology.

Dude the lotto numbers came out exactly like my I'd number.I known this number by heart. I missed out on 100 thousand dollars.

The Turkok series was amazing. I wish they'd make more with the current consoles

That should have done anything I ever wanted without regret.

I think I missed out on 280 million? It was years ago.

Ben Franklin was an idiot and didn't know what he was talking about.

Starting smoking

Ah yes. . . The regret of not fucking people you could have. That regret only keeps getting better as you age into a wrinkled prune and the thought of having sex with you makes girls gag.

dating a narcissistic trans man

(woman->man)

I could never get out of the maze with the chainsaw, I panicked Everytime, fuck I woulda slapped the shit out of me if I went back

Being born.

They did and no one cared

Choosing to be straight. Looks MUCH easier for gay guys to have sex but I just CAN'T be attracted to them anymore.

You buying Rogue Squadron for 50 fucking dollars.

I'm not having that problem...

I had a great car and I was an attractive teen, so I had lots of opportunities. I just did't take most of them because of paranoia about diseases and what others would think of me. I should have fucked every one of them that wasn't risky, even the semi-attractive ones.

Now, I'm 36 and still fairly attractive. And I do fuck more people. There's just a lot of pussy I should have been getting. Also, I should have been way more open about my interests back then, even if it would have been too much for some of them.

TL;DR: If you're younger and reading this, fuck everyone and don't be shy about your kinks. You'll regret it later.

I bought Superman 64 at Walmart when I was a kid and gave up on the single player. Played the flying bumper car multiplayer mode it had that night and couldn't sleep knowing I blew my load on that shit

Getting involved with her, and that other bitch

>anymore

There's always a her, and an inevitable other bitch.

It's a universal constant.