New Fwuffy Thwead!

New Fwuffy Thwead!

Anyway, back to my story...
>Be me
>lives in small house
>Small garden outside
>just chilling, when I hear a small, high pitched "now!" ring out
>sweetbabyjesusno.jpg
>Fluffies invade muh garden
>shit, eat, and breed all over it.
>Can only watch in horror as my garden is raped
>Fucking shit
>They leave, and leave an entire destroyed garden
>unacceptable.jpg
>Plots my revenge, with a little too much inspiration from DOOM 4.
cont.?

Yay nyu fwuffy thwead!

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...are you honestly gonna wait for people to tell you to go on?

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Yes, nigga.
Also, check'd.

and every post you are going to ask cont?

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U wot m8?

Nope.
So, here I continue:
>Begins to play DOOM 4 waay too much
>begins building a suit of Praetor armor out of cardboard beer containers
>Spray paint that shit, make it look like DOOM Guy's suit.
>even take the time to set up a speaker system, as well as cooling holes
>Time to rip and tear
>store it away in the closet, waiting for the next fluffy attack
>several weeks later
>begins to let my guard down
>Suddenly, it begins
>"Fuw da smawtie!"
>hellyeah.jpg
>begins suiting up for battle
>get some metal playlists into the speaker system
>now let's fucking rock.

No one defies FluffMan. M'lady

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dem some mighty fine poopie cweanews little leggless fucker..mighty fine.

Requesting more litter pals and enfie babbehs

>Also made a "BFG 9000"
>taped together a bunch of those infomercial "tactical flashlights" together, set them all to seizure mode, and used cardboard to make it look like a BFG
>Grabs up my great BFG, and stroll outside.
>Sure enough, raping my garden
>Smarty looks on in the corner, with a cold, dead smug look on his face.
>I look dead at him through my "Praetor Suit"
>He looks back, and says "eek! Munstah! gib fowevah sweepies, tuffies!"
>Two red and green fluffies waddle up to me, looking all tough, stomping their hooves.
>"Guu way!"
>They have yet to know the consequences of their actions.

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As dumb as this is I can't wait to read what happens next

>One of them points their anus directly at me
>"Gib sowwey poopies!"
>He takes a steamy, liquid shit all over the "Praetor Suit"'s boot, glad I wore boots under this
>Stare at him, he can tell through the mask I'm pissed
>"S-Sowwey..."
>Pick him up, and let him scream in shock and terror
>metal kicks in at right time
>doomguyrapeface.jpg
>Begins reaching into his asshole, and pulls out intestines
>Eventually violently pull out entire digestive system to "Hexen- Knee Deep in the Dead"
>Other smarty attempts to rescue his brother, stabbing me with his horn
>Bad idea
>Take his small, insignificant little head, and pull him up to my "face piece"
>grab his mane, and pull
>rips his flesh clean off
>can see a skull
>Grab onto the skull, and rip
>rips entire skeleton and nervous system out of his body, leaving his body fall to the ground like a giant meat sack.

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Not what I was expecting but still good

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to the user that wanted a fat fluffy rolling over the children: you're welcome

Stop with this retarted mysterious tophat wearing edgelord shit

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(Gotta go to bed soon)
>He still has all his organs, but is just a spooky scary skeleton right now
>begins breaking his ribs, and letting his organs flop forward, only to rip them out
>he's horrifically murdered as well
>look at the smarty, who is getting his heard out of there
>Begins to run after him with inhuman speed
>still have my "BFG"
>catch up with the horde
>BFG: ON
>Give half of them seizures, and the other half just straight up die
>fuckingawesome.jpg
>Corner the Smarty
>everything is about to get bloody

Eat shit

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This type of stuff makes threads like this look even more autistic. If you're gonna post, atleast post something good.

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Moar

That's not who I replied to

Its not done yet

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Fffffuck
Requesting more fucking enfie babbehs then

Dont have enfie babies, but got this baby abuse comic

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Do you have the rest?

Do ya wanna know how I got these scars?

Well my dadah liked the bitter wa was. He was a meanie. One night he is a bigger meanie than normal. Mumma gets a knife to stop daddah. Daddah does not like mummah's knife. Daddah takes the knife and attacks mummah. When daddah is done with mummah he looks at me and says "Why so serious?" Daddah comes to me with the knife. "Why so serious?" He sticks it in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face."

>heath ledgers joker sucked

It was the first thing I thought of when I saw that green fluffy with the extra smile.

Thats the latest image uploaded

I was meaning the ones you should where the dad disappears first then the mom goes looking for food and doesn't come back

Skipped

Yeah, thats the latest image. There isnt anymore yet

More

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Keep the thread bumped while i move my files really quick

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Bump

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Im missing most of this comic, including the ending.

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Bump

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BUMPING

Need more

Maybe we should make a new threaf

Why do crybabies even come into fluffy threads?

>rocket boosters go
I fucking lost it god damn

So are we gonna make a new thread or not?

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