Ok guys... I have a problem...

Ok guys... I have a problem. There's this girl that I know for a fact that she is in love with me (she told me) that's awesome.
Here's the problem. I've told her I love her aswell, yet I don't I actually just want to bang her and that's it. How do I "drift" away from her slowly but seemingly as if "we're both drifting apart" ?

bang her then dont clean up, leave, rinse and repeat

Bumping with various porn webms.
>inb4 "asking Sup Forums for relationship advice is a bad idea"

>don't clean up
As in don't clean up the semen/vagooha fluids or as in don't clean up her emotional state?

Be honest. The worst thing she can say is that she won't bang you. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

On the other hand, if you lie, she could turn into a venomous harpie. There's a reason "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is a thing. Think with your brain, not your dick.

Why are you worried about letting her down gently at all?

I don't want to hurt her though... I see myself as a good guy.

Lying to a chick just to bang her is not something a good guy would do. It's more likely you'll get laid if you do lie to her, but hey, she might appreciate the honesty if you tell her the truth.

Look, if you're trying to pump and dump a chick who openly loves you, it kind of makes you a bad guy. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with having a quick fling with a girl, but don't lead her on thinking that you love her too.

semen/vaginal grease, you cant clean up a emotional state and not make them feel more like you want them.

Good point man. I'll try to muster up the courage.

Thanks guys. I've never gotten actual advice from Sup Forums before... Here, have some webms.

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So, what, we done? This is just a fap favorites thread now?

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I guess. Unless you have some other advice?

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Summed it up pretty well.

hooooly shit son, you must be me. Been banging this insane chick for years now on the side, she loves me but I dont. Told her, were still banging though. Only rule, alway bring YOUR OWN condoms

How'd you do that? Get her to fuck with you even though you told her you didn't love her?

I know that feel user, but hey, could just go for it. Was banging this cute redhead for about three months. It was cool, kept it real casual, till suddenly one day she admits that she's totally in love with me but "haha, this stuff just happens and sometimes two people just fall in love, you feel the same too, right user? Right?" Sure, whatever you say babe (she was an amazing fuck, way out of my league, so j didn't want to risk losing dat ass by telling her) I keep pretending to love her for two years, then suddenly were married and she's pregnant and I'm happy because I actually forced myself to love her. So... give her a shot? Maybe? This seems like terrible advice.

keep her waiting long enough, talk about sex all the time, get her thinking only about sex with you and shell basically become your toy.

You told each other you love each other before fucking? what in the world?

>This seems like terrible advice.
Top kek

>redhead

fuck you...

source?

>keep pretending to love her for two years, then suddenly were married and she's pregnant

Are you gay?
Did you try to repulse her ?

>never ever gets laid

DIAMONDS
Need sauce!

what, does this girl have a cum fetish or something?

Bang her then leave her. Like Jesus Christ nigga is this your first rodeo?

user, just do things like me...

>Met this girl at gym
>She's obviously into me
>We start dating
>Go to parks and eat together at least 2 times a week
>Go to my house every time we go out and end up fucking in my bed
>EVERYTIME
>One day we do our thing and then when we where done she just asks me... "What do you expect from me?"
>I think to myself "Fuck bitch, in this exact moment you had to ruin it?"
>She was never my grillfriend
>Then i mumble "Ammm well, i... i have so much fun with you"
>'Awkward silence'
>She gets up and says she has to go
>We kiss so hard at the door
>Then she leaves
>Never ever get out with her again

Just let the bitch figure on her own, meanwhile just fuck her while you can m8.

Wow so anyway op I got this insane slampiece who is just a fuckbuddy cuz she is terrible friend to me. She hits me up cuz she thought i made this thread. Now here I am.

tell her you want a 3 sum. If she goes for it, GREAT. If not then you go cold and start acting disinterested in anything she wants.

3 sum is pretty tough, but I think I can develop an algorithm in quadratic running time.

Ayy lmao

fuck off faggot

What's wrong?

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Ayy lmaokai post your titts kimi its the rules.