So, does anyone have any real stories about encounters with the police?

So, does anyone have any real stories about encounters with the police?

Getting busted, running, etc.

I've just got one, here goes
>junior year of high school
>have girlfriend drop my friend and I off at the back entrance of a woods, hike out to the very center
>this entrance has nothing around it except a church that was empty and a far-off interstate
>get to the center, climb up a tree and sit on a branch
>smoke about an 8th each
>didn't smoke too often, low tolerance
>stoned out of my mind, absolutely not aware of my surroundings
>just sitting there singing when suddenly my friend says "DUDE we're fucked"
>slowly look back behind me
>four cops are advancing toward us up a hill
>too stoned to run, forest is filled with 20 foot deep sinkholes anyway, also in a tree
>they seriously hiked all the way out here in summer heat to bust two teens smoking pot, four of them
>tell them our info, they say "well since you hiked out here, you know the way out, right? well get to walking"
>don't remember the way out
>start walking a random direction
>they tell me to go a different way
>this continues until finally we come out, on the other side of the forest
>on the way there, old guy cop pulls a bunch of bracelets out of his pocket
>police grade bug-off
>near the forest exit I learn to my friend
>"dude, you think they have any police grade water, im so fucking thirsty"
>"please shut up"
>"i'm going to ask him"
>"please don't"

anyway they let us go and I had to have my mom pick me up.

>on way home
>cottonmouth never hit so hard
>mom bitching me out but I can't hear it over how dry my mouth is
>keep complaining
>miss the entrance to our neighborhood
>"where we goin mom"
>"i'm getting your dumbass a drink so you'll shut up"

Best fucking sprite I've ever had in my life. Ended up playing left 4 dead in the living room and eating all the marshmellows cause I was too lazy to walk up to my room.

I'm a paramedic, and I work mostly in both urban and rural areas with cops all the time. I just want to let you know that all people that work public service (ie police, fire and ems) are people too. We get just as much of a kick out of fucking with people as everyone else. It's just more of a game because we have to fight not to laugh.

>mostly in both
wow, I don't even do drugs anymore.

I dated a cop once. It was intense.

>fire and ems
>fight not to laugh

wut

Just imagined an ambulance driver taking a patient through a carwash or something

Bump for interest

>tried salvia in college
>Intense shit, enjoyed it
>Months later a friend of mine invites a pothead friend of his to try it and values me up because still have some
>Can't use my house or my friend's and the other dude lives good knows where.
>My friend tells us he knows a good place under a tree.
>Get there
>3am
>All the grass and brush around it has been cleared giving it a clear view to the road that passed through there
>Meh, let's do it
>Guy tries it and feels nothing
>I try it and talk to God or something
>Guys about to try again when we see a cop car pass by
>Act all innocent and shit
>Car slows but doesn't stop
>Two minutes later it pases again
>Time to go
>Salvia isn't illegal but I don't feel like explaining that shit so I stay it under a rock.
>Get in car and see patrol car make a turn but I couldn't see where.
>Tell them I think its going to block us off ahead
>"Uhm guys, I have pot on me"
>Oh fuck me
>Tell him to dump it
>10 seconds after he does like 3 cop cars pull us over, search us and the car.
>Question us for the longest 10 minutes of my life.
>Nothing was found but the cops didn't believe us when we said we were just smoking a cigarette and talking.
>In hindsight we acted shady as fuck.

>Driving to California from Illinois
>Careful to drive exactly the speed limit
>Just hit a small hick town in the middle of nowhere
>Only one road through the town
>40mph, going 40mph
>Pulled over
>Given ticket for $350 for doing 40 in a 30
>Go back because I never saw the speed limit change
>Driving back up the road the other way I saw the sign, completely inside of a bush
>Literally impossible to see if you're driving towards it
>I live 1,000 miles away so I can't fight it

what happened?

>car slows but doesn't stop
That's time to disappear. Same shit happened to me once except when it came back by going the other direction, my gf and I hid in a bush as he was u-turning.

Unfortunately we didn't hide too well, nothing happened though, except I fell down into a ditch since the ground was slick trying to walk to the cop car.

He fucked me all the time in uniform
We fucked in his squad car
I used to cum in his coffee, he liked that
If he had a bad day he would come home, play GTA and go on a cop killing rampage

Fucking quotas

Oh and I smoked weed in front of him all the time, shit was wild

Happened two months ago.
>just got done playing basketball with bros
>not a nigger
>driving home
>we're playing music and just talking shit
>I randomly yell "Oh shit!" forgot why
>femcop that was driving the other way hears
>I see in side mirror that she slows down and does u-turn
>start to drive a little faster
(should mention here in jersey you get 2 licenses, ones probationary which you're not allowed to drive after 12 and have more than 3 people in the car, I had 5 people along with it being about 3 in the morning)
>See this bitch starting to drive faster to catch up
>start to slow down so she doesn't stop me for speeding
>trying to go at decent speed but nervous as fuck
>if she stops me, license can get suspended
>she's right behind us and turns on her lights
>I'm fucked
>pulled over
>"Hello officer, did I do something wrong?"
>"Why is someone as young as you driving so late at night?"
>"We were playing basketball and now we're on our way home"
>She said something else but can't remember too well but she asked for my license and registration
>I'm fucked
>comes back
>"Since you're on your way home, I'll let you go this time but next time don't drive late at night"
>"Okay thank you have a great night"
>Me and bros take a deep breath
>drive home
I never really do shit to get in trouble especially not illegal shit but thats about as close as I've gotten in trouble with the cops. Honestly think she just wanted to fuck with us that night.

This actually happened a few hours ago.
>Me and 17 other people all go bowling
>Fuck around for a bit
>Friend who rode with me says she need to be home in 30min
Were about 45min out
>Tell everyone
>They all wanna go with
>Six cars full of people all going 85+ bobing and weaving traffic
>One guy does a burnout in his new car during red light
>Serves and almost hits car to his left
>Then goes too fast on a turn and serves into concrete meadian almost running into oncoming traffic
>Slow down cuz I have a bad feeling (still going 20 over)
>Friend zooms by me
>Look in rear view mirror
>Cop on my ass
>Slow down even more
>Panic and try to call everyone up
Too late
>Friend gets pulled over
>83 in a 40 $356 ticket and a court date on August 16th
>Multiple cops zoom by me looking for the other cars involved in the race
>Nobody else got pulled over

>going cliff jumping at the local lake with my friends
>get to the top of the cliff and see patrol car on other side of the lake
>everyone starts sprinting to the car
>random scramble ensues as others were there
>get to car finally and get in
>friend had met us there and hops in back seat
>6 people in the car beaner packed (16 at the time) and I start pulling away
>cop pulls us over, old man cop gets out
>"hey guys I don't know if you were at the cliffs back there but be careful because there are other cops patrolling the area that will arrest you, have a nice day"
>ignores the fact the car is packed, brother had weed on him apparently he didn't mention to me
>cop clearly was too old to deal with that shit

It was great, one of two encounters with police where they were cool, every other time they were major fucking pricks

but did your friend get home on time?

Might as well include the other time. Maybe give some people hope that there are other cool cops out there, even if they are the few and the proud.

>had a real affair going on with oxycodone for awhile
>took quite a bit, even for me at the time
>decide its time to go to Aldi to get some groceries
>horrible idea after horrible idea
>"walking" through Aldi, starting to nod out
>falling asleep upright, trying to keep my balance
>probably look like I'm doing tai chi with how zen I am trying to not fall over
>someone shakes my shoulder, good guy Greg telling me to leave because he saw the manager call the cops
>alright I'm out, head towards door
>step outside to a posse of officers, arrived just in time
>feel like I'm gonna get arrested, pat myself down to make sure there aren't any drugs
>public intox on the way?
>"hey son you alright, reports you were acting very very weird in there."
>tell them I'm tired, tell them I didn't drive there as I had actually driven (stupid) but knew that would make things worse
>okay well let us give you a ride home bud
>question my disbelief of God as I have never experienced this fortune.
>get dropped off, told to get some sleep.
>went inside and blew more oxy to celebrate

That's all for the good encounters, the bad would take awhile haha

I was going to Rocklahoma this year and got pulled over twice in one day because the cops were profiling the road there to maximize drug charges. I brought weed with me stored in khaki shorts. He "smelled weed" both times despite me not smoking in the car. He told me to get out the car and asked me if I had weed.

I told him I didn't, obviously. I was sweating hard. I WAS WEARING A CHEECH AND CHONG SHIRT. He stared at me for a few seconds and told me to get back in the car and had us drive away. My speechcraft increased to 3.

Always wear a decoy shirt. Every time I go to a festival I wear a button long sleeve shirt, wrist watch, and if I get pulled over I say I'm heading to my cousins to pitch a business idea with him to potential investors. Never take weed as that's the only drug they can actually smell, fuck it I'll buy my weed there.

>people are like "why did I get pulled over and searched man what the fuck"
>my face when they have dreads and wear tie-dye/grassroots flatbills

>at friend's apartment
>420 blaze it
>knock knock
>"it's police"
>fuck
>hide dank weed
>open door
>"officer, problem?"
>"we got reports from neighbors saying they smelled weed from the apartment. we would appreciate if you could smoke your weed outside or fix your ventilation so you you don't bother your neighbors because we don't want to waste time on kinds smoking weed. have a nice day, bye."
>look at my friend
>"wtf just happen"
>friend shrugs
>we go back to blazing it
>dude weed lmao

Underage&

the few and the proud are marines dumbass

>yfw it was a sign that can come up out of the ground at the policemans will at the press of a button just to scam city folk like yourself

So much this. In my younger days I had a trashy piece of shit car because I was poor so I got a car from the 70s. Didn't help I dressed like a fucking hobo. Got pulled over several times a month. I don't smoke weed, though, but the cops where like "where's the weed come on I know you smoke weed". 9/10 the cops were nice but usually frustrated they didn't find anything. One faggot even called for backup and told them to bring a dog to search my car lol. Nowadays I drive a more expensive car and dress properly, only been pulled over once in the last 5 years.

19 but i do look like im about 16 or so

Yeah, I know. That shirt is normally my housewear and I kinda forgot about the bullshit cops pull at concerts. I haven't been to one since I was in high school over ten years ago.

>Be me 21 or 22
>Out drinking all night downtown
>Go home and decide to go to this 24 hour McDonalds with a walk up for food.
>Get in argument with another drunk bro
>Turns into a little scuffle with us pushing and yelling at eachother
>Cop shows up
>Obviously extremely intoxicated
>Cop asks me where I live and I literally lived
like directly across the street
>Cop says "Go home now."
>Start walking across the crosswalk
>Get tackled from behind
>Cop puts me in cuffs
>"Dude what the hell you said to go home."
>Cop says "You smirked at me."
>Taken to the drunk tank for the rest of the night
>Get out the next day and at least 80$ was missing from my wallet.

>be walking down street at 3 am
>walk past a pair of occifers that just pulled over someone for speeding
>one doesnt have anything to do
>sees me and my friend
>walks up and stops us
>he looks like Joker from FMJ
>"so what are you guys doing out? I swesr to shit if its pokemon go"
>we show him our phone screens, pokemon go open
>"son of a bitch, it's been extremely busy at this time since that came out, its ridiculous"
>"so have you caught any good pokemon?"
>"hell yeah, we just caught two onyx"
>"Onyx? I dont know what that is man, I havent played pokemon for like 15 years"
>5 more minutes of random conversation, just chillin basically
>his buddy finishes up with the ticket
>"Aight, well I have get back to patrolling, have a good one"
>we go on our way
>feels good to be white, obeying the law, not getting killed by police

haha cops