My girlfriend just recently expressed her interest to try anal...

My girlfriend just recently expressed her interest to try anal. I'm really excited by this but know that if I fuck it up the first time, I might turn her off it completely. So Sup Forums, what's your advice for first time anal? Will bump with anal pics

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stick it in the ass

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It's overrated. There is a perfectly good self lubricating soft warm inviting hole two inches away.

I'm not saying don't try it. You may like it. Just I didn't care much for it as the guy. And it wasn't worth putting my gf through that discomfort.

Lots of lube and stretch it first with 1-2 fingers then go in with dick. If not it will hurt her.

Also, dildo in vagina will make it feel 10x better while fucking.

Okay, now that I've got step one down, what's next?

This, but carefully.

>make her she makes poops first
>foreplay will help loosen her up (figuratively and literally)
>use way too much lube
>warm her up with a finger or two first
>go slow at first. like inchworm slow
>don't go ass to mouth or ass to puss

you may need to relube at some point. use water-based lubricant and use it LIBERALLY

it's just grainier pussy.

Don't ever use water as any type of lubricant. If you don't have any already go on Adam and Eve, they have a section for lubes. I'd get some massage oil too, just for a nice treat and a foreplay turn on.

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porn is misleading.
just let me leave you with this ...you cannot smell porn ;-)

Me

Before someone calls me on this, I meant don't use pure water. Water based lubricants are designed for sex.
Water isn't.

*make sure she poops first

i haven't been sleeping much this week, pardon my fucktardery

Ever try a vibrator in the vagina while fucking ass?

>it's just grainier pussy.
I see, and this picture shows that:

>underage detected

My first time was in the shower with my girlfriend. Its going to hurt no matter what you do, after a while just shove that dick in. Its like ripping off a band aide. After a few minutes it'll feel great for her.

>don't go ass to mouth or ass to puss

Kek y not?

Stick a finger in her butt while your eating her out.

Cause that poster is an old timey amish puritan and it would rustle his jimmies

how the fuck do you come to that conclusion?
OP, every girl i've fucked in the ass has had a shit smell during anal, even after flushing her ass out for 20mins beforehand, it's overrated

As I suspected.

faggot

So 0, zero of them have.

You excited for 8th grade bud?

You fuckin some nasty ass girls mang

>try to make her empty her belly first
>take a shower together
>relax
>use a lot of lube, it's never too much
>start slowly with a finger
>always ask her how she is doing
>eventually put a second finger in, SLOWLY
>you have to be patient
>after a lot of foreplay start messing around with your dick
>remember slow is key

first time won't be too pleasant, the whole point of the first time anal is to leave a good impression to try it again, it's all about practice.
If you traumatize her you are done

just dont be rude, do everything with care and slow, use lubricant as much as needed,
ask her to go to shower -- not for you but for her, so she wast scary than "something is wrong", if you understand...
And yes, after few minutes she`ll got pleasure and comes mush quicker

1. you never go ass-to-mouth
2. urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=truffle butter

Try a small vibe in ass, dick in puss. It's better than vise versa. Plus, it's easy to get a vibe that's small enough after a bit of warm up. Dicks tend to take more time to warm up to.

1. Always go ass to mouth
2. Gtfo with that stupid nonsense

Been having anal with my current woman for the past year now.

She always wanted to try it, hated it at first but was determined to keep going because her friends enjoy it and now loves it.

Advice from both me and my partner;
Give her bum hole a good licking first, feels great, hey I even have it done myself by her.

Keep her vagina occupied as well, makes the w'hole' experience feel great when doing bum play.

Lots of lube, I mean lots.
Like what everyone else said before me, start off with just one finger, warm up to two gradually and if you're girthy maybe three. But don't go fisting her asshole...

Don't expect to actually fuck her ass the first few times if shes never had anal sex before. It does hurt but after a few attempts it'll feel easier for her.

When it comes to penetration, make sure you're doing doggy, put the tip of your bell end on her hole and push it in slightly.
Don't push anymore, let her ease back to you. (If she doesn't enjoy anal, it'll be at this point. It'll make her feel like she needs a shit)

Just keep trying and you'll get there eventually.

Good of luck op!

Yeah but then you have your dick in a pussy and fall asleep or lose the erection. Plus then your girl is used to something bigger then your penis.

>make her she makes poops first
My fucking sides!!!

>truffle butter
It's as delicious as it sounds then

Agreed.

awww this guys projecting. anal is the best you gotta find a woman that loves that shit

>loves that shit
pun intended?

Watch Tristan Tarimino's (sp) guide to anal pleasure together.

all will be explained.

Go slow. Lots of lube. Fingers first and trim your fucking nails

Projecting? I'm not the guy saying weird random shit like tits feel like mushy oatmeal or w/e. I can't even mock how ridiculous that faggot was being

i scrolled up and that faggot never said anything what you said

Hey, thank you for all the advice my dudes

B-but user, misa don't need to makes the poops now

If you can't cope with the smell anal is clearly not for you, I go nuts of my gf ass scent, I even sit by her when she takes a dump. Sometimes I even get a bj while she's shitting

> Just I didn't care much for it as the guy.

Do you like it as the girl though?

put it in slowly, all the way inside, then leave it there while you reach around and finger her and twist her nips and suck on her neck. dont move yo cock, let her start moving it she will do it automatically. trust, op, this is how i get women to become anal whores
gl

Ok, first you need to lube, then you start playing with some fingers...go gently. The thing is when your cock is inside let her do the job, you don't push she'll, and also don't take your cock out too fast...hmm licking is great! but dont push your dick into her anus just lick. Remeber she control how much will "enter" in her ass, good luck bro.

Haha, also is good to tell a girl that girls that do anal have more orgasm...not from anal itself...but google it and show her the "information"

It's another hole. Just fuck it.