Civ Thread
Each side gets 3 huts, 3 men, a woman and a well. Left side gets a donkey. Right side gets a sheep.
Dubs decide
Civ Thread
Each side gets 3 huts, 3 men, a woman and a well. Left side gets a donkey. Right side gets a sheep.
Dubs decide
The side with the sheep, develops a religon.
We'll call them Muslims
Cut down trees.
Left captures and rapes women on right
roll
reroll
roll
Left builds a wall, built by Mexicans
thankyouOP
I've missed these
uhh... ummmm... how about right side cuts down trees to build a bridge and steal trees from the damn leftys
Reroll
that didn't work soooo. left builds a catapult to launch donkey
donkey fucks sheep makes babies
Rerolllllllll
Right side sodomizes sheep and develops muslim religion.
...
mfgd
ummmmmm. right has orgy +population?
left builds farm
roll
Cross river and kidnap woman from right side.
reroll
all the men gangbang the women
I'd roll for that
rolling
reroll
duckroll
winrar
Build dam to flood right sheep fuckers.
we have a winner
left side become whites
Left starts a farm and has fire.
people on left chop trees down and build spears
I'll choose the side with the donkey. With a donkey, transporting materials easier. This allows me to build housing and other neccescities faster, leading to obtaining weapons faster and caputing the sheep and the woman for future purposes.
Left chops down a tree and uses said tree to begin to construct a giant leg
God Emperor trumps arrives in a glorious golden chariot with snow white stallions on the left side
Left side kidnaps and rapes right sides women, leaving her pregnant
Left begins to dig for iron
All women are gangbanged. Population increases next turn
winrar
reroll
Cut out women's vaginas and put them in the donkey and sheeps vagina so it doesn't count as fucking animals as much.
Questionable winrar
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Left chops down trees and giant leg begins construction.
Giant leg begins construction.
Left side kidnaps and rapes the woman from the left side
Right builds a wall out of sticks across the river.
All animals now possess female vaginas. Beastality no longer technically exists.
Left uses seeds/saplings from cut down trees and replants them
left develops christianity and starts a crusade
the town elder speaks for the sheep
the sheep orders them to build a wood wall around them for future protection
sheepahu akbar
Right side becomes Communist under their new leader, Vermin Surpreme.
roll
roll
Camel jockeys level forest to build triremes
Left scraps all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal
Quads for full communism
Re
Human female vaginas.
The people can now have half human half donkey or sheep offspring.
rull
FUCK
instal zen
Holy shit close
Left side gets a gift (curse) from God they get internet and computers, and all men become Sup Forumstards
i say
now you only get half communism
reroll
right side is found to be harboring a horrible mutant used to release sexual frusturation.. left side wants in on mutant fucking
I fucking kek'd at the little flesh color on the animals
Discover Scientology
this game is getting fucked, fast
Trees are planted both sides and right side builds quarry while left murders half the population and displays them on long wooden pikes
Left scraps down all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal
roll
re
Roll
Left becomes communist.
Right side fucks the sheep, chops down some trees to build a bridge to facilitate trade (i.e. buy the donkey so they can breed diverse half-humans)
Right becomes Capitalist
Roll
Did anyone notice that the human women no longer have vaginas? How can either side further create progeny?
re roll
WinRAR
They fuck the animals and they give bird the animal-humans
RAWL
yeaa winrar
Dubs and sacrafice the sheep to satan in excange for a crate of asian children
Right side is destroyed by fire. Left side is flooded. One guy and the donkey with female,vagina live.
reroll
Right side has a caged mutant. Left side prepares to take mutant by force. War is on the horizon.
winrar?
thats no fucking fun
Am autist and forgot file.
FUCK OFF STOP RUINING IT
Make it so god/ op.
Right side rapes child girl and older female to repopulate quicker and build an army of sheep fuckers to take over the donkey and fuck it as well
You need trips to end the game.
Muslims commence raids on the communists and steal one of their men, and rape him.
well that was fun
/thread
Game isn't over we have survivors
fucking kill yourself
Quarry built, continued construction on giant leg with stone.