Civ Thread

Civ Thread

Each side gets 3 huts, 3 men, a woman and a well. Left side gets a donkey. Right side gets a sheep.

Dubs decide

The side with the sheep, develops a religon.

We'll call them Muslims

Cut down trees.

Left captures and rapes women on right

roll

reroll

roll

Left builds a wall, built by Mexicans

thankyouOP
I've missed these

uhh... ummmm... how about right side cuts down trees to build a bridge and steal trees from the damn leftys

Reroll

that didn't work soooo. left builds a catapult to launch donkey

donkey fucks sheep makes babies

Rerolllllllll

Right side sodomizes sheep and develops muslim religion.

...

mfgd
ummmmmm. right has orgy +population?
left builds farm

roll

Cross river and kidnap woman from right side.

reroll

all the men gangbang the women

I'd roll for that

rolling

reroll

duckroll

winrar

Build dam to flood right sheep fuckers.

we have a winner

left side become whites

Left starts a farm and has fire.

people on left chop trees down and build spears

I'll choose the side with the donkey. With a donkey, transporting materials easier. This allows me to build housing and other neccescities faster, leading to obtaining weapons faster and caputing the sheep and the woman for future purposes.

Left chops down a tree and uses said tree to begin to construct a giant leg

God Emperor trumps arrives in a glorious golden chariot with snow white stallions on the left side

Left side kidnaps and rapes right sides women, leaving her pregnant

Left begins to dig for iron

All women are gangbanged. Population increases next turn

winrar

reroll

Cut out women's vaginas and put them in the donkey and sheeps vagina so it doesn't count as fucking animals as much.

Questionable winrar

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Left chops down trees and giant leg begins construction.

Giant leg begins construction.

Left side kidnaps and rapes the woman from the left side

Right builds a wall out of sticks across the river.

All animals now possess female vaginas. Beastality no longer technically exists.

Left uses seeds/saplings from cut down trees and replants them

left develops christianity and starts a crusade

the town elder speaks for the sheep
the sheep orders them to build a wood wall around them for future protection
sheepahu akbar

Right side becomes Communist under their new leader, Vermin Surpreme.

roll

roll

Camel jockeys level forest to build triremes

Left scraps all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal

Quads for full communism

Re

Human female vaginas.

The people can now have half human half donkey or sheep offspring.

rull

FUCK

instal zen

Holy shit close

Left side gets a gift (curse) from God they get internet and computers, and all men become Sup Forumstards

i say

now you only get half communism

reroll

right side is found to be harboring a horrible mutant used to release sexual frusturation.. left side wants in on mutant fucking

I fucking kek'd at the little flesh color on the animals

Discover Scientology

this game is getting fucked, fast

Trees are planted both sides and right side builds quarry while left murders half the population and displays them on long wooden pikes

Left scraps down all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal

roll

re

Roll

Left becomes communist.

Right side fucks the sheep, chops down some trees to build a bridge to facilitate trade (i.e. buy the donkey so they can breed diverse half-humans)

Right becomes Capitalist

Roll

Did anyone notice that the human women no longer have vaginas? How can either side further create progeny?

re roll

WinRAR

They fuck the animals and they give bird the animal-humans

RAWL

yeaa winrar

Dubs and sacrafice the sheep to satan in excange for a crate of asian children

Right side is destroyed by fire. Left side is flooded. One guy and the donkey with female,vagina live.

reroll

Right side has a caged mutant. Left side prepares to take mutant by force. War is on the horizon.

winrar?

thats no fucking fun

Am autist and forgot file.

FUCK OFF STOP RUINING IT

Make it so god/ op.

Right side rapes child girl and older female to repopulate quicker and build an army of sheep fuckers to take over the donkey and fuck it as well

You need trips to end the game.

Muslims commence raids on the communists and steal one of their men, and rape him.

well that was fun

/thread

Game isn't over we have survivors

fucking kill yourself

Quarry built, continued construction on giant leg with stone.