Whats the worst thing you have ever done?

Whats the worst thing you have ever done?


the worst thing i have done is catfish someone with this picture

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i physically assaulted my ex-gf and burned her friends things in a righteous fire.

threw a chair at someone

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.

You fucker!

ban check

i jacked off to shemale porn and liked it

When we were kids my brother and I trapped our sister under a blanket as a joke. Wouldn't let her out. It gave her claustrophobia.

She looks cool. Why would you catfish someone just because she had that picture?

dark shit

me and two others pissed in a school milk and gave it to a dude in 2 grades under us, he drank it all up, afterwards he realized it was tasting like piss

when i was 6 i broke a cough sweet in half and put dogshit in the center and gave it to a disabled kid in my class and she ate it, i later tried to get her to get her boobs out, which she obviously never had, not even the worst thing ive ever done

shat in the urinals at school

bullshit.

I have catfished online before just as a social experiment.

I have found that gay dudes are more desperate than women.

And that women will spread their legs for money, gifts and six pack abs.

So being a straight male...the deck is stacked against you some.

But knowing the rules you can take advantage of them.

>Keep your money.
>Only promise gifts but never deliver.
>Go to gym.

The benefit here is you will be healthy and be able to get and do the things you want.

thats disgusting

Thats weak. I catfished a guy as revenge (long story), got nude pics and posted on them on his Facebook. He literally cried.

Reminds me of a time when I rubbed a sugar cube in a pile of dogshit and gave it to a guy 2 grades above me. The 6th graders were having a classy event involving sugar cubes, Idk. The kid ate it in one bite and I Kekus pretty fucking hard!right after. He never found out

Cat fished a guy while pretending to be a minor and got him to piss on his parents carpet, then sent all the screen shots to his family and now ex girlfriend. They broke up because of me.
>Proof
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Dude that's pretty harsh but if he was stupid enough to include ways of identifying himself in the pics or to no block you on fb he kinda deserves it.

oh god. honestly. some of there people here are psychotically deranged, you should seriously consider killing yourself

how could he not smell or see it? lol

Amazing master

Ha I remember when that was relevant around here.

That's not even bad you fucking faggot Nigger. I suggest you go to Reddit where the other gay retards are because Sup Forums might be a little too fucking adult for your pussy mind

triggered faggot

Because EVERYONE had them and I just asked peeps if they wanted one(I had four others in my hand) and this guy was like HELL YEAH and I plopped it in his hand
>Made sure that shit stain was face down
>then he threw it into his mouth
>kekusmaximus.jpg
>He never found out, or tasted it for some reason

can imagine how funny it would have been

i dont know. i think i might be a psycho.

I don't seed my torrents.

*Grabs by throat*
UM, BACK OFF?

Shitpost

I like people.

>I work in medical, I deal with people who are legit crazy. Not 'I am sad my mommy won't give me $1 million', I mean card-carrying, time in a padded room, sedate them so they don't physically attack people crazy.
>HIPAA laws mean I can't really say shit
>One day this guy I am friendly with (lots of mutual friends, but he and I sometimes clash) brings this girl to a party
>Know her. Actual schizo, of the 'voice in my head told me to kill the puppy, so I did' variety
>She is stable on drugs for long stretches, but nothing lasts for very long - every 6-12 months she needs a little time in a facility while they tune her dosages
>Real shame, too: blonde but narrow waist, curvy, great singing voice, liked to dance. Whole sexy package, other than the insanity.
>Anyway, he met her that week, brought her. She was super nice.
>Week later he and I are at a party, he thinks she's the one. I say something like, 'oh, always get to know people. Meet her family, talk to her friends' etc. Trying to make sure he learns about the murderous madness, you know?
>Don't see him for 2 months, then hear he proposed!!!!!
>Make sure I go to a guys night out where he will be, make my way over.
>Everyone is buying him drinks, so he is tipsy (lightweight)
>I say something like, 'wow, that was fast, are you sure you shouldn't get to know her better?'
>He just starts cursing me, calling me names, claiming I'm just jealous because he is enough of a man to get a girl like her and I will have to settle for a blow up doll, etc.
>Fine, fuck it. I left
>He married her just 3 month later, which is fucked up.
>Within weeks mutual friends are telling me they are having trouble
>She said he beat her - not a mark on her. All sorts of intense fights, sometimes in public. Just fucked up
>Just 2 months after the wedding he comes home and she's trying to burn down their apartment building. Explains the voices made her.
>Off she goes
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Went to a party once with some of my friends and gf and some guy was trying to chat my gf up

so i start talking to him and keep giving him shots of vodka until he's completely wasted and everyone falls asleep

me and my friend drag him outside, put my arm on his elbow and pull up as hard as I can, snap his arm clean

didn't even wake up, everyone convinced he fell over wasted

oh god user, what did he do when he woke up?

Monitoring

yeah go ahead

>about a month later I get some work in the facility caring for her
>Look at her chart - the meds just aren't doing much. With her type of issue the older she gets the less meds can help
>She might never leave.
>About a week later I bump into him as she's visiting
>He is obviously fucked up emotionally
\>He knows what I do, asks me if there is anything he can do
>Say 'Yes. Some will tell you that she will only get worse. Not if you love her enough. If you stay with her, visit as often as possible, and keep proving your love she might eventually get better.'
>'Really?'
>'No, you stupid fuck. Remember that night at the bar, when you cursed me out? I was trying to tell you to look into her past without breaking the law, but you were far to smart to listen. Now you have to decide: are you going to stay married to her, or abandon her to rot away in a mental institution?'

Had to pay a webcam whore to do signed pics to prove i was a girl lol. was easy enough after that to get nude pics and add me on facebook.

he got what he deserved, fucking prick

I went home but he went hospital, this was ages ago, I wouldn't do anything like it now

>He stayed married, he still visits her all the time
>Refuses to 'leave her to rot'
He takes so many anti-depressants that he rattles when he walks

must have hurt like shit the day after

.... And then?

You little piece of shit

I assassinated Abraham Lincoln

I've been fucking this girl for the past decsde by just threatening to post her pics onlne and she gives in. Stjpid bitch even takes more pics and vids for me to blackmail her with. At this point I'm up to damn near 10 gigs

You're a little bitch. He probably didnt even know she was your girl you fucking faggot and you were too much of a pussy to confront him sober.

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Nice try fuckboy

Been born a nigger.

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I witnessed two friends get completely fried by underground power lines while working in Holland. I quit that day

Here's the original file then, I was just being lazy and uploaded the first one I could get to.

i steal pantys from my female friends
not my girlfriends though

Wrong thread. I got the worst thing you've seen mixed up with the worst thing you've done

Why were you allowing your friends to smoke weed on the job?

don't stick your dick in crazy... true as fuck

can't tell if bait of painfully new

I assume the meme is Holland, but I truly don't understand

I fucked this cute girl for 2 years and told her we'd get married, but I eventually dropped contact with her after she graduated and started going to middle school. I had to leave my job and find somewhere else to work.

You said you let your friends get fried on the job

Kek, had to reread that a few times to get it. Been hanging around Normies too much to pick up on shit like that right away anymore

underrated post

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry

fried means getting stoned/fucked up

Yeah I only picked up on that after posting. To be honest it's sort of hard for me to laugh at but thank you for the joke anyway

en wat doe je nu voor werk?

Not going to attempt to respond in Dutch cause I can't spell for shit but I was in pipe laying/ civil construction so a lot of underground work but now I'm in asphalt laying and production

aah oke oke, hoop dat je het snel vergeet en dat het goed gaat!

Hurt a woman I loved deeply and can never take it back.

Choked my ex till she passed out and came inside her

assaulted a guy with a knife when I was 14

was in like a "gang" not tattoos and graffiti but used to hang around with the kids in my area and we'd fight with kids from other areas. Nothing too serious until one group started bringing weapons. One guy in particular used a sharpened screwdriver on my mate so the next time we battled with them I slashed him with a stanley knife quite bad and stabbed him in the belly

Same, I just want her to be happy now with or without me.

Dank je
Also I'm not Dutch, I just worked there

This is a fetish of mine

This

I knew i wasnt alone best orgasm ive ever had was after feeling her body go limp

I strangled a cat

yeah iknow but i get my point across much better that way, i think dutch is a little more nicer to say it in. where ya from m80

Well I haven't done it yet but I'm trying really hard to identify and kill a guy who cat fished me with that picture

Pushed a retard into a standing urinal, resulting in an ambulance ride to the hospital where he stayed for 3 days.

Gym at my highschool was fucked up

>First half of the year, nice big gym
>group of us sitting listening to music and chilling cuz teacher was chill
>orphaned basketball rolls over to group
>group of girls across gym playing volleyball
>pick up basketball, dribble it while sitting
>ball escapes me, slowly rolls over towards volleyball game
>immediately lose interest as I am now staring at ass
>balls rolls right under cute girl when she is in midair
>some crazy trained circus seal shit, she lands on the ball, bounces the volleyball off of her face and rockets up onto the net
>lands face first with a crack
>broken arm and absolute bedlam
>dental plan
>never accept responsibility for accident, no one but me saw it happen
>I was too worried about ass to warn the girl not to die

Fapped to my 9yo cousin vacation pics on fb, jizzed on the screen to cap it off. I was 14.

You must be retarded.

Ireland originally but have been out of the country nearly 15 years now, living in australia but lived in America, France Holland and for a brief period before the uprising Libya

>half a year later kid angry at VP throws a fucking D cell battery at this old dudes head (like 72 years old)
>gets caught arrested and expelled for attempted fucking murder of a senior citizen
>gets out on bail
>burns school gym down
>all gym from then on was in this shitty spare gym they had since the 40's

that sounds awesome tbh, atleast if you're not living on the brink of poverty

>shitty gym has shittier lockeroom
>weird metal grating utility closet area, basically a 5 foot tall pen cage deal for balls and shit
>empty
>eventually some of the jocks force a few of the dorky kids into the cages
>after first 3 months weekly surprise steel cage golden showers
>by the end of the year every male in that gym had peed on at least another male
>new kid joins before the last 3 months of school is up
>21 gun salute
>kid named pissmop for the entire next year
>ends up stabbing kid for bully

cheated on my gf with a black guy

>during rebuilding of new gym the fucking idiots doing the roofing leave a tar machine turned on up on the roof
>catches fire spilling hot fucking tar all over the place making even more of a mess
>school smells like soot and shit for 3 years later
>get reputation in town as the school that smells like shit where the kids burn it down once a year and piss on each other for fun
>teacher one day brings fucking roadkill to school for us to study
>he then tells us all that he was a real love machine (wat)

>What's the worst thing you've ever done thread
>poorly typed, autism tier story
>not even the worst thing I've ever done
What is your purpose?

One time at work I took a little frosted choclate donut and wrote on the bathroom wall with it in big sweeping cursive: "ITS GOOD TO BE BACK, AMERICA"

I sucked a dick one time- but I'm not really gay.

I did not kill myself

Worst thing I ever did was marry my wife. When I met her she was 19 and really hot. We dated for a while and then moved in together. She was ok with anything I wanted to do in or out of bed. She gets pregnant. We get married. She gets pregnant again. Everything is still good between us. As soon as my second daughter is born her mother who she hated dies. Wife becomes psycho bitch. Everything is a problem. Hates everyone and everything. She starts banging guys left and right behind my back. I talk to a lawyer he says its hit or miss if I get the kids. I stay with her. Too afraid she'll have a different guy banging her every night in front of my daughters.

I use to tour with dead heads.. never liked the music but i saw the business opportunity, got a kit together and sold out at every show.. wouldn't have a single product left accept for my head stash of weed.
One year i went to worm town.
With a bunch of my ... business partners..
We left our stuff and went to enjoy a show, only to come back to finding someone took a good portion of everyones shit..
So.. we found who it was.

We then tied them to a tree and fed them a sheet of acid.
As it kicked in one of us started playing ave maria, then dropped droplets of water on his forhead..

I left before they finished. But i know he never came back from that trip.

You sucked one dick and everyone calls you a cocksucker?

here is the worst thing i have ever done:

>went to a very questionable website
>while using my neighbors wifi
>entered text in a reply text box
>selected all images of trees
>clicked the 'post' button
>watched as anonymous people were shocked by what i wrote

i still feel so dirty inside

same I catsifh somebody with pics of "ness-chan"
he payed 80 bucks on amazon gift cards, I stopped doing it after the rumors of her being underage