Thinking of getting a sex doll

thinking of getting a sex doll.

suggestions?

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Buy 26 of them and reenact sandy hook

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$1000 bucks for silicon ? pfft

Your better off buying an escort op

Buy a cheap blow-up doll to see if this is really for you.

I suggest you buy me one too.

>escort = one use/purchase
>sex doll = infinite use/purchase
It's a better long-term investment

But you don't look like a creep with the doll, if you buy escorts your're normal, though you probably have no friends so go ahead user. Can't tell you how to spend your money.

anyone on here own one?

Are women with sex toys creeps?

if its human like then yes, by that i mean real to the touch

i ain't going to have this pointless agurement

god speed user, don't get rug burn fucking those things

For the cost of a blowup doll you could fly to cambodia and have sex with a different 14 year old girl every day for a month

You are so beta for asking this question user.

Men aren't suppose to fuck fantasies. You're suppose to fuck your dream girl.

>wish i could just fuck the doll once

That might be worth it if it wasn't so damn expensive.

I'd go loli Asian, I'm 37 and jacked and get an OK amount of puss, but sometimes you don't want all the Bullshit that comes along with dating and hookups. Problem is cost, where to store it and clean up. If they cleaned out easy, we're compact and around 500 for a good one I would in a second

If u where here now i would fucking torture u until u begged for mercy.. There is a special place in hell for u

Having a dildo or even a flashlight is not the same thing as having a $1000 life sized doll

This is some sad shit lmfao permavirgin confirmed

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Special place in hell for doll-fuckers? I meant I would get the loli Asian real doll you fuckwit, it's one of the popular designs. If we're talking actual Asian I prefer them mid twenties and I've had more than a few

. it's called your house

don't. just use your hands. not worth it.

Men suck at sex fur exactly this autistic go for it attitude

wat?

Suggest killing yourself.
Or going outside.

have a good fap and ask yourself after if you still want it.

Having a dildo=/=having a $1,000 full-sized sex doll.

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Short answer: No
Long answer: Noooooooooo

Max out the tits... of course.

Get an escort OP. Warmer, wetter, and if all else fails, you can pay them to act like a doll.

Yeah but still max out the tits.

suicide

there will be a moment, user, right after you cum.
where your eyes look at that cold, lifeless body and you shift the weight of this intimate object off to the side so you collect yourself.
the thought will pop in your head where you think "jesus, i spent THIS much because i wanted to nut?'
and unlike a prostitute, you have to heft this silicon object and hang it in your closet, or hid it under your bed, or squeeze it somewhere out of sight because it's an embarrassment.
you'll then think "well, whatever; i bought it and it's close to the real thing. plus, i can fuck it whenever."
but it isn't close. it's sad and lonely and a constant reminder of how much you want the real thing.
...and it costs some serious cash - not enough to hate yourself, but enough to where you resent the purchase a little bit.
and this thought gets progressively more frequent after every orgasm.
after a while you won't fuck it as much. really, it is quite a bit of trouble to pull out, set up, lube up, clean... it's easier to just jerk it to porn.
that's when it turns from a sex toy to some stupid hunk of junk you bought and hide from the world; wondering how you're going to move it when you get a new place or hid it from some chick.
then, some day, you have to dispose of it. why? any number of reasons you're thinking about right now.
all because you got bored with your hand. which is free.
and reusable.
and not embarrassing.

>You're supposed to do everything that you have been told to do.

Well said

"been told to do"

So you would rather fuck a doll than who ever you have a big crush on???

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Get a white girl. Nobody wants to bang a nigger or spic segs doll.

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Hahaha, kids.

arent those like $2k?

donate money to me instead OP

this

In a perfect world, yes I would rather fuck the real woman. But I've been screwed over enough by women, and seen other men get screwed over enough to realize that the best thing is to do whatever is best for me. That does not involve wasting my money and hounding after women.

BTW, I don't have a doll. I jerk off for free.

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Please be a troll..

>escorts
>normal
>being on Sup Forums

What a perfect cunt you are

Buy a 4' teddy bear and a fleshlight. Some scissors, super glue, fabric, needle and thread... make the teddy bear a sex doll. Post abusing it online.

you wouldnt because youre a fucking faggot

You are not over the age of 18.

>DON'T

Stop allowing women to control your sexuality, you fucking beta male.

Get one that looks like Taylor swift and have segs with it while u talk to her on 4chen.

elliot rodger? is that you?

i thought he died

This

used realdolls are a thing apparently...
Just think about that for a bit.

The voice of reason.

Just get a tattoo of your forehead saying pathetic cunt. It will be cheaper but have the same effect as the doll.

Someday you will grow up, and realize how bad men get railroaded in the family court system. Until then, just go back to bed. You need to be well rested for band camp.

user here with a realdoll ama

Bump

How is it. How hard is it to clean

Pics?

Is it worth? How much you pay?

It's a real pain. The silicon leaks out oil over time making the doll oily sticky if you don't clean it often. You have to use baby powder to get rid of the stickiness.

nope

I paid a few grand for it. Non-amerifag here so it did cost me extra.

I will add the realdoll 2 has a removable vagina insert kinda like a fleshlight which helps but you still gotta clean the doll head to toe.

Rate the experience 1-10
Rate overall satisfaction 1-10

G.Wash and Da Muthafuckin Franklin smokin weed.jpg
>wisdom.

>You're suppose to fuck your dream girl.
>rapist mentality
i just fuck the hottest girl at the club

She's gorgeous. What's wrong with me? Even married to an Asian already - so non basement.

I must say after several years since I've had the doll I find myself jerking off rather than fucking my doll. But it's nice to have it there for when I'm in the mood.

I also have peace of mind knowing that I don't have any STDS or whatever, and I've saved heaps of money over the years not worrying about dating whores.

I also like the fact I can dress her any way I want and touch her anyway I want and not be judged for it. Also I can cum as fast as want then get on with my life doing something else.

It costed me money but it also saved me money and gave me peace of mind. Even if I don't fuck her much any more I still think it was worth it. 10/10 would bang.

Depending what your expectations are there are downsides (she can't hug, kiss, talk to you) but for me it was good enough.

Cool story bro. Post quality dollies. Preferably Asian in style.

for that much money, you can just buy a real woman in Southeast Asia

Post pics of your doll

i guess you dont know the meaning of 'having sex'

Sex with ecorts is way more rewarding, this worth it.

nope

Well that's just disappointing

>nextschoolshooter.jpg

Why?

havocscope.com/black-market-prices/human-trafficking-prices/

Nope, you can buy a child for less in some places, but the prices for women have gone up, apparently.
>Women from Vietnam to China: $11,800 to purchase [a] wife

Pics or never happened

>not worrying about dating whores.
>implying

I think you missed one.
"Women from North Korea (by age): $1,066 (20s)"

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>Girls from Mozambique: $2
kek

Those real dolls and assorted knock offs are a pain to have. You can't cum inside them unless you want the difficult task of getting your spunk out of there every time directly after and even then there is dried cum residue that cakes inside. They are a pain to store if you want to store them. They are heavy as shit. The material will start to fall apart and gain weird tears and other shit. And fuck getting rid of the things. And excessive use even with lube will lead to penis injuries and sometimes infections. The holes become a cesspool of bacteria.

Just get a real one, its cheaper and it feels better

But errone sad I don gotta wrry bout dem sdts

>fucking lowlife scums

So what you are saying is that you fuck it till your dick drops off

Sounds like how I felt about my ex-wife... like exactly.

get a GF instead or buy a whore if you can't.

Not "me" lets just say I'm in a business where I see a lot of guys who buy things like this and they don't take precausions. I.E. fucking their toys dry, not cleaning the toys properly, or as you say fucking it until their dicks are torn and bloody.
Buy a Onahole or one of those fuck me silly deals and save yourself a few hundred and the hassle of having a giant fuck mannequin sitting around in your house.

Now I want to jerk off to pictures of these sex dolls.

the beta is strong in this one

This nigga is fucking right. 100% right.

Also sounds like the voice of experience, but hey ho. He's correctomondo.

Fpbp.
Holy shit.

you've transcended and become the god of cuckolds

Any more pics of those?

i thought normalfags are hated here.