Real ass story >Be me >Be 15 almost 16 >Live in Washington >One day Dad says he'll buy some weed if i make honor roll >motivation.jpg >end up not making honor roll >dad fucking gets it anyway >dadoftheyear.jpg >smoke it with him one time (pic related) >fast forward a few days >go into his room and find the weed >can't find the apple >fuck.jpg >fast forward next day and try again >this time success >take 4 hits >put everything back exactly as it was so he doesn't get suspicious >do this a few times >start to get low on weed >look in different drawer and find 3 more grams >jackPOT.png >Smoke almost all of it in about a week >Dad goes and gets another gram without me knowing >Smoke some with him >nice.png >fast forward next day >dad goes down to convenience store to get sodas/gas >quickly go into drawer and pull out weed/apple/matches (we didn't have a lighter cuz imma poorfag) >take two rly good hits b4 he gets back >put it all away just as he returns >closecall.gif >fast forward to next day >Dad's gone for work >do my business as usual until i see there's no weed in the bag >thatmotherfucker.jpg >just overall mfw use this thread for stories about weed
bonus points for munchie foods. personally i prefer lots and lots of bread sandwiches
let's c. we used to go to this abandoned warehouse in Wauwatosa. It's my first time rolling a blunt. weed falling all over like rain they say "you did a shitty job at rolling it" "you did a shitty job at rolling it" they said cop pulls over next to us later, saying we were spotted at the warehouse i have a screwdriver in my bag for i forget what reason cop explains screwdrivers are used to break things
Thomas Nguyen
@ fun world in Brookfield roll up a joint and ride the inside ferris wheel smoking it, shit was incredulous
Jason White
go into abandoned amphatheater @ six flags great america on school trip for physics smokin pot with a guy kinda trippin' out cuz if we got caught i'm a fuckin loser/loner/too proud to follow around my kinda-friends so i'm walking around six flags all alone felt like shit
Sebastian Thompson
And guns are used to kill, doesnt mean the cop used it...fucking pigs
Ethan Williams
went on that newer batman ride & it fuckin even hurt go to space theater thing with my kinda-friends there's some kind of show going on just totally ruin it by yelling shit
Nolan Jackson
smoke like a tiny amount of pot so not even high this one dude wants me to tell a story that i make up as i go along lol all i remember is swinging on vines in the rainforest
Jonathan Howard
watch a kid go behind an ampatheater @ six flags great america. Watch him smoke pot with a guy both look shady approach the guy and let him know that I saw what he did guy freaks out and I have to beat him with a broom handle toss his ass into the shark experience after hours still looking for the kid
Dylan Reyes
I got so fucking baked one time i ate half of a peach pie and a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Worst decision of my life.
John Clark
it's ironic cuz the dude i smoked with is dead
Christopher Hughes
friend & i get jobs at same place @ first day, we have to do all this paperwork so i smoke some pot in the parking lot before it friend doesnt make decision to give extra money to government in taxes to get back at end of year friend don't
Bentley Diaz
I know that faggot, thanks for the IP though.
I'll be knocking.
Nathaniel Watson
ok i'll be wearing my sunday best
Ayden Evans
oh an p.s. my sunday best is a towell that's all mothy with holes in it because i'm dobby
Justin Thompson
pls gibbe 15 minutes so i can do my hair 2 mayb 5 extra so i can get a fur job?
Elijah Rogers
bring my hat
Thomas Ramirez
That's shit bro. My dad bought Lsd for me (13), my sister (14) and my brother (12) when we visited him during school holidays.
My dad isn't dadoftheyear.jpg though he's a deadbeat piece of shit but it was pretty cool trip lol.
Gavin White
so i can hide my boner
Justin Sullivan
what'd you c? i've never done lsd, i did salvia twice with others we were in some1's basement, 4 of us i take my hit and hold it in, room melts handed the pipe off like 10 minutes later i come back to reality & the pipe's broken in the middle of the cirlce, nobody knows how it happened
Cameron Phillips
the other time, i got trapped in a poster then again, i smoked salvia alone & didn't have any such experiences
Leo Stewart
Smoke joint when 15 years old. Go outside for walk. Guy pulls up in car asking for directions. I stare at him for a few seconds then go into a fit of uncontrollable laughter and run away. He drives on and shouts profanities at me as he drives past
Samuel Evans
this one time, i smoked a shit ton of weed out of a potato at a party got totally faded cops supposedly come running through yards without shoes bumping into shit eventually just go back to party there's this guy 69ing with a girl the guy's like "_(my name) get out of here" saw that douche at a lifeguarding test acted like we were friends and shit offered his hand i hope he fuggin dies
Cooper Nguyen
typical jock dude played football
Anthony Gutierrez
Your stories suck ass, but now I want to smoke something
Andrew Russell
me too, dad makes me wait till it's 8
Nathaniel Davis
and it's only 3 here
Oliver Martin
where you from? let's smoke if you're in palm springs area
Ryder Reyes
OP you are degenerate scum. I live in Renton, lets meet up and fist fight
Kevin Bailey
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Tyler Morales
if u do, listen to the band God is an Astronaut or Matisyahu's Youth or Kanye West's Graduation
Samuel Cruz
this other time, recently, i smoked and ended up listening to Billy Ray Cyrus
> be me > 15 or 16 years old > become pot head > younger brother finds out > talks shit to me > calls me druggie n junkie > threatens to rat me out to the rents > I threatened to beat him > keep getting high > brother hates it and me > fast forward > I'm 18 > I move away > move back home in with parents 3 years later > lil bro grew up > mfw he's a stoner now > he asks me if I still smoke > fuck yeah jpg. > toke up with bro > he has a trailer house looking for a roommate > asks me to move in with him > I do > we're best friends now > toke up together all the time > pinch my brothers stash when I run out > I give him nugs of his own all the time anyway