Real ass story

Real ass story
>Be me
>Be 15 almost 16
>Live in Washington
>One day Dad says he'll buy some weed if i make honor roll
>motivation.jpg
>end up not making honor roll
>dad fucking gets it anyway
>dadoftheyear.jpg
>smoke it with him one time (pic related)
>fast forward a few days
>go into his room and find the weed
>can't find the apple
>fuck.jpg
>fast forward next day and try again
>this time success
>take 4 hits
>put everything back exactly as it was so he doesn't get suspicious
>do this a few times
>start to get low on weed
>look in different drawer and find 3 more grams
>jackPOT.png
>Smoke almost all of it in about a week
>Dad goes and gets another gram without me knowing
>Smoke some with him
>nice.png
>fast forward next day
>dad goes down to convenience store to get sodas/gas
>quickly go into drawer and pull out weed/apple/matches (we didn't have a lighter cuz imma poorfag)
>take two rly good hits b4 he gets back
>put it all away just as he returns
>closecall.gif
>fast forward to next day
>Dad's gone for work
>do my business as usual until i see there's no weed in the bag
>thatmotherfucker.jpg
>just overall mfw
use this thread for stories about weed

bonus points for munchie foods. personally i prefer lots and lots of bread sandwiches

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Thay was the fucking worst story ive ever read

In b4 underage b&

This

Well

Kek
But so true

bump

let's c.
we used to go to this abandoned warehouse in Wauwatosa. It's my first time rolling a blunt. weed falling all over like rain
they say "you did a shitty job at rolling it"
"you did a shitty job at rolling it" they said
cop pulls over next to us later, saying we were spotted at the warehouse
i have a screwdriver in my bag for i forget what reason
cop explains screwdrivers are used to break things

@ fun world in Brookfield
roll up a joint and ride the inside ferris wheel smoking it, shit was incredulous

go into abandoned amphatheater @ six flags great america on school trip for physics
smokin pot with a guy
kinda trippin' out cuz if we got caught
i'm a fuckin loser/loner/too proud to follow around my kinda-friends so i'm walking around six flags all alone
felt like shit

And guns are used to kill, doesnt mean the cop used it...fucking pigs

went on that newer batman ride & it fuckin even hurt
go to space theater thing with my kinda-friends
there's some kind of show going on
just totally ruin it by yelling shit

smoke like a tiny amount of pot so not even high
this one dude wants me to tell a story that i make up as i go along lol
all i remember is swinging on vines in the rainforest

watch a kid go behind an ampatheater @ six flags great america. Watch him smoke pot with a guy
both look shady
approach the guy and let him know that I saw what he did
guy freaks out and I have to beat him with a broom handle
toss his ass into the shark experience after hours
still looking for the kid

I got so fucking baked one time i ate half of a peach pie and a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Worst decision of my life.

it's ironic cuz the dude i smoked with is dead

friend & i get jobs at same place
@ first day, we have to do all this paperwork so i smoke some pot in the parking lot before it
friend doesnt
make decision to give extra money to government in taxes to get back at end of year
friend don't

I know that faggot, thanks for the IP though.

I'll be knocking.

ok i'll be wearing my sunday best

oh an p.s. my sunday best is a towell that's all mothy with holes in it because i'm dobby

pls gibbe 15 minutes so i can do my hair 2
mayb 5 extra so i can get a fur job?

bring my hat

That's shit bro. My dad bought Lsd for me (13), my sister (14) and my brother (12) when we visited him during school holidays.

My dad isn't dadoftheyear.jpg though he's a deadbeat piece of shit but it was pretty cool trip lol.

so i can hide my boner

what'd you c? i've never done lsd, i did salvia twice with others
we were in some1's basement, 4 of us
i take my hit and hold it in, room melts
handed the pipe off
like 10 minutes later i come back to reality & the pipe's broken in the middle of the cirlce, nobody knows how it happened

the other time, i got trapped in a poster
then again, i smoked salvia alone & didn't have any such experiences

Smoke joint when 15 years old. Go outside for walk. Guy pulls up in car asking for directions. I stare at him for a few seconds then go into a fit of uncontrollable laughter and run away. He drives on and shouts profanities at me as he drives past

this one time, i smoked a shit ton of weed out of a potato at a party
got totally faded
cops supposedly come
running through yards without shoes bumping into shit
eventually just go back to party
there's this guy 69ing with a girl
the guy's like "_(my name) get out of here"
saw that douche at a lifeguarding test
acted like we were friends and shit offered his hand i hope he fuggin dies

typical jock dude played football

Your stories suck ass, but now I want to smoke something

me too, dad makes me wait till it's 8

and it's only 3 here

where you from? let's smoke if you're in palm springs area

OP you are degenerate scum. I live in Renton, lets meet up and fist fight

...

if u do, listen to the band God is an Astronaut
or Matisyahu's Youth or Kanye West's Graduation

this other time, recently, i smoked and ended up listening to Billy Ray Cyrus

if you're high watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=H8ULIw0Zgaw

> be me
> 15 or 16 years old
> become pot head
> younger brother finds out
> talks shit to me
> calls me druggie n junkie
> threatens to rat me out to the rents
> I threatened to beat him
> keep getting high
> brother hates it and me
> fast forward
> I'm 18
> I move away
> move back home in with parents 3 years later
> lil bro grew up
> mfw he's a stoner now
> he asks me if I still smoke
> fuck yeah jpg.
> toke up with bro
> he has a trailer house looking for a roommate
> asks me to move in with him
> I do
> we're best friends now
> toke up together all the time
> pinch my brothers stash when I run out
> I give him nugs of his own all the time anyway

Living the dream!