You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

Im a girl

Because I have a wife.

im gay and have a bf

I'm a girl btw

I technically broke up with her, but only because she doesn't love me anymore. It was recent, I can't be with anyone else yet.

Because I'm pathetic.

Trips still must show tits...

Because I am too busy learning and creating cool shit. Nesters, most woman have no ambition to push themselves to make something great, and teach others at the same time.

My cock gets in the way because it's so big
>pic related

Because every woman I get close to begins to annoy me after a while so I freak out at them so they leave me.

Also herpes.

Because I don't need sex enough and romance is still disgusting to me.
/not even underage

Cause no one wants me and the one girl I like is too good looking for me

> married, wife would be pissed

because i have a wife.

bc im gay as hell, next question

trying to convince mine to go open relationship. she needs to unload her "feelings" and I need to unload my cock.

I'm in the military and refuse to get cucked by some bitch back home/when I'm deployed
Plus I ordered this guitar today and I'm fucking excited for it

>also herpes

yea, that's not the main reason

Does it hurt?

Because every woman I have dated has either cheated on me or turned out to be crazy.

Ex cheated on me a year ago and now I'm cynical and I dont trust anyone.

So someday that'll probably change but right now I'm still wounded and I'd fuck up whatever relationship I have because of it.

Because I'm taking my time with my relationships

I read somewhere that herpes can make you go insane

Because im an ugly person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I am an odious human being.

Plus I'm socially inept

toilet seats can get anyone

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Because i am an ugly loser who has never had any women show interest in him

I am a lolicon

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got dumped

I am married.

Because no girl will accept me. Plus im looking for the crazy type, just ni niggers

Mine died

Likely story

Cool story

This one killed me

Cause im a fat sack of shit

because I've got a fuckbuddy

>ugly
>short
>small penis
>socially inept
>Practically retarded
>Only make $12/hour
>shit personality
>boring
>alcoholic
>no friends
>never go anywhere besides my apartment and work

no job / revoked license
:?/

>convert to islam
>white guy in mosque
>fucking celeb diversity hire
>arrange marriage

you're welcome

Highly doubt you are all of those things. It's just statistically implausible.
Stop it.

Because happily married

Because I've wasted 7 years of my life with one who was mental, and now I'm too fucked in the head to trust anyone. As soon as I've fucked a woman I want them gone from my life. I'm okay with platonic relationships with women, so long as there's no chance of it becoming anything more.

im very shy

Because the only one I've paid any romantic interest to in the last year thinks I'm a douche.

Nope, that's me as well. Except the Alcoholic, shit personality part.

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I do, been together almost a year now and it's going great.

nice crippling depression you've got there

I'm fat and feel a deep shame for everything about myself

Basically because I'm an asshole

Anxiety and panic attacks.

Sup Forums made me gay addicted me to traps

Im married but my wife and I are trying to find a trap gf for us.

Liking traps is only gay if you like the penis.

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Then you have hope, buddy.

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Oldfag here. Was married once and had plenty of gfs. Now thirty five. Don't see any possible reason to have one. Have sex whenever I want and it's always new and fresh. Keep all my money and time and sanity. Only reason I'd have a serious relationship is if I wanted her to give me kids, and face it there aren't many women around these days that any respectable man would want to mother his children.

Actually no... I'm Oriental. No grill have time for that. But I appreciate the vote of confidence.

because I'm married

weak dick game

Cause she only wants to fuck "exclusively" I don't trust her at all on that and I want to date her. Protip don't be 22 and attempt to chase a 27 year old

So I'm not gay? Good cause I can't stop beating it to traps

Lol sounds like me and I get plenty of pussy try harder faggot

Because I tasted happiness once and the pain that comes with it....

Well besides the penis they're girls so no you arent if you dont like the penis.

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I'm on Sup Forums

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I do

because no one likes me

I'm a socially awkward loser with bad teeth and no self esteem.

Is that mclovin?

Asian? You can't get a girl because you're Asian? nigga

Every Oriental motherfucker I've met has been a chick magnet; nerdy to swole as fuck. As you should be, by all measures besides dick size, you're the (((superior race))).

I believe so, lol.

I thought the same thing. 8 years later after I'm feel the same. With each year and relationship making it worse. There comes a point where you just give up because people are fucking disgusting creatures

Cause I kicked her out of the apartment after I found out she didn't like bevis is butthead. Three years too. I was tricked the whole time.

All me too exception of short and I'd like to think small penis.

KEK - again I appreciate the voice of confidence, but I don't know... Maybe all this time on Sup Forums has warped my perception.

reroll

Because I'm a girl and have a boyfriend. I would like a girlfriend though

Because I'm a social cripple beta fag when it comes to girls

the whole point of this thread
>/thread
one of the chicks you came across in your loser life has wanted to fuck you, trust me

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Huh.. are those traps around him or what was the intent of this image?

I'm a pussy beta bitch

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I watch too much anime. Maybe if I watch some gay shit it'll pay off.

Hockey. Fuckyeh.

Not a good enough reason

I'm ugly

Im not that giy i am this giy but trust me no a single fucking person on this planet wants to fuck me

Lololololllol. I'm fucking dead. That was great.

Tits or gtfo