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Battle of Trident edition.

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redheads are best girls

first for Old Nan

4th for Brotherhood Without Banners

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(farts)

>YER FATHER WAS A CUNT

nth for Dany the villainess

>promise me, oberyn

post qts pls

first for daddy stannis

where do you people find this awful fan art?

that's probably the first got fanart i like

get in the right thread. dubs require it.

Any spoilers?

Cleganebowl confirmed?

safe?

What's Arya's endgame?

crushing the relm

achieving maximum EDGE

impersonate Rickon becoming lord of Winterfell and father Stark heirs

Stickin' 'em with the pointy end!

fix gender equality by stabbing lots of bureaucrats in their penises

Promise me, Ned.

Not according to leaks.
leaks say cersei is denied a trial by combat

faceless lesbianism

I don't get it

did they have an incestuous relationship?

Well why would a faith be doing trials by combat? They were probably just a concession to nobles in real life too (or continuation of pagan custom).

promise me, Eddard

So what's CIA's Master Plan?

If you were forced to name your Son after one asoaif character what would it be?

climbing the chaosh laddah

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This thread was made first yo

Jon is a good name.

>THIS

I assume a name that isn't already a name IRL (like Robert).

I dunno ... that's pretty tough. Maybe ... Hoster?

Why didn't they make Hightower a Summer Islander? Honestly when was the last time they introduced a character from the Summer Isles? This is such bullshit

>DAYNE?

Black Walder Frey

@69764733
You don't even deserve a proper (You).

>Khaleesi, the title given to dragon-lover Daenerys Targaryen, was the 755th most popular baby name for girls.
>source: nydailynews.com/news/national/top-u-s-baby-names-list-includes-anakin-leia-khaleesi-article-1.2338949

you must be imbecile to name your child that stupid name.

Stannislav

(you)

Become the power behind the throne with everyone owing him

As part of that he'll have Robin marry Sansa, Sansa gets a nicer husband and the Vale as backup. And Littlefinger can make it seem like he's still on the Crown's side since he couldn't very well just kill Robin or make him kill Sansa like Cersei may have wanted, but did get rid of the Boltons and still has an in with the Vale and now the North.

Sandor, or Willas.

Davos is pretty cool, too, IMO.

only if you're a slav

>you must be imbecile

Why does he want Harrenhal so badly?

Sandor is a very common Hungarian name (pronounced Shandor). Solid name desu

> work in pediatrics
> see tons of Khaleesis
> also Princesses, Queens, and Goddesses

honestly it just seems to be a variation on the "royalty" names theme

Harrenhal is one of the oldest castles in Westeros, and an important spot to control tactically. That's why it's on the table.

Why do you love Darkstar so much?

That's his first Lordship iirc even though its cursed af

Yeah, lower classes have been co-opting names from the perceived 'upper' classes for years. Just look at Britney.

Am I the only one who thinks it was hilarious that the rich nigger on GoT is only nigger rich? Ahhhh the good ole days before this SJW shit storm.

For he is of the night.

>naming your kid Darkstar

He'll be smoking by 9 doing drugs at 12 jail at 15 and dead by 18

Arya is a much better name. If i had to choose a girls name from asoif i would choose Arya

*enters thread*

*silently but contemptuously stares you down*

*unleashes my post*

....Bādpussí

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*smiles smugly*

meh, Sansa is better.

I was weaned on venom.

I'm starting to have my doubts about the battle of the trident.

Sure Robert killed Rhaegar but what do we really know about their fight other than that fact?

What's an alternate hypothesis? A bunch of people helped Robert run Rhaegar down? Are you suggesting it wasn't entirely honourable single combat?

pretty fucking sick music desu senpai

the guy who plays euron is really attractive, it pisses me off.

Guys, I found the retard!

It's just a prank bro

>implying CIA won't try to cuck robin and be fuck buddies with sansa

My sister's dog had two puppies and she named them Arya and Sansa. Everyone calls them "Air-yeah" and "San-seh"

The U.S. is not meant to have anything with these names

BookEuron is meant to be sexy as fuck too

In fact, the entire Greyjoy family apart from maybe Balon are meant to be really good looking. Greek-looking, I imagined, since they're described as black haired and dark (to the Starks anyway)

>get power
>fuck sansa
>fuck the establishment

i know i just mean i find it hard to hate guys i find personally attractive so i hate when they make villains handsome

Petyr

>Are you suggesting it wasn't entirely honorable single combat?
When is it ever?

But
>muh stories

>greyjoys
>villains
>euron
>not the protagonist of the story

uwotm8

Greyjoys are pretty much the most chaotic evil great family. They're more dysfunctional than the Lannisters and Baratheons combined. Asha seems to be the only kind of sane, moral and reasonable one of the lot

Barristan has too much honour.
If Robert pulled some funky business, Barristan wont have joined boby b's kingsguard

>Promise me, Rhaegar!

Well, it was a big and chaotic battle. And I guess now that most notable participants are dead, I guess we'll never now...

>implying he won't be bullied every single day of his life for that stupid fucking name

He'll probably be dead at 18 yes, but it'll be suicide.

>Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all.

>They're more dysfunctional than the Baratheons
Reminder that even victarion wont do kinslaying

I work in paeds and have never seen a ASOIAF name, save for one Arya.

But Euron will.

Did Barristan even witness the fight? He was fucked up pretty bad in the battle, right?

Well, based Arthur Dayne got shanked in the back & that was kept quiet. I wouldn't be surprised if we find out Rhaegar took a cheap shot before having his chest caved in by Bobby B's warhammer.

>young Cersei

I think it depends on the population you work with.

Based on your spelling, I am guessing you are in Europe or the UK?

I am in the United States, and most of the kids I work with are born to nearly illiterate working class parents.

Among the upper classes, the closest I've seen to an ASOIAF name is also Arya, but it is also a Jewish/Israeli name and the parents were religious.

The people having these children are trash and their kids will never amount to anything anyway. Just like everyone on Sup Forums.

Arya would make a good name for a white supremacist's baby

why left the letter N, user?

Stannis or Victarion are bretty cool names

>Victarion
Basically a masculine verison of Victoria. I'd go for that.

Promise me, Ned.

>Promise me, Loras!

because he looks and sounds like a anime character

It's weird because Ned did tell Bran stories of the Tower of Joy fight, and that "he would have killed me but for Howland Reed", implying he did not win honorably.
It really shouldn't have been such a shocker, but I guess that's just the show being the show.

I SHPOOOOSE
HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRENHAALL
IS OFF THE TABLE AS WELL?

Burn you witch!

Robert wielded two great hammers, and Rhaegar just kind of stood there and let himself be murdered.

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