Waifufag: the character

Waifufag: the character

If he removed his arms from the armrests, would they fly off?

Is Thanos going to be goofy like in comics?

Maybe they are set so the more weight is applied, the harder they force upwards? That way, when weight is taken off, they calm down, so they float rather than go up?

I dunno man.

i dunno man jet fuel is heavy shit...

i like to imagine he opens a little cap and pours more fuel in when no one's looking

It would be extremely comical.

>jet fuel

so his armrest can melt steal beams?

For you

Why is MCU so gay? Fuck Thanos, Galactus is boss

Why would they make the chair out of ROCK... they have space travel technology and they are still sitting on Flintstones furniture... dafuq?

Fucking capeshit cucks, kill yourselves, fucking faggots

>Marvelite be in love with death
>gains the power of a grapefruit and the ability of being defeated by guys using trash can covers as weapons

>Chaos Comics character be in love with death
>gains the power of Megadeath and brings about the apocalypse

Thanos vs Kingpin when

>after credits scene of thor: ragnarok
>a newly built helicopter sits in its hangar
>a few guys come forth wearing masks, starting to spray paint the helicopter in a bright yellow paint.
>cut to thanos observing, hands behind his back, and he grins
>cut to black

10/10, would piss in my pants while sitting throught the credits to see it

I don't understand. please explain

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How does he breathe?

What is fueling the rockets that lift his chair and arms?

Masculinity.

He is a huge guy

how can anyone take this seriously

Comic book movies are fucking stupid at the best of times but you can suspend your disbelief enough to just enjoy them as mindless popcorn entertainment - but this fucking thing crosses the line. It is so fucking laughably stupid.

>Thanos banned from spacechan for spamming waifu threads about Death

Was he autistic?

I hope they show his laidback side in like a post credits scene or something.

Who is his waifu?

What the fuck? Is he Amish?

Sadfu aka rose byrne

So is Vision.
He crippled War Machine for sound/waving Wanda.

He's a Mad Titan...

Literally getting cucked by Deadpool

For the Avengers.

Death is a girl in the MU and Thanos has the hots for her.

>sitting down on a throne
>in space
>at zero gravity

Deep cut, nigga... deep cut.

>skeleton with tits

Yeah he's into that kinda thing.

do you have a problem with ghost rider.

are you implying that there is a problem with that

>skellington with big bewbs

wut?

It's when he gave up being evil, of course it didn't last

MUH DICK!!

cucked by deadpool

He is a total cuck.

Cape shit is such an embarrassing implication of this generation and society.

Capeshit is such an embarrassing implication of society.

pretty sure when he ''came back'' after his amish period he was on the good guys side.

Fox owns the rights. So they had to use thanos.

So will Spider man defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet just like in the comics?

And they turned Galactus into a giant cloud.

>watching Avengers cartoon because I'm sick
>characters established more coherently and fluidly
>cosmic and interdimensional concepts introduced really fluidly too
>doesn't bog itself down with backstory and exposition for every fucking thing
>hype as fuck enemies, enemy team ups, and storylines

>Marvel picks fucking Thanos for their ultimate villain

I know Sup Forums hates this cartoon for being too derivative of the films but the MCU would definitely benefit from taking notes from this

Thanos got beaten by someone stealing the gauntlet after he had beaten everyone else.

Avengers Assemble is fucking great

What should I read for Deadpool and Death?

Autistic fuck from /jp/ turns out to be the strongest villain in MCU.

Feels good.

>waifuing a whore

if you're waifu isn't a virgin you're a turbocuck

>mfw that's a different art style
That's not the one I'm watching. Its Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

Rather a giant cloud than what Marvel has done to him.

Outside of the episodes with the Sinister Squadron and Thunderbolts, Assemble is a crock of shit.

>be bigger than planets
>still get beaten by people who are like microbes to you
>multiple times
wooow

Why does everyone have to face the fuckign camera in Marvel capeshit?

They have no sense of the camera as an invisible presence at all.

But then again they have no sense of cinematography either.


They keep shoveling shit but poeple keep eating it up because "LOL WITTY BANTER HE CALLED HIM UNDEROOS AND DIDN'T CARBON-DATE HIM HURR THAT IS TEH FUNNIEST AND BEST MOVIE EVER"

Left panel can best summed up with: I'm HUNGRY!

Old Marvel used big words and didn't dumb shit down while trying to depict complex multi-dimensional beings in a 2-D print

New Marvel is "WHITE PRIVELEGE GAY MARRIAGE PATRIARCHY LET'S TURN WHTIE CHARACTERS INTO NEGROES AND MOHAMMED ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE OUR FEELINGS"

Sounds pretty poetic to me.

>be bigger than bacteria
>still get beaten by cells who are literally microbes to you.
>for six million years.

Tickled

I hope they cast Gal Gadot

hello pedo

>Old Marvel

Comic kino.

Too bad the little humans in this case can't reproduce asexually inside your body and give you deadly diseases.

>Old Marvel used big words and didn't dumb shit down while trying to depict complex multi-dimensional beings in a 2-D print
do you seriously believe what you're typing.

Those are cuff-links

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>This is literally a spoiler for THANOS: THE FRESHMAKER

watched CW and AoU back to back, and holy shit those lines and acting were pleb level

>cheese and crackers

Too tricky

Who the fucking hell did he commission to build this copter? Who the fuck was paid to write Thanos on the side? When did he learn to fly and why isn't he just levitating instead?