I'm 25, work in software with $80k salary + bonuses...

I'm 25, work in software with $80k salary + bonuses. Company paid for a week-long all-inclusive vacation to Cancun last month.

Ask me anything.

Where do you work

how old are you

How many dicks have u sucked

I work in the United States

I'm 25

Picture related

Oh yeah? Well I do gay porn online making 6 figures a year for minimal amount of effort

None but my dick has been sucked many 'a time.

Cool

We're a multinational company, serving ~35 states and ~7 countries.

Oh yeah? Well I sit in my room and stare at the wall till i think it's staring back, then cry about not having a job and ask my mother for money

are u a fucking nigger

My life is just as uninteresting. Take this thread as proof.

That depends entirely on your interpretation of the word.

Im a junior at UCI and my major is computer science

May I have a job after I graduate?

u rather suck dicks or be a fucking nigger??

Do you believe in modern medicine?

ITT: 13 year olds

ITT: one little faggot.

Does that rubiks cube actually have a solve? Like is each side all programs in the same family? Made by the same company? If so I'd like to solve it. If it's just a stock photo fuck you for getting my hopes up.

Probably, they're pretty easy to get.
Do you have any projects?

See this
Basically
>Sup Forums
>2016

lmgtfy --> software engineering

It's easy enough to make stickers and put them on a rubick's cube

I do not know what language study, or what to study. I am a system's engineer student in my second year.

Right now im studying html and css, what do you suggest to me?

Can you buy me a steam game?

What's the closest you ever came to going down a way worse life path? How'd it happen, and how did you avoid it?

Come back op pls

You're a systems engineer? I'm guessing that's not related to programming at all? sounds like an industrial engineering thing.

I can... don't particularly want to.

I could talk about this for hours.

Parents were drug addicts and I grew up with my grandparents, did drugs through most of high school and basically all of college, have a few misdemeanors on record with close calls on felonies, several long-term relationships that ended with cheating.

Is this HTML/CSS your first exposure to programming?