Walk in toilet

>walk in toilet
>see this
>wat do?

Walk out

...

turn 360 degrees and walk away

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to t

Remind him how unsanitary bathroom floors are.

Stand still, think. Grab phone, get on /b. Ask what do? Wait for dubs, deliver.

kick his penis against the stall till it falls off or starts pissing blood

I'm going in

check em.

Great, 360 degrees so you walk to it directly

honestly? so tempting to kick his ass with my shoes. I might get shit on my shoe but i'll clean it up after.

Sharpie in urethra.

>663344
it's, beautyful

Turn 360... Don't work man

Freak out

take a picture and post it on Sup Forums

Triple dubs.

newfags

It's called a spin and a moonwalk, dumbasses.

Come here often?

Leave the mac store

Kick it as hard as i can. I need a new pair of shoes anyway

Shove a toilet plunger handle up your ass and repeatedly kick you in the scrotum while holding your dick with a pair of pliers.

Go to the next stall and do the same

YOU FOCKIN NEWFAGS

...

Walk into the next stall and do the same

TOP KEK

Take a picture

oh baby a triple

KYS YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS

Checked

My guess is old Sup Forums would try to cut it off and shove it down the asshole and new Sup Forums would sit on and subsequently marry it because "muh qt3.14 twink bf with feminine penis"

get in the stall next to him and do the same thing

Walk out of bathroom

Fuckin chekt