Greeting Imperial citizens, I the Emperor of Mankind have had a text to speech module installed on my golden throne you may ask me any question and i will answer it.
Greeting Imperial citizens...
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What is the Japanese word for butter, and how do you pronounce it?
When will the legacy of Horus decay?
You are on the wrong board sweet heart go on /tg/
When can I become a space marine? I want to purge heretics.
バター
pronounced batā
soon
what chapter would you like to join
Who's your favorite primarch now?
the inquisition has been notified of this heresy
hello father, sorry about the whole heresy thing. hope we can patch things up after chaos finally engulfs the universe. kthxbai
Alpha Legion is still loyalist ?
How's Kitten?
Rogal Dorn
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You're no emperor of mine, I only answer to Signar Heldenhammer!
Yes anyone that says otherwise is a traitor
what is the greatest heavy metal and of all time ?
The dyslexia god
You are not the Emperor. Alpha Legion is still loyalist.
TERRA HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
explain this ...
So, emps, what the fuck is with all the skulls and eagles. Are you intellectually a 12-year old and actually think its cool, or secretly a follower of Khorne?
Also, you were a really shitty father you know that?
i dont know he left me with the idiots and they wont shut up about their oiled abs
"The dyslexia god."
>Get it right fuck boi.
Imperial fists
When shall we purge the xeno and heretic filth?
Are you the true god of mankind ?
sabaton
i said they are you dumb fuck
blood for the blood god. i know i wish i could change
ok recruiters are on the way
now
No i hate being worshiped
alpha legion r traitors regardless of if they turned to chaos. thinking you r helping the universe by siding against ur own is still siding against ur own....they r like space merkels
The Astronomican falters now and again
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The you shall burn the the heretic you are
Will you ever forgive the Black Legion?
Obviously the education in the Imperium need some work
Possible with time i will
*BLAM* HERESY- No One Turned On Him !
Trips do not intimidate me.
I will be waiting.
ok
I need to update your arsenal
Daddy..... are the black templars not the best post heresy chapter in the imperium?
No you Emo cunt. the ultramarines are the best
What happened to the Zoats and Fimir?
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You heard Daddy the ultra smurfs are the best
>this thread
YOU ARENT MY REAL DAD
Son go to your room you and your chapter are grounded
But, don't if you die you will reborn at MAXIUM POWA from all the psychis you've murdered so far?
im sorry i dont even know the answer to that
YOU CANT GROUND US WE'RE FLEET BASED
Upon your inevitable return, will there be donuts?
OF FUCKING COURSE THAT'S ALMOST HERETICAL TO EVEN ASK!
I can do as i want i'm the motherfucking emperor
but if not me daddy
who will make glorious memes in your name
True and they are good for moral so send 1/2 of your troops into the eye of terror and get magnus for me
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The heretic makes a good point.
3000 battle brothers can take on any challenge
yes i do
>wrong board
>random board
do it with out void shields
Why is Warhammer so bloody expensive?
WE WILL USE THE SKULLS OF OUR ENEMIES AS SHIELDS LORD EMPEROR
someone has to fund the Imperium
It's not if you find them on aliexpress
What happened to the Squats? Stumpy bastards used to be more common that Ratlings.
Squat species was ultimately destroyed by the invasion of a Tyranid splinter Hive Fleet that consumed their homeworlds in the late 41st Millennium
Hey E what do you want in your tacos?
meat cheese lettuces
Im surprised you have room after the 10,000 souls you ate earlier.
What's with the big demon portal in the throne room?
you be surprised on how unfulfilling those are
it was meant to tap into the eldar web way but magnus fucked that up
Can the God Emperor of Mankind summon a mod?
Where is my boy Leman?
Why did you do away with the squats? they were OP and coulda helped with the Eye of Terror.
possibly
he went into the eye of terror. i didnt i liked them but so did the nids
Hey Emps i just found out i am a psyker, wat do?
I, CATO SICARIUS OF THE ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER AM GLAD TO INFORM THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND THAT THE MOST FABULOUS AND GREAT OF THE TWENTY PRIMARCHS ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN STILL DRAWS BREATH TO THIS DAY!
well you could 1. join chaos(heresy) 2.sacrifice yourself to me i am still hungry. 3. join the grey knights/ inquisition
Oh, emperor. I wish to lead a campaign against the heretics.
I thought i sent kitten to unplug his life support
join the guard
I shall Great emperor, may you lead us to glory
Out partying with the orks again? Shame on you.
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What is the best lube for him to bring, because he's going to need it.
Why can't you judt go back in time if you are such a powerful psyker,talk to the old ones about making a Web way and stopping yourself being put on the golden throne
ok but what is i am a sensei? because its the only explanation why i have perfect hair
LIVE LIVE LIVE
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Get in here:
Is the star child prophecy true?
you missed the point.. we CAN join forces agains chaos.. even dimensions across ...PR is prove !
Fuck your nilla-rines
ONLY THE ETERNAL CRUSADE OF THE BLACK TEMPLAR IS TRUE TO THE EMPORER'S WILL