Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtu.be/Ew7Zkkucos8
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Kyouko claimed.

>maki
Chainsmoker's newest song "closer" heard it on the radio and i love it so much. That's what's good. Yourself?

Miho claimed

>I've been wondering all along where's the other Ruby at, but since he's sorta gone, Imma take Ruby when I can
Hello

mandatory cc claim

youtube.com/watch?v=CETTzv3fTG0

claim

Gote time, time for gotes and gote is claimed

>not even 2D
>"real waifu"
>not even titling your pictures
you're waifu a shit

You sure as Hell don't have a problem with claiming that best gote is some shitty OC?
Am I understanding that right or do I just have a brain tumour?

Claimed.

>claiming yume

Sup Shiro.

Smuggles.

Woke up, no hangover. Still a bit tired though. What's good with you, Breeki?

Chiyomi Claimed!

HI!

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I think you should probably stop taking them.
Hey, what ya up to?

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Like the moment I'm here, then gone.

What is up

Been a while

What do ya think?
>

I don't know if i can

Raifus make the best waifus

How Many of these threads are you going to make?

Rem calamity-masu'd

She doesn't need to be smart to be a house wife.

They're 24/7 threads my dear user.

Best Raifu

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Shiro claimed.
Where the homu at? She around?

Hey Shiro! How's it going this fine day?

Ahoy!

recently they have become never ending.
eternal.
though i'm hoping that stops in winter.

now i recommend you take your cancer and leave.
please close the door behind you

These are words to live by.

Sadly the same can't be said for any man

>Ayy you saved it.
They got something new out eh? Last thing I liked was Roses, might as well give it a listen. Chinese food, always good.

Well the no hangover part is nice to hear. Not much, went for a morning run then crashed for a short bit.

Kitty!

>recently

>yuuko

I have 15 dollars

Akiko claimed

>Maki
Surely, I jest
Good day Maki

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Doll claimed.

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Why? What's up if you don't mind me asking?

Yeah, you get that full on sinking feeling. Like knowing you fucked a test when you put the pen down.

Jeez, are they that good?!

Haven't heard that in a while.

Makotercycle.

youtu.be/6nSKkwzwdW4

You look like you need a cat.

hello thier friendo how are you?

>wanting a innocent house wife
bleck!

>Pats head

i have lived 29 years,
its recent to me

i know, most have forgotten about james
youtube.com/watch?v=5yXqRiXMru0

I think that's lewd. Just start taking them less and less, obviously. How much do you take a day currently?
It goes fine today, have to go shopping soon, that won't be enjoyable. You?

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Everything is just a big pile of shit right now.

Then have your slut.


BRB having a smoke.

jesus fucking christ i just got it
you were asking me to not steal the calamity-masu thing
holy shit i misunderstood that
pic is my reaction to how much of a fucking idiot i am wow

Saber claim
>hop on league
>Jayce is free rotation
OH HELL YEAH ITS HAMMER TIME
>Passive habit
>Smoker family
Are you coughing alot might be necessary

i claim your mom fucking anime lover faggot

>rallies emotional support

Did you recently have a birthday?

Yeah it is.
>

Up to 30 a day
>

Laying in bed, wondering what to do today.

Nothing much, really. Aunt and cousin are getting pissy that my bikes not gunna be here today, but instead tomorrow.

Sounds like a relaxing morning so far.

Pffff, this is the second time I've been called that.

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Hey cute idol doing good?

I don't couch at all

It's okay, I looked it up and... I totally wasn't referencing a Technicolor horse that uses rockets

>My cancer

Posting waifus

Welp, you tried

>that won't be enjoyable.
How so? Are you also suffering from social anxiety?
>You?
Pretty fine as usual. Besides the game lagging. Must be the high officials and social democrats conspiring to keep me down again.

Tracer is pretty cancerous.

Ay
>inb4 get out ponyfag

yea, i did nothing.
was fun.

>If you don't reply in this thread, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

uh huh

I didn't save her for that reason. I'm not into animated girls like you future pedophiles.

My dubs prove i throatfucked each and every one of your waifus

Start by knocking off two-three (five if you really care), and just keep on doing that every week.
Yep. I don't like going outside at all.

Its 48/14

>why wouldn't I? I save anything given to me in thread

Gotta hear that but dude. Vietnamese food. Gotta eat them. 3rd healthiest food im the world iirc. Just as good too

Too cute!

They must've miss that speed

Yeah, my dad's a massive fan of him. Think it's rubbed off on me a bit like Morrissey did.
youtu.be/Ew7Zkkucos8

Ah fair enough, just general fuckery. Hope it passes soon.

>POWERSLAM

Ice creams and lollies have all sorts of lewd implications when used right.

And here I was thinking I was original. How are you?

Do things.
>how was the dmv?

Yes?

Most the guys in here have never even held a girls hand so they have lowered their sights to cartoon girls

Fucked up part is They are proud of that fact

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>2016
>still go outside
Kek

It's not a choice on my part exactly.

She's not perfect but she's a good raifu

Fair point

(You) (You)
>nice waifu

>wanting a waifu when you coulda had a bossu

Ha, that would be some utmost degeneracy my friend.

Good day to you as well, how are things?

The worse feeling there is, oh man have I had many of those in the past. You know you're going to get it back marked in nothing but red.

That it has, not quite sure on what to do now though. Just waiting till Friday so I can earn that dosh.

>Good point.
It's pretty good, still prefer Roses, better vocals. Really now? That I didn't know, never had any before.

She isn't a Loli, tho
>

see

Yup, pretty much, shit I think anime girls are cute, but I don't sit around posting pictures of them and pretend that id fuck them while eating Doritos all day, They're just pixels and nothing more.

Fuck fags, GO FIND A REAL WAIFU

Not cute. And yep, good enough I suppose.

No, they just have this assumption that my dad and his friend are dicking around and being lazy with fine tuning the carbs. Despite the fact that in order to adjust them, they have to take the gas tank off, then the air intake, make an adjustment, put it all back on, test it, and repeat till the second gear isn't screwy anymore.

Original enough!
Pretty decent except for above. How are ya?

I don't wanna!
>2-3 hour wait for something that was finished in like, 5 minutes flat.

Ayyy bby, you can earn some dosh today. ;^)

That's completely different things though. I too prefer to stay inside and view it as an annoyance if I need to get properly dressed and leave the house. Doesn't mean that I am mentally challenged.

Thanks brah!
Nichts ist besser als Shiro, aber da du eben gerade nichts geclaimt hast, bist du mir wohl sogar überlegen.

Du kommst aber auch nur noch wenn ich ins Bett gehe oder?

Time to take my leave have a great day/night /waifu/

I'll try it next week

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>animated girls
>future pedophiles
I don't see the connection, spouting random things makes you look idiotic.

mmm, i love me some morrissey.
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

Then don't do things.
You shouldn't put it off man.
Well, I am. At least I'm pretty sure I am.

This means I've been forgiven for my idiocy
Thank you, kind user

Jokes on you, I'm not into cartoon grils!
I'm into anthropomorphic goatpeople from video games
Hang on, that might actually be worse...
Ah well, at least I'm not a character in Garfield Kart
That'd be terrible

>doritos
>not pringles
Fuck outta here with your tomfoolery

I'm here!

sorry if i forgot to reply to a few people earlier.

>Dekomori claim Desu~

You two look pretty silly coming in here and saying shit like this. No one really cares. We get this everytime

>wow Weaboo faaags stop fapping to little anime girls

Same shit everyday
ZZZZZ


Hey?

Dann geh halt nach 10 Uhr ins Bett, wie jeder normale Mensch!
Aber gut, schlaf schön.

A lot of teenagers are pretty sure about self diagnosed illnesses. There is a community for them, called tumblr.

I'm not putting it off.

Hey

Cry harder

Waifu Judge

decent
decent
Excellent
Trash
Excellent
decent
Trash
God like
Autistic
Decent
Trash Big time
gay
decent
God lIke
decent, trash user tho
decent
God like
decent
seasonal
Wtf
Trash

(Shiro)
>puns
>Wortwitze
>dank maymays
>Atomkraft

Ah, that place. Well, I've been diagnosed with other things, but don't believe they fall under the mentally challenged category.

I'm pretty forgiving on little things like people misunderstanding. The things beyond that will take some explaining.

Kek

All waifus were seasonal once. Oh well.

Hey bug eyes.

Oh I'm really crying you really upset me there!

Best type moon claimed.

Seems fair

>Almost missed the bells
Ayyykiko

Aww it's the worst. Like figuring out a question and running out of time.

No no, I meant ice lollies, not those kind of lolis.

Glad to hear it. Wew that sounds like a lot of work. I'm alright, bit knackered after housework though.

Yeah he's a good listen. Both on his own and with The Smiths