I have a pretty terrifying story that happened today

I have a pretty terrifying story that happened today
>Be me, at the park watching son and his friend
>Bored as fuck while they have fun
>Sitting on a bench looking at news and shit on my phone to kill time
>Notice quite a few people playing pokemon go
>One girl who's in ear shot of me is standing by a tree playing the game
>She looks 18-20, prob a college student
>Some guy holding his phone approaches her
>He looks older, definitly in his 30's
>Starts asking about which team has the gym or some bullshit, I don't play the game
>After a brief conversation he starts ask her to come drive around with him and catch pokemon
>"Ok, but I have to be back here in 30 minutes"
>He assures her that he'll bring her back
>I sat at that park for another hour, didn't see him drop her off

Did I just witness a kidnapping and not say anything?

Why the fuck do you care?

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cp. It did not happen. Cp. Mods. Mods.

Feel extra bad if there is amber alert.

u wot m8?

lol nice story original poster

Yeah satan, sure thing it did not happen.

Summer is almost over

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Its ok, it was just Joey Salads making a new prank video

Probably, go report that shit.

Its ok guys, I don't think its real

You just witnessed a hookup. One you missed out on. She was probably down to fuck anybody.

Holy shit. posting in epic thread.

>epic thread
>5th page

You have low standards of epic, user

Sounds like there is one less dumb bitch in the world. That's Darwinism. That is how we become stronger. Just leave it be.

Maybe an epic fail

>tfw you learn its not 2007 anymore

LE NOSTALGIIA CTITIC LOL MAY MAT XD

where did you hide her OP?

the fuck are you even trying to say?

>le Nostalgia Critic lol may may XD

ok, thank you user

The dude was laying the pipe on that college student. Dont worry about it

Because he's a good person

You're welcome.