Hey Sup Forums, what is the best way for me to get a gf?

Hey Sup Forums, what is the best way for me to get a gf?

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well, you can always just kidnap one

stay out of Sup Forums.

Get rich

I wanna fuck Jellybean so bad... She looks like a kinky freak

Great idea!

isn't she an asmr youtuber?

You don't "get"a girlfriend. You start with a girl you know, build the relationship, be good to her, then after a while, tell her how you feel. Always go at her pace and show her that you are genuinely interested in her life.

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Pull dick out in public

Saaaaame

go out, press A, talk to girl if you guys vibe become friends and fuck.

if she doesnt wanna fuck move on to next giru

>why the fuck am I giving advice I'm on my way to being a wizard

the man shoulders really just kill it

Kek that's a good one! You're a real funny guy, user!

you go around showing girls your dick until you find one that likes your dick and then you put your dick in her vagina and she's your girlfriend

Consume the red pill, ie MGTOW or TRP(reddit). All women are whores and have at least a mile of dick in them, and none of the dick was from the nice guys(70-80%) of men in society. If you've been ignored all your life and hit your 30s and you own property or financial assets those used up shunts want to harvest you for kids and an early retirement.

I have a foolproof method
Bumb while i greentext it
No kidnaps, no trouble, no illegal stuff

Do you have female friends? If you're not unattractive, you can turn one into a girlfriend

1. Don't be autistic.
2. Have decent genes.

Got those two down? Move on to step 3: start looking and ask. Repeat step three until successful. Can't nail the first two down? Sorry mate, things aren't looking so good this life ;)

this is why nobody likes you

Amen.

do you jerk off to traps too, I wouldnt be surprised

Be yourself, do what you love and you'll find someone who you'll feel happy around, and if the girl feels happy around you then you don't need any advice, just get her.

cut yourself and show off your scab marks.

I'm just gonna put this on the table, op wouldn't be making a thread about how to get a girlfriend if he could be"himself" and happy around them.

Ask me how I know.

This is the method i have used to get girlfriends.
I usually use them and then dumps them, but if you wanna keep her its ok.
Just for the record, im a 6/10 6ft with early2000s beard.

>ad a shitload of girls on facebook
>make sure you have friends in common
>look for the ones without bf
>spot the ones with the lower self esteem
>spot the ones that arent whores
>spot the ones that gets fewer or zero likes on their posts
>choose one... or two.
>never talk to more than two at once, they notice that
>start liking their posts
>if they upload a photo, like
>no matter how irrelevant is
>DONT COMMENT
>after 2 or 3 weeks send an inbox
>"hey" or "hi [name of the girl]"
>if no reply, start over
>make a human conversation
>"how are you?" and shit
>let her respond and dont open the message
>wait a day or two
>if they send you a message, they want your dick
>if no, keep trying

cont

cont

>now focus on what she likes on fb
>make sure you know as much as you can
>start a convo again
>ask about her stuff without being creepy
>ask her about things you know she likes
>keep a human conversation
>keep chating for a few days, 5 or 6
>ask about her times
>"when is your lunch time?" "when is your free day"
>ask her out
>go for a lunch or a walk
>those are neutral, dont jump over her
>try to look decent
>PLEASE take a shower
>try to look as much mature as you can
>get her number
>DONT GET HER NUMBER BEFORE THE FIRST DATE, UNLESS SHE GIVE IT TO YOU
>invite her a dinner
>you pay
>invite her to the movies
>she pick the movie
>you pay
>start doing romantic stuff
>flowers, gifts and that kind of shit
>introduce her to a friend of you, someone more pathetic than you so you dont have to worry about
>do more romantic stuff
>kiss her
>ask her to be your gf
>"yes user"
>fuck her in some nice hotel

From this point, you can keep dating or tell her you are confiused and you should stop seeing each other

Its up to you

Lose like eighty pounds and get a car.

>if they sent you a message they want your dick
kek

does losing weight help, assuming you arent a fucking tool and all

"After a while" missing window of opportunity leads up to rejection in the polite "friendzone" speech. Strike while the iron is hot.

>I am king sperg

>Implying I have a Facebook
>Implying I can build a respectable friends list in a reasonable amount of time

Exactly what I was thinking. This nigger is a fucking autist.

Dont be a cuck

Also, do not mention Seinfeld, Bee Movie or memes.

Try to set your standards low. Dont expect a lot 10/10. Your ugly date someone uglier then you. Try online dating and focua on her intrests.

exhaust all the dialogue options and do a few fetch quests

can't unsee

unless you're trying to get a highschooler

Built up a great friendship over several months with my GF before we shortly banged and I asked her out for real. 1 year strong without any hiccups and we couldn't be closer if we tried.

What you should do:
Fap to porn. Clean up. Forget about GF. Focus on career. Make money. Retire at 40 and be the happiest man on earth.

What you're going to do:
Bang first girl who lets you. Make babies. Marry. Divorce. Work shitty job for rest of your life. Depression. Kill living with alcohol.

Show her your DONG, and how do you use it with your best anime