ITT saddest things you did that make you ashame by now

ITT saddest things you did that make you ashame by now.

>be newfag about 15yo playing Diablo 2 all day
>never had a remotely decent item
>grab some pictures set of a teen I found on internet
>made up a story about her and catfish 3 or 4 guys from Diablo at the same time over MSM
>be a golddigger catfisher
>guys gave me all kind of pro items and even leveled my characters
>run out of pictures for catfishing and guys started to being suspicious now they wanted to videochat
>bought a razor and shaved my legs
>stole mom tongs
>hid balls with ducktape
>guys fell for it, never had so much items
>one of the dudes is in love and say I will be his wife, he wants to talk over the phone
>he promise me an "enigma" one of the best items in game
>tell my mom to talk with him
>she doesn't want
>make an hysterical scene screaming and throwing things to my mom
>dad says I am a disgrace and the worst mistake of his life
>mom find her missing tongs in my room and she calls blizzard to close my account
>try to kill myself with three bottles of tylenol
>get hospitalized and went into forced mental health program

Did you ever get an enigma?

Lol

So are you more gay or stupid?

Perfect.

Wtf are tongs? You mean thong?

dis give me a boner

enigma was not even that hard to get.. sigh

not really that crazy when you consider 15 year old brain + best video game ever made at the time... I literally failed every class in school because of d2

ignored this girl i knew liked me and she killed herself a few months later

Dis guy has no musscle tone what so ever.

>implying there's a way it can be your fault

I could have helped her she got no attention from guys

Worst I got is turning down about 15 different girls and now as a result I'm still a virgin at 28. Meh.

That's actually pretty depressing

kek

an ex gf of mine also killed herself one month after i broke up with her; it wasnt my fault and it also was not your fault. some bitches are just total crazy souldraining beasts. move on.

Told a girl i would go to prom with her and i chickened out of it in HS. To this day it makes me cringe at how much of a faggot I was.

Dat filename bro

You couldn't of known dude
Don't let it eat you up

still not you fault, some people are born mentally unstable and there's nothing you can do, also see

Dude

This story is true. Here is proof. It's OP with his Mom's tongs.

>Had an online drinking buddy that I chatted with regularly for several years. She had been through some really fucked up shit, and so have I, so we talked a lot, commiserated. We became close friends, but only friends.
>Until... she started becoming more and more aggressively flirty. I did not hard-check that shit like I should have, at first I was oblivious, then assumed it was just playfulness, then it got awkward and I was sort of stuck. I should note, I made it very clear from the beginning (and then again on an increasingly regular basis after that) that I am happily married and that THAT was never, ever going to happen, period. Even so...
>Anyway, cut to endgame: she is approaching full stalker levels of obsession. I tell my wife what is going on, explain everything and show her chat logs, emails, etc. My very sensible wife says, "If this were some guy friend of mine who was after me, would you be OK with us still being friends?"

>MFW I know she's right. I told her I was cutting off all contact, and so I did. It's been 5 years now. She was depressed before, but inconsolable after. I feel like utter shit every time I think of it. She still Emails me every few weeks. I just don't answer. I sorely miss my friend, but I love my wife more. Feels bad, man.

show your wife pics of her convince three way

I'm actually pretty happy with monogamy, thanks.
I just feel bad for (and miss) my very good friend.
I wish she could have been happy with that.
I wish I had been less oblivious and playful, and more smart about what was happening from the start.

If you didn't explain anything to her before you cut contact with her then you should feel like shit user.

I did explain. But I still feel like shit.

Nigs ain't checkin this shit? God dayum

Still it sounds pretty shitty to just abandon her like that since you knew she wasn't all that stable. But I guess there wasn't that much to do. You can start chatting but with your wife but I don't know how that would go.

post pics

Well, I could:
1) Do what I told the person I care about most, that I would do.
2) Say I would do one thing, but then sneak around and do something else instead.

The way I see it, those were my options. I chose #1. I still feel like shit for how heartbroken and abandoned she felt like. That will be something that weighs on my like a stone until I die, probably. But I would feel somewhat worse if it was the woman I love looking at me with betrayed, sad eyes.

Damned if you do, MORE damned if you don't.

who cares?

You made the right choice man, no doubt about that, but if that will eat you for the rest of your life then you should do something about it. You don't have to hide it from your wife. Together find a way to deal with this. Explain to her that you feel terrible and that you should do something and if she cares about you she will understand.

Don't expect the feeling to go away. From what I can tell you are not an ignorant faggot who doesn't care about other's feelings. But at the same time, you should care about your feelings too.

Just think about it, you don't have to do anything yet

College gf, sex was great, but I never fell in love and she fell in love hard. I break up with her because she deserved someone who loved her. That night she tries to kill herself she gets sent to the hospital for an OD. Her parents loved me, I get a call the next day from her dad, I expect him to be calling about me breaking her poor girls heart, as I hadn't found out about the suicide attempt. He's not upset, she told him the story and why I broke up with her. He tells me she's in the hospital and tried to kill herself, I start crying ask if she's ok. He states that she's going to recover just fine but she lost the baby... apparently she had been trying to figure out how to tell me she was pregnant, I never knew. Still messes with me from time to time.

lost it. Nice dubs

She was pregnant and she tried to kill herself instead of telling you? I can tell why you didn't fell in love with her user

>come to him for help

kek

underrated

>be me
>be 18
>meet a crazy grill in the internet
>she was crazy and fat, but she likes rough sex, so fuck it
>she invites me to her house, buy a bottle of alcohol(wishky, very kind, i say her i love wishky)
>we drink the whole whing and fuck all night
>next days i cut all contact with her
>she call me a month later and tell me she´s pregnant
>i didnt believe her
>say her to fuck off
>one year later her sister told me she abort and fell in depression
>still feel bad when i think about it
>she calls me from time to time

You don't deserve these dubs you faggot

...

She went hysterical, hyperventilating unable to talk. I left, she tried calling throughout the night, I ignored her calls. She probably did try.

>Half unfolds napkin, places on head
>Hold knife the wrong way round
Hope that guy pumped and dumped, because she ain't no keeper

legit question

Kek
Fucking underrated post

He cultivated INNER strength not outer strength

Holy shit. Man. I have that same story!

>she calls me from time to time
Do you answer the phone?

this dude be trolling he meant tongs

What a damn shame she'a gorgeous

>try to kill myself with three bottles of tylenol

...

The combination of autism and sociopathy that abound in this story's protagonist are astonishing.

good on you for having a sensible wife, user

well, this happened twice now.

>be me
>met this girl about 1 - 1.5 month ago
>seeing alot and spending every weekend with her
>find out she broke up with her ex just before i met her
>get a crush on her
>came from bar with her 3 weeks ago and we kissed for the first time
>keep seeing her every day
>two weeks ago we were about to have sex but no condoms
>last Saturday i got prepared and bought a pack of condoms
>came from the bar to my place with taxi
>straight to bedroom to make out
>both of us were horny af and slip the condom on
>first 5 minutes felt good af, then i lost my erection

i remember telling her how sorry i were and ashamed. She just said it's ok, she understands. Alcohol and sex is never a good combination.

>same happened tonight

There's 4 possible explanations.
1. That was first time i ever used a condom. (others have been on pills.
2. She seems loose af, doesn't feel that good.
3.I'm just being nervous, i don't really know her well and it has been over 2-3 years since last time i fucked anyone.
4. I've lost my appetite for over a month. I survive with almost 5 pieces of bread / day. Maybe i just don't have the "power" for sex?

Anyway i'm so ashamed of not being able to pleasure her and im so in love with her.

>be me
>be 19
>have history with drugs and alcohol
>go to school program for 3 months in the caribbean.
>Everyone likes me kinda
>Not the worst human being they have met... Yet
>Turn into satan when blacked out drunk
>Get super fucked up one night after a drinking contest with 1 guy and a gril
>spend the next two hours sneaking into the appartments of other grills, trying to cuddle them while they sleep
>Wake up next day, figure out what has happend
>How can i have done this
>Spend the next week in bed, crying over how much of a horrible person i am
>Still hits me hard from time to time

Dont drink or do drugs anymore

>be me about 19yo (eurofag so alcohol from 16+)
>going to my sisters birthday party
(not really a party just going through some clubs)
>meet friends of her and start flirting
>after a while most of them leave
>one of her friends is really fat and i mean fat she had like 400 pounds and lost a lot had about 200 at that moment
>she buys me drinks i think fuck it free whiskey
>about a bottle of whiskey later i have no idea where i am
>everyone is gone just the 2 of us left
>go through the streets with her in my arm meet friends
>they tell me shes hot and i need to take her home
>think whatever take her home and fuck her
>her tits literally roll out of her bra because they are mostly skin
>try not to vomit from alcohol and disgust
>i just closed my eyes and made it through
>she was here the entire next day i couldnt get her to go
>finally got her out after i made up some bullshit about a friend in the hospital
>she tried to call me but i never answered
>some times 20+ times a day
>3 weeks later my sister told me she met her at the bus station she told her were together and we are in love and that she bought some kind of gift for me
>changed my phone number she came to my house a few times but i didnt let her in
>havent seen her since

tl;dr i fucked a ugly fat bitch for alcohol and she startet stalking me

Take some motherfuckin cialis bitch!

>casually using the word "protagonist"
>commenting on someone else's autism
>mfw

Nigga you gay.

Actual cuddling them....or an old fashioned Cosby cuddle?

viagra that shit until you sort your shit out bro.

>be me
>be 28
>mate invites younger sister to party with us
>she's 16 (age of concent is 16 here)
>When friend isn't around she comes onto me hard
>try to resist
>fail
>end up fucking her in back garden
>m8 still doesn't know
>I'm a fuck up and he bails me out loads
>feel like shit

sad thing is im only 22

>google deathgrip

Why take 3 bottles of tylenol when you could take just 12 aleve?

Going in to their beds and putting my arms around them. Feeling them and shit.

I dont really remember but i do remember that i stole a bunch of shit as well, and woke up with talkum powder all over the table, which i had snorted some of...

There's a reason i dont touch drugs ans alcohol anymore.

>be in two year relationship
>Talk about what we would do if she ever got pregnant, she is adamant she would get an abortion
>She stops taking birth control, gets pregnant
>Doesn't want to get abortion, wants to keep kid
>Tells me I can walk away and never talk to her again, have no contact and pretend like she had an abortion
>I do that
>Move across country
>12 years later

what u do is you go to the airport and ask for a ticket and you never come back

dub trips

>an old fashioned Cosby cuddle
What is an old fashioned Cosby cuddle?

Kek

...

Nice

You dodged a bullet, friend

U r a faggit

what the fuck is wrong with you? lmao did you think your mom would really do it? XDXD

Idk who dodged a bullet, you or her.

SIKE, HELL YEA. GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD ACTIVATED

Why didn't you just pay a cam whore? That's what I did in a mmorpg. I was our guild leaders gf and got special treatment like item drops and being in the main raid group. Good times I miss it.

>13 years old
>at YMCA summer camp
>meet this girl there, one of my only friends at that camp
>also kinda have a crush on her
>one day, she comes in all sad, saying she thinks she is ugly
>looking back on it, she was probably just fishing for compliments
>fell for b8 anyways
>try to make her feel better
>try to tell her she isn't ugly
>what I meant to say was "oh, you're not ugly"
>what I actually said was
"oh you're not THAT ugly"
>tfw she never talked to me again for the rest of camp
its been so many years since that happened, yet I'm still ashamed and want to smack myself in the face for saying that.

its because it was someone elses kid, its pretty obvious

>be 17
>whore gf breaks up with me
>be sad faggot
>find comfort in girl i knew from middle school
>hang out and talk alot
>she's in a shitty place in life but we're fucking great together
>fool around a few times
>whore gf wants back in my life
>take her back like a moron
>end up with her for like another 2 years
>all a waste of time
>still miss the other girl till this day.

He probably should have hit the gym a few times.

you sir, are cancer

How's snorting talkum powder?

My sides

>be annoying teenage cunt
>pretty good looking
>vain as fuck
>think every girl wants the D
>some friends and hot girl come over to drink
>get drunk and feel up the girl
>totally think she's into me and this is okay
>she's not into me at all
>leaves me house with one of the friends
>i wander outside to find them wondering what's up
>see them and they act normal
>walk the girl home then walk back towards my house with the guy
>day after my other friends tell me what happened
>realise i basically got drunk and felt some girl up who was too polite to tell me to fuck off in my own house
>apologise to all of them
>they forgive me and all still talk to me often
>take a huge blow to the self esteem that day
>way less self glorifying after that day
>still feel deep regret at what a huge prick i was

I was on the other end of that sort of story bro

I was suicidally depressed with only this one girl keeping me company every other night when we were both online, i was completely in love with her to the state where i made myself even worse when she wasnt online

Time heals, i did try to take my life a few times in the transition between her cutting contact and me recovering, but i recovered.

Trust me, even after everything, she will still hold some feelings of love for you, but she will move on to other loves that are far stronger

Just remember she'll always be thankful to you Sup Forumsro, you helped her when she needed it.

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> be me 6 yo
> in hospital
> some shit with my ears and a fever
> shared the room with an other boy 4 yo
> my mother visits me EVERY day for hours, cause my father does the money
> the boys family visits only sparingly in the evening. both had to work. kid is sad as fuck. my mom is extra nice to him
> i got envy
> after a few days I could go home, the boy had to stay longer
> the evening before the day I was leaving I started to call him names and mock him and shit
> hear him cry in the nigth
> next day he hides from my mom and me
> I felt perfectly good back then.

this shit still hunts me after nearly 20 years!

it happens, fam. everybody's johnson is different. for instance mine leans to the left. if your peeps is on the fritz, it's no big deal. just talk to your doctor about it and see what options you have.

Nice copypasta, here's a free (you)

I'm sure we both did. We would have been miserable together.

I wish, I doubt it tho.

Huh, I know that fat chick in the back. Know where this was taken?

you snorted talcum powder? nigga

Fuck, same thing happened to me but I was a bit older.

>break up with ex
>start seeing a girl in uni
>summer holiday comes
>instead of visiting new girl at home town get back with ex
>New girl gets upset, doesn't speak to me again
>fuck it don't care
>everything goes to shit with ex obviously
>new girl found someone else, hench security guard
>I failed uni and am currently a NEET faggot
>this was 3 years ago and new girl is still in relationship with new guy
>probably get married
>I fucked it all up for a cancerous, cheating, fat ex
>notbitter.pgn

That's not her you fucking idiot

jerked to a sissy on skype

biggest mistake of my when I came I wanted to throw up, on the bright side I don't like traps anymore

I bet she bails out your loads more.