ITT: We add new rules to the English language

ITT: We add new rules to the English language.
Roll dubs and have your new rule implemented

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Every use of the letter e must be replaced by the loudest yell you can muster

Bump

"PPP" must be included randomly in sentences as well as replace periods ppp

every word is replaced with " op is a faggot "

English will now be replaced with arabic to make the UK more PoC friendly

roll

All words with vovels needs to be said in a french accent

Rerolling ppp

You need to smoke put a tooth pick under your big toe and kick a wall as hard you can with that toe whenever you say a vowel

Every noun is now just dick emoticons (only in writing) like if i said
Hi my name is 8=======D~

whenever you finish a sentence you need to scrape your dick with a cheese grater

Reroll

that doesnt even... what?

...

We're safe if we don't write punctuation

every word must be combined with the suffix harambe

roll

Candle jackharamb

>everyharambe wordharambe mustharambe beharambe combinedharambe withharambe theharambe suffixharambe harambeharambe

Isharambe thisharambe theharambe kindharambe ofharambe worldharambe youharambe wantharambe toharambe liveharambe inharambe?

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dubs and everyone in the thread has to subscribe to me.

faggot

This§ symbol§: "§" means§ harembe§

In names, all vowels must be replaced with the letter Y. If the name ends with a vowel, that vowel becomes an I.

...Wait, that's already happening.