Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

>why are there stairs in my room

Praise the Lord and drop trousers

Request that she leave and have her pale, creamy white friend take her place because I'm not attracted to tan/dark-skinned women of any sort.

ask her why she built ladders going from my bedroom to my livingroom.

mah nigger

you really like her don't you?

like so?

Mace the intruder and beat her like she didn't pick her cotton quota for the day. Cause gender equality and shit.

I walk up the stairs to see where they go

Look at a different poster from 1998.

Too tan. Needs to not see sunlight for at least 4 months and then I might consider it.

to this.

Then do

is this a subtle way of asking for moar?

Ask if she's here for me, if so try to fuck her. Hopefully last longer than 4 minutes.

and if she's not?

turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

I guess I'd stare for a few more minutes, then walk away.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

and then begin masturbating like you are right now?

youd still be facing her you retarded summerfags...

I'd better be collecting some lease money if people are just gonna be setting up a Photoshoot in my fucking room.

>turn around
>walk out
>call the cops

What's happening here?

do a 360 and leave

540 degree turn and bury my face in that ass

Light?

>summerfags
>not getting the joke
wOW SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE

Release the ducks

clean those fucking rails cause she got her dirty fucking finger prints on them.

Hide and call the cops.