Name something a robber wouldn't want to find in your house

Name something a robber wouldn't want to find in your house.

nekked grandma

Me

A badly photoshopped photo of Michael Cera

Siberian mouse

this post

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Me

Steve Harvey is the worst host ever

Richard Dawson is spinning in his grave with enough torque to drill a new tunnel out of Stalag 13

His wife.

i didn'treply any of these and my mother still alive fagget

Me and my stockpile of loaded guns.

fuck

My cum jar that I keep in the freezer.

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Richard Dawson would be too drunk to notice Steve Harvey or to give a shit if he did.

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the show sucked way before steve harvey

This
Gotta love castle law
Fuck california and that responsibility to retreat bullshit.

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This guy

>kissed every single woman on the show
>three sheets to the wind every fucking episode
>overriding the judges when he saw fit
Dawson was one of the biggest swinging dicks to ever grace a TV screen