Leave "dick joke" kino to us

>Leave "dick joke" kino to us

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DUDE

WIENER

LMAO

LOL!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE AN ERECT PENIS!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

>meme team of memesters create a meme movie in the meme animated genre but with a memey 'adult' twist

>Edward Norton agreed to be in this """""film"""""

>This was greenlit

The audience is teenagers.

This movie shouldn't even be on your radar unless you are a teenager.

This is literally my first time ever hearing about this movie.

Oh.

Like a penis.

Did anyone here find the trailer even remotely funny? I was cringing the entire time, and yet the few reviews this movie has gotten seem to be mostly positive.

But, dude, it's like one of those goofy kiddy cartoons, but with swearing and sex jokes! Is that not the freaking funniest thing you've ever heard of?

for kids who aren't old enough to have branched out into movies before their time, maybe it is?

kids didn't watch all the dick joke movies you watched growing up already

Crazy how this is like the cast of stoner comedies from 10 years ago (knocked up, superbad type). They're all too old now to pull that off so they went animated?

if there is a god this will bomb

>dude it's an animated raunchy R-rated comedy lmao
>it's funny because you wouldn't expect a movie about sausages to be this crude XD

FUCK CHRISTIANS

>it's a "GOD ISNT REAL YOU STUPID GOYIM, SMOKE MORE WEED" movie

yeah I thought it was fairly funny as I can enjoy things and not hate everything because Sup Forums contrarianism

>Seth Rogen
>Jonah Hill
>Bill Hader
>Michael Cera
>James Franco

Why do these dudes always make movies together? Such a meme cast.

I read the script, and I doubt any of the actor's comedic timing can do anything for it.

Has anyone read the script? Literally reads like Seth Rogen got high bad just made it all up as he went along, then Evan Goldberg read it and was like "needs more f-words"

>Tfw you will be having a choice to see Sausage Party or Ghostbusters in theaters this summer

Are we hitting a new low?

Seth Rogen is the new Adam Sandler and those are his nepotist buddies.

reminds me of
>it's like a teddy bear bit he's actually rude like he swears and stuff hahahahahaha epic dudes lets see it after school

>100% on RT
Will Sup Forums ever stop getting btfo?

Same reason Adam Sandler always has the same people, they're friends.

Maybe you fucks should stop wasting your summers watching shitty movies.

No you dont have to see any of them
Nobody is putting a gun to your head and making you pick one

I'm not being contrarian. I had never even heard of this movie until I saw the trailer being shared on Facebook. Only after that did I look into it more. This movie looks like absolute shit. I actually sort of like the concept, but this movie just seems to be banking on "lol we look like a kid's movie on the surface now watch us say fuck every 0.5 seconds". Also, the animation looks incredibly shitty.

Shit tier advertisement. Should have been a hot dog joke, like Wiener Lose, He Won't Go Down Without A Fight or some stupid crap like that.

>no Jay Baruchel

youtube.com/watch?v=GAJrBPUVDJM

Wow

>posting the censored trailor

>that entire cast

Is this the new Adam Sandler Great Comedy Swindle club?

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Sorry lad, I thought it was the original

Honestly it would have been hilarious to see more food gore than dick jokes. What a wasted premise

Or, you know, you can watch neither

has there ever been an animated film with an "all-star" cast of a and b-listers that wasn't shit?

James tried that and look what happened.

Someone post the script orgy

American """humor"""

I wasn't a huge fan of it.

I knew it was supposed to be a parody of Pixar shit, so I figured it'd get dark real quick, but it just didn't sit right with me.

The orgy scene hasn't helped matters any.

>movie is called sausage party
>there are women in it

>I thought it was funny as I am from Reddit and here to shit all over your board

Oh it shows, user, it shows

How do I explain that this movie will be shit and that Judd Apatow's Jew Crew cast is shit to my friends?

Seth Rogen should kill himself. I say that with absolutely no malice whatsoever

In case you haven't noticed, most directors have a group of actors they like to work with.

>what is The Neon Demon
you're only a pleb if you choose to be so

>Seth Rogan
DUDE WEED!
DUDE DICK!
DUDE GOD ISNT REAL!
>Jonah Hill
DUDE WELL MEANING FAT FUCK!
>Bill Hader
DUDE DEADPAN DELIVERY EVERY TIME!
>Michael Cera
DUDE IM IRRELEVANT NOW!
>James Franco
DUDE IM TOO GOOD OF AN ACTOR TO KEEP GETTING LOOPED INTO THIS SHIT!
>Danny McBride
DUDE ANGRY REDNECK!
>Craig Robinson
DUDE BLACK!

>contrarianism

I didn't think it was funny but to call the opposite view as contrarian is stupid, and undeniably Reddit.

>mfw a "friend" unironically said they can't wait to see this

>this is what American culture has come to

Does anyone still have the pieces of the script with the food orgy?
Literally undiluted kino

You can watch Sooside Squad instead.

FOOD

You can tell he's from reddit, because he uses that, "yeah but" style of typing, to show that he's just that much more intelligent than the post he's replying to. That's how they fish for upvotes

>Sausage Party
>Production Company: Annapurna Pictures
>Annapurna Pictures is a film production and distribution company founded by Megan Ellison in 2011.
>(Annapurna Pictures) plans to take a so-called "Silicon Valley" approach to filmmaking by investing in original, daring movies made by prestigious directors and screenwriters. Believing that risk-averse Hollywood studios have largely abandoned sophisticated dramas, period pieces, and auteur cinema...

>They're eating children! Fucking children!
How does the food know what "eating" is? Does the food have to eat too?

>this is the pinnacle of American animation targeted for older audiences

This is why Japan laughs at us

Truly, Sausage Party is the auteur cinema of our generation.

They're all friends, imagine for a second what that's like.

Were getting closer to Ass every day....

>not knowing Sup Forums is full of underaged memers

...

Meanwhile I seem to be getting further away from ass every day.

What a hilarious scene
Nothing funnier than sex right!

No goy, the CHRISTIAN'S God isn't real. Hehe he vomits in the stupid Christians church.

Fuck all of you I'm gonna get high as shit and watch this movie and it's gonna be great.